[gloworange]Here is something from Me, to all of you for Halloween![/gloworange] :D
http://www.cutestuf.com/flash_1002/bluemoon.swf
[glowpurple]Tasha [/glowpurple] :hearts:
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[gloworange]Here is something from Me, to all of you for Halloween![/gloworange] :D
http://www.cutestuf.com/flash_1002/bluemoon.swf
[glowpurple]Tasha [/glowpurple] :hearts:
LMFOA! That is funny. I don't wanna give anything away bt, its good!
LOL its really funny
* Kwiep cries....
Why the fack don't we have Haloween in the Netherlands :(
we DO have halloween here, neel... Halloween is originally a European thing (Halloween originally was a Celtic thing, 'invented' some 800 years BC)...
And 'Halloween' comes from 'All Hallow's eve', which is English for 'Allerheiligen'... and Allerheiligen is when we honour our death family members... The difference is that American people celebrate it the night before November 1, and we 'celebrate' it on November 1. And to be honest, Americans really turned the meaning of Halloween upside down...
* Kwiep shakes head ...
We have Haloween ?!
WHAh000000
* Kwiep starts getting beer
ow you btw... and those belgians beer caused we forgot about ... erm...
* Kwiep tryes to fly like the vampire, falls on is head. Showes his but to all the people staring at the darn dutch weirdo, who thinks Haloween is an Amercan party
but seriously... I didn't knew that. Thanks Neg. I aslo have the idea allerheiligen is on a different date in belgium then in the Netherlands, because we celebrate it in october.. if we even celebrate it. Or in november... I don't know exactly, but not on november the 1st
Your right neg, 'All Hollow’s eve' is the night that we find new and better ways to bring shame to our ancestors.
A day that the dead can be among the living is common to many cultures (Ref: Fraser’s “Golden bough “). In the Celtic tradition a candle is placed in a window too let the departed know they are welcome and a place is set for them at the dinner table. This is also a time (the time before midnight) when evil spirits were said to be strong on the earth. Folks would leave offerings outside their dwellings to appease the spirits and be left alone. Somehow people thought it would be cute for their children to pretend to be evil spirits and receive the offerings of appeasement. Therefore the threat "trick or treat".
During the "rebel without a cause” time of the mid to late 50's the trick became more important than the treat and this night became known as mischief night. This has progressed until today we have the night of the living sickos. People put razor blades in apples and poison in candy for the kiddies. So you might say we’ve come full circle and it’s once again a night that evil is strong upon earth.
funny, and thanks for the history lesson guys :)
ROFLMAO
My hubby and I both got a good laugh out of that...
And leave it to Neggy to make a joke into a history lesson!! ;)
Deb
I have learned a new word; masticate, it means to chew. It is a funny word because it sounds like masturbate. Mastication and masturbation have something else in common, they are both popular substitutes for sex. I don't know why they call it masturbating anyway. It seems like being a masturbator would require a fish hook. It should be called masturdating because it eliminates the date.
I have learned a new word; masticate, it means to chew. It is a funny word because it sounds like masturbate. Mastication and masturbation have something else in common, they are both popular substitutes for sex. I don't know why they call it masturbating anyway. It seems like being a masturbator would require a fish hook. It should be called masturdating because it eliminates the date.
Thought it was appropriate to bump this up being almost halloween and all, plus it was funny. I wouldn't recommend clicking the link if you don't have a popup blocker. I've had worse but it took me about two minutes to completely get rid of the popups.
Cheers
Negative, not all Americans got Halloween upside down, I live here remember. Also I have a Halloween thread going in GCC.
Hmm and that was funny why......???
Maybe i missed the Punch Line to that one.....???
Must be my old age has finally caught up with me...
Anyhow
Cheers..*.*
Rather than starting another Halloween thread:
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With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE!!
Please use these helpful hints (gleaned from movies and TV) this and every year.
1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone.
6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.
8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT!
9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out.
10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.
11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.
13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.
15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one http://www.nilbog.com ), anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to he nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.
17. Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.
18. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices.
19. Dress appropriately. When investigating a noise downstairs in an old house, women should not wear a flimsy negligee. And carry a flashlight, not a candle.
20. Do not mention the names of demons around open flames, as these can flare suddenly. Be especially careful of fireplaces in this regard.
21. Do not go looking for witches in the Maryland countryside.
I liked that one. I just saw 28 days later, if you know what I mean.Quote:
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
Nice post deb. Glad you shared.
#6 and #8 are my favorites :D
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! *pissing self laughing* Deb I think it's good to know I'm not the only one screaming "You moron!" at the TV when watching a horror movie.
Yes, I know it's past Halloween, but being a doggy person, this appealed to me