Antionline account developers wanted!!
Due to a recent influx of technologically deficient and socially challenged LAMERS, AO is now looking for experienced account developers. Qualified applicants must be technically proficient, politically correct, and able to accept idiotic criticisms. Spelling and grammer skills are apparently irrelevant. Age is unimportant, but applicants must be able to play well with others and not threaten to take all their toys home if they don't get their way. Compensation is on a straight commission basis, account value is determined ONLY by AP status, bonuses available for accounts reaching 'gold dot' premium status. If interested, send resume to
[email protected]. Any existing members interested in selling their accounts will recieve a special charitable contribution tax credit from the IRS in addition to normal compensation.