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This is the reason why men love unix :
>===========================
>Touch;
>finger;
>unzip;
>strip;
>mount;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>mv;
>halt;
>core dump;
>unmount;
>sleep...
AND IMAGINE ALL THIS FOR FREE~!!
Good one, got to remeber that one!!
Sounds sexy to me.
:D lol cute
Oh geeze... Thanks for the laugh! :D
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I heard it another way:
who | grep -i blonde; cd ~; talk; touch; finger; unzip; strip; mount; uptime; gasp; yes; eject; unmount; sleep
i believe a few mkdir's would be suitable, if you catch my drift :D
nice one..he..he.he..how about this got nothing to do with man or woman (only jokes so..don't flame me :) ) :
NOTE :
% => user must run C- Shell. ( tested on FreeBSD only..don't know about other *nix)
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
Cheerss
I have heard it said that only a true twisted mind, a real linux loving geek could possably laugh at comments like these.. .. LOL LOL
loved them guys
cheers..
LOL! Ok - now I know I am twisted and need to get outside more!
:D
omg, my Linux experience will never be the same! ;) i'm starting to wonder if I should let my g/f look at these, lol. (with her knowing I'm a new and avid Linux user :P)
I like that one, any others???