A member of the high school computer science club learned hypnosis, and
wanted to share his knowledge, so he taught another member,
and she taught another, and so on.
This became know as trancing geek to geek.
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A member of the high school computer science club learned hypnosis, and
wanted to share his knowledge, so he taught another member,
and she taught another, and so on.
This became know as trancing geek to geek.
I don't get it. :rolleyes:
hahahaha thats soo awesome...wait no its not, is it just me or does that make no sense :confused:
Funny how it's only the Brits who get it but it's not something culturally limited to Britain.....<LOL>
BTW. You are right...... It's bloody awful..... :D
You know what trancing is...right?Quote:
This became know as trancing geek to geek.
You know what a geek is...right?
It is a play on words in reference to a term known as "Dancing Cheek to Cheek"
Am I close englishgirl1? The girl with the permanent smile. ;)
ae: You are just toooooo smart for your own good...... Now you are even getting really crummy jokes from England..... Give up now.... there is no hope left..... :D
They will have to drag me off kicking and screaming first...I won't leave...you can't make me....
omg, put me in the same boat with aeallison then because believe it or not I got the pun too. Sigh.
I used to work with a guy that was a pun master. He came up with them all the time... most of them were groaners, but a few were pretty good.
El Diablo
aeallison is spot on - so it must translate (although it is still a terrible, terrible pun). As it says in my profile 'my pointy haired boss doesn't think I'm funny' - sometimes he's right.
Englishgirl1
As an overseas neighbour of the brits I'm really enjoying this english little fight ;)
But actually... I didn't got it neither. So where can I buy a ticket for the aeallison-cruise.
LOL, :D
of course if you had a bunch of Phone Crackers looking furtively at each other it would be called......
Glancing, phreak to phreak......
Or a series of groups of people trying to be better than each other it would be called.....
Enhancing, clique to clique
Or a group of superhumans jumping from mountaintop to mountaintop would be called.....
Prancing, peak to peak......
Should I go on? :D
Hear ye! Hear ye! Step right up and get your tickets to the aeallison cruise of no return. Get onboard now and recieve our complimentary whoopie cusion and rubber doggie poo! You are guarranteed that this will float yer boat and make your wickie wacky.
:withstupi
<edit>go on pleeeze, go on</edit>
If there will come one other brit joke like the ones above, your boat will sink, aeallison.
A fast car 'll do the trick also, where can we hide !!! Nowhere !! LOL.
:p As long as the dutch don't try humour, it's ok for me ! Just kiddin' ....
Greetz,
I'll have one ticket please...How much is that?
I got the joke too, but thought there must be more than what I was seeing in it. Heh, guess not.
That was truly horrid.
AE: Make your wikey wacky?? ROTFL thats one Ive never heard before.
least SOMETHING in the thread made me laugh :p
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE now i must say.... that these few puns where well off the mark yet funny when you think about the faces that people who dont get them would be making as they are trying to figure out just what is meant by it.eheheh IT'S great... and english Humor is great as well i love it all.... ehehe i only hate what Olver Cromwell did to my ancestors.... eheheh =)~
That'l be 100 pos APs /me grins evilyQuote:
I'll have one ticket please...How much is that?
Ok avenger_jcc, don't get yer britches in a bunch, that can cause a severe case of shrivelup andropoff...was't he a russian leader of some status?... oh well...
wulf13, ok I'll bite...what did Olver Cromwell do to your ancestors?
any more???
Well..... I could suggest that a group of cowardly knights at a joust would be.....
Lancing, meek to meek
Or a group of birds flying to Paris from London in tight formation would be......
Francing, beak to beak
Jeez..... this is becoming hard work..... :D
Finally.... (cos I'm getting tired...)
A group of builders building a large house entirely from wood would be......
Mansing, teak to teak
Definition of a Manse
Thats it..... I'm exhausted..... :cool:
Or a group of mice in a brothel romancing squeak to squeak (I'll stop now I promise)
Englishgirl1
Well I guess a group of gamblers betting in a casino with a bad roof would be.....
Chancing, leak to leak
or a line of Hellenics passing something to the front of the line would be.....
Advancing, Greek to Greek
Your turn........ :D
eehheh oh my you guys are killing me... eheheh =)~ this is great.. nice start for the day. =)
oh and simply put.. he forced my ancestors off our land and gave to the English. =) I am Irish by birth. =)
But you gotta love the English.. eheheeh and those fishychips eheh;)
How about a group of Saudi diplomats treating each others' boils:
Lancing - sheik to sheik
If the english would go to war in Iraq, aside the americans, everybody could leave their weapons at home, 'cause just let the brits use their humour and after 2 days the Iraq's
would surrender all by themselves.
LOL, nothin' personal boys and girls.... just joking.
Greetz,
Ok Englishgirl..... I'm running out of words...... ;)
A group of fashion models posing between two streams would be.......
Stancing, creek to creek
Of course the same models could be in an old house in which case it would be.....
Stancing, creak to creak
(but you'll probably accuse me of cheating for using the same word twice..... :o but it's getting awfully hard trying to find any more words that rhyme with dancing......)
So these witches are trying to schedule a meeting so they can raise the spirit of their dead friend for a bit of a party, however they are all really busy so have to do it in stage.....
(wait for it)
necromancing week to week
No fair..... I thought of necromancing but decided it was sufficiently far from being a good rhyme of dancing that I left it alone...... ;)
I think we have practically exhausted this little avenure of pleasure...... Wanna try a new pun? :D
This guy has been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for
five years.
One day the supermarket gets new orange juice machines, and
the bag boy is real excited and asks the manager if he can
work the juice machines.
The manager says no.
The bagger says, "But I've been working here for 5 years,
why can't I run the juice machines?"
The manager goes,
"I'm sorry, son, but, baggers can't be juicers."
Englishgirl: That was bloody awful..... I surrender..... ;)
Brush up on your pun-y wit here so you can continue this pun_demonium...... :D
OMG!
This is really terrible...I do believe this has got to be the most worthless thread on this site...
Funny though...:D
Thanks for the bellylaughs.
wulf13,
My family name goes back to the Scotts. My family name befor being Americanised was McCallister on my fathers side and McDuff on my mothers side, Dad also had some lineage of Wallace's in his family.
LOL Tigershark's link is worth visiting folks....
A woman found out her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears, cleaned both
ears, and the dog could hear fine.
The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she
should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub in its
ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At
the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under
your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says, "If you're using this on your legs, don't shave for a
couple of days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must
know, I'm using it on my chow-chow."
The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
Oh no, I found another one in my email....
A news item this morning was about a local coal miner. It
seems that his favorite hobby was painting, but since he
couldn't afford to buy canvasses he simply painted on the
walls of his small cottage. Unfortunately, a gang of youths
broke into his cottage earlier this week and defaced his
paintings. Yesterday the young miscreants were charged in
court with................
"corrupting the murals of a miner."
OH MY now that one about the miners was just aweful. eheheehehehe terribly baddddd eheheeh but still chuckleable... eheh
thats cool eheheh than we deffinately ahve soemthign in common eheheh the fact of the english takign over parts of our families mother lands... eheeh =)~ but still being able to love thier humor eheh =)~
Yeah, these Brits do come out with some funny stuff... Your mother was a hamster! and your father smells of elderberries...Quote:
thats cool eheheh than we deffinately ahve soemthign in common eheheh the fact of the english takign over parts of our families mother lands... eheeh =)~ but still being able to love thier humor eheh =)~
/me looks for my blue face paint...
How about some *culture*
South Sea Tale (anon)
There once was a dreamy young poet
Who sailed off to a south sea isle.
He met a girl named Laurie,
Who bewitched him with a smile.
She fed him and she loved him,
For he and she were pals.
But no one ever told him
That she was a cannibal gal.
One sunny day Laurie ate him,
'Tis sad to tell his fate.
He's now to be remembered
As the poet Laurie ate.
(sorry, I'll get my coat!)
R
Englishgirl: LOL..... You really have the most dismal sense of humor..... you couldn't be anything but a Brit....... :D