Alcohol Warnings:

Liquor Warning for 2003
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA' suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

This sounds more like a joke than anything, if it's a joke it should be under Tech Humor. If not, then you should have posted the source from where you got this information so we know it's not a joke. Just to keep in mind next time.

LOL, this sounds really funny. I think that if those were really written on the bottles themselves, it would not stop people from drinking. Its more like the opposite, it sounds like a very cool advertising campaign. I would buy one of em just to look at and joke around with. (NOTE: I never touch alcohol in reality). Is this a joke though, or is it real? If its real, it sure as hell will not stop anyone from drinking more or less. If its not real, then see the power of the media and advertisment.

Cheers.

This is a rehashed joke that has been around for years. Although I think the joke is funny, if it were real, I'm sure the FDA wouldn't think it was funny when a pile of lawsuits came in because they used the word, "retard" in their warnings. LOL.

My two cents...

i remember a cool flash file which used these warnings. the subject was a stick figure man who was acting drunk and doing the above warnings.

drew the one your talking about can be found
here

just click on the consumption of alcohol link

v_Ln

WARNING: Alcohol consumption may cause your friend to vomit for a few hours, forcing you to stay up til 4:30 in the morning and make sure he doesn't die.

Sometimes ya just got to Laugh at the reasons that people give negative antipoints....not that I really care that I received them....but come on (ROFLMAO)

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Well...thank you very much sir for your 'technical' reprimand as to my behavior. I guess perhaps I should have posted it in 'Site Suggestions' or maybe in 'The Tutorials Forum'...
What forum would you suggest I post it it.....since it's not 'Tech Humor' http://www.antionline.com/showthread...ght=Tech+Humor

Sorry I've taken up so much of your data space with my inumerable 4 posts this past 2 months. :booty:

Faqt; don't wory bout it....it's prolly some Member hot-head who needs to balance his/her AP's....:P Funny post though :) It should really have been posted in Tech Humor, but your point is valid.....any way...it wouldn't surprise me if they REALLY did add some of these :D

- Noia

may cause you to ride the bus for long long time

LMAO...Jorge, I'v been there....I'v been in places I shouldnt have been too...

May cause you to belive you can survive stupid stunts.

As seen before on my girlfriends website ;)

http://tp2.be/yosd

I dunno where she stole em though..

This is actually true.

I went out Sat night to my local and got pretty drunk.

I came home and decided a fry up was a good idea. (usually is when drunk)

I decided half way through that I shouldn't eat it as it looked disgusting.

Next morning I woke up to find mrs Mark_boyle2002 shouting at me to clean up my mess.
I suspected I had left some eggs or something so I got up and went to investigate.

I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it.

I had managed to get to the cleaning cupboard instead of the fridge and was frying 2 brillo pads.

Glad I didn't eat them.

lol...how about "may cause you to not know how you got home...until several days later when the cab driver that you hit on and gave your number to calls you."

Mark_Boyle...that is flat out hilarious!!!

As to where the post came from, it was emailed to me.

Later ya'll

ummmm jinx why doe ur g/f' site have

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on the warning page??? kinda defeats the purpose of having a warning page if it doesn't wait for you to click i accept or whatever but just loads up main site automaticly - lol

oh and is annoying when ur trying to read it and it keeps loading up a new page ;)
not a major thing just weird

v_Ln