The "F" word

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These are the only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use...


10. "What the @#$% was that?"



Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"



-Custer, 1877





8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."



-Einstein, 1938





7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"



-Picasso, 1926





6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"



-Pythagoras, 126 BC





5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"



-Michelangelo,1566





4. "Where the @#$% am I?"



-Amelia Earhart, 1937



3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers.... my ass!"



-Noah, 4314 BC




2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"



-Bill Clinton,1999





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1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*ing mad."



-Osama bin Laden, November, 2001

Scattered @#$%ing showers.... my ass!"



-Noah, 4314 BC

HAHahAHahAhahAHahAHahA!

Thanks for the laugh!

It was only a @#%$ing joint dude!

The Dell guy.

hahaha...thats great!

Bomb that bastard Sadam..
and get me some @#$%ing booze !

G.W. Bush

@#%$!

-Microsoft User, Every day

HAHAHA

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4. "Where the @#$% am I?"

-Amelia Earhart, 1937

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showed this at work.. only one other knew who she was.. geez

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@#%$!

-Microsoft User, Every day

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should be #1



just @#!$'n funny

cheers

I Sorry that this post has offened so many people. I am going to leave it up 'cause I thought it was funny. You do not have to read it. If you find it offensive I apologize a head of time. If you choose to neg me for it please be more descriptive then:

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a**h****

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(censoring added by me) and

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This post does not deserve points

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-fine you believe that -but why?

Again my apologies for trying to find humor with an overly used obscenity.

Cheers,
-D

that was kinda stupid

C'mon people.... Give dspeidel a break..... The thread is entitled " the F word" and it is posted in the Humor section...... What did you expect to read there???????

If you thought you might be offended by it you had no reason to read it...... If you read knowing that it might offend you then you had no right negging him...... And lastly.... If you read it knowing that you might be offended, then chose to neg him then try, at least, to raise your level of communication a bit higher than "@$$h0l3" which is considered equally offensive by some people as the subject matter you negged for......

Personally, because of your, (you know who you are), behaviour I will pos the man... and if you chose to neg me for this then please have the good grace to:

a) be thoughtful, precise and inoffensive with your neg
b) have the common decency to sign your name
c) if I chose to enter discourse with you over your neg have the courage of your convictions and reply so we can discuus it in a civil fashion.

Funny post dspeidel..... Old, but still a classic

I must say, that first off I don't even understand why this forum even exists in AntiOnline, if you want jokes go somewhere else... this forum seems a bit lame.

However, I find it even more lame when people desperately try to find ways of giving off useless AntiPoints to people for the mere thrill of it. I mean come on', giving APs off because a post offended you? Or giving negs because you don't believe that a post deserves any points, which imo is quite retarded. Since when do regular users have the right to "equal-out" posts? If its something you don't agree with, move the @#$% along for @#$%'s sake. @#$%!...*sigh*...

I thought it was funny, so to the rest of you: **** off.

that post was f#@$ing hillarious....but i still think one that should be on the list was astronauts on the colombia when that panel broke free "what the F!@# was that noise?"
and also i might be a newbie, but ive said it before and ive said it again matrix hacker 15 say something intellegent at least, everyone knows your just trying to get more posts :p