Favorite Simpsons Quote

Okay,

another GENERAL post, but this has a little humour to it. i know its not security realted etc etc and so on and so forth, but i havent seen one piece of humor for ages. so, i wanted to know what everyones favorite simpsons quote is and why. i know that everyone has seen at least 10 simpsons episodes so i will start. and i want to know why it is your favorite quote.

I actually have two, both from Homer:

1) From the episode (Halloween Special) where the Y2K bug strikes the world because homer didnt do something (as usual) and all electronic appliances go bazerk, and everyone is leaving earth. anyways, homer and bart get left behind (cause of their stupidness) and catch a different space ship. and it hurtles towards the sun. and homer says:

and i quote: "The Sun!! but thats the hottest place on earth"

i love that quote because it really shows how stupid homer can be sometimes...eh, who am i kidding...all the time.

2) This Quote i will always remember because it shows how homer can be so cruel to his fellow neighbours, particulary ned flanders. homer is making a float for some parade, and he steals all of ned flanders flowers. ned says "Homer, i can help but notice you took all my flowers", to which homer replies "Cant have a float without flowers", and i deffence ned says "but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would grow again??" and homer has a little laugh sorta half cruel half ammusing only to himself with a dragged out "yea, hehe"

anyways, thats all, im sure most of you know what quotes i am talking about.

Thankyou, you have all be wonderful tonight. now to prepare for the neggs :D (be gentle)

-Cheers

"The berries taste like burning..."
-Ralphie Wiggum

/Edit Thought of another

"They have the internet for computers now!?"
-Homer J. Simpson

Favourite Simpsons Quote... wow.. there are so many.

I'd have to go with the classic

"Excellent" - Mr. Burns.... because evil is great

and from the Halloween episode with the matter transporter.

"ewww.. you can be lisa's pet." - Bart.... because when we were all younger we wished we could give our little sisters pets with 2 asses :)

Ralph wiggum has the best quotes by far!!!!

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spirokeet. Love Ralph

Me fail english? That's unpossible

Miss Hoover?
MISS HOOVER: Yes Ralph what is it?
My worm went in my mouth and I then ate it, can I have another one?
MISS HOOVER: No Ralph there aren't anymore. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning
Oh boy Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

Lisa: Hi, fellaaass.
Chuck: [after she leaves] Love that chewing gum walk.
Ralph: Ve-ry Wrigley.

:D:D:D

v_Ln

there is another one where someone is talking to Ralph about fires in the home and Ralph replies something like:

'In my house we call them accidents' but I cant remember exactly what it is....

"Uh Oh, someone's stinky.....(sniff, sniff), oh it's me! - Barney Google, my hero...LOL

" I am the lizard queen!" -Lisa Simpson
" Can't talk, comming down" -Lisa Simpson
" Let him go dude, he knows what he's doing" -Auto

<to music>
i'll eat pizza,
i'll eat bagels,
i'll eat hotdogs with beer,
i'll eat eggplant
i'll even eat a baby deer
lalalalala who's a baby deer on the lawn.....
</end music>

<drank rant>
marge....you got a butt that won't quit...
they got these little pretzels down there that argggmm
and then mmfffgggrrhhhh...
5 DOLLARS?? GET OUTTA HERE!!!
i oughta.....

"dad, are you licking toads?"
"i'm not not licking toads..."

Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson

MMMMMMMMMM Forbidden Doughnut --Homer Simpson :lildevil:

"DOH!"
"DOH!"
or maybe
"DOH!"
how about "DOH!"

Could never think of my favorite, but here are a few...

Parole Board Officer: "No one who speaks German could be an evil man"

Homer: "Oh no you don't!" - When his autodialer starts to run away and he chases it down

Police Chief Wiggum: "...I'll just type that up on my invisible typewriter."

-Edit-
One more...
Marge: "You'll kill us all!!!" - Homer: "Or die trying!"

"home licking frogs"

MMMmm!

"bart gets addicted to ADD pills*

in the lab bart runs away and homer and marge are liekoh no are son!!!!!! the pharmacist says its ok miss, we know what to do when this happens, they hit a butto and a HUGE drum of Valium comes down and injects them and they fall over lol.

"homer breaks his leg"

maybe for some more Morphine ill tell you what happened :)

DR: ok fine

Homer: mnuhhhhh

DR: ok what happened?

Homer: shut up your ruining my buzz!

i have almost 200 episodes prolly of this, its the best show in the workd besides all in the familly, i have the home videos, everything.

hmm, how bout the classic:

Homer - "No beer no TV make homer something something"
Marge - "Go Crazy??"
Homer - "Dont mind if i do!!"

<edit> Gore, hehe, i think your missing the point about the drum of valium.

let me :P

Pharmacist- "Dont worry, we know just what to do in these cases" **Pushes button**

two needles come from the barrel and inject homer and marge. marge starts going all sleepy and falls down, the homer says "Hey, mine was only filled with air?" and then he grabs his chest and lets out a pain sound and falls over.

hehe, pumping air into the blood is a no-no :D

</edit>

"Kill my boss, do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer

"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!" - Duffman

Just saw another good episode last night:

Homer: "Quick Marge, how many kids do we have? Oh, no time, I'll just estimate...... 9"
Marge: "Homer, you know we don't have 9 kids!"
Homer: "If I don't hear you, it's not illegal"