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.....okay, first night nerves during Panto' season etc, etc....
I used to go to school with this retarded dwarf, me and my mates made fun of him all the time but we had to knock it on the head cos let's face it......it's not big and it's not clever.....
....I'll get me coat.
I dont get it. maybe its a british thing i dont know could somebody please help me with this one?
ZombieMann... hmmm... well it's not a terribly good joke (sorry Count but thats my opinion).... but the punchline is
when juxtaposed to the fact that the subject in question is a retarded dwarf.Quote:
it's not big and it's not clever
Incidentally Count... if you're going to quote Crowley two things you might want to bear in mind;
1) spell his name correctly - it's Aleister (or Edward Alexander if you want to use the name he was born with)
2) don't quote only half the couplet - it annoys thelemites no end (not that I'm claiming to be a thelemite). The full quote is 'Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law - Love is the Law, Love under Will' - you're not supposed to pick and choose.
Peace all
Z
Lmao. *ROFL* Great Post man keep up the good work.
Well, in that case Zone, it would appear that I'm the one who's niether big or clever.....allow me to curl up and die,
oh, and by the way, I didn't spell the name wrong, or missquote......
.....I was on about someone else........:)
Count - if you're on about someone else then please enlighten me - I would be quite interested in knowing who you are on about... a link to further info would be nice if you are able to provide one...
if on the other hand you're referring to a particular English magician who lived between 1875-1947 then I really do think you are on about Aleister Crowley especially as the phrase you have given is one of his most famous sayings as declared in the book of the law. And if you are on about Aleister Crowley- did I say you misquoted... no I don't think so, I just pointed out that if you are going to quote that particular phrase then you really ought to quote the full sentence.... as I indicated the law of thelema does not allow you to pick and choose - unless of course you just think its a cool thing to say. In which case fair enough but if someone decides to point out a few facts to you don't be surprised.
I'm quite happy to talk civilly to you by PM if you like - I only ask the same in return
Z
PS my opinion about the joke is just that an opinion - I personally don't think it's terribly amusing to make fun of people who through no fault of their own were born with particular debilitating conditions. However as I say that is my opinion - you are quite free to have your own opinions and laugh at whatever you feel warrants it - I just happen to disagree with you on this occasion
....jesus Zone, lighten up, you're sounding like a ****.
Oh, and my comment about it being about someone else? Guess what genius, that was humour, why don't you look it up, it's a couple of pages after harsehole.
CZ
I'm quite light and shiny thank you Count... I had a nice polish from the girlfriend this morning, but if you can't recognise a genuine attempt to talk civilly then I really pity you. And since when has direct contradiction been humour? Oh sorry... that was an attempt at sarcasm was it... riiight... must look out for that one next time....
and if you want a look at what is funny then look at Valhallen's thread here
http://www.antionline.com/showthread...hreadid=244050
Z
Rofl, It's funny just reading what Zonewalker and CountZero are saying.Quote:
CountZero ....jesus Zone, lighten up, you're sounding like a ****.
:rofl:............ Thankyou of the laughs......hahaha.Quote:
Zonewalker I'm quite light and shiny thank you Count... I had a nice polish from the girlfriend this morning
Cya --d00dz attackin--
....I'm not even gonna dignify you anymore Zone, you weren't being civil at all, you were trying to belittle me and in doing so have only shown yourself to be a ****. You obviously have issues and I refuse to be your punchbag, this, believe it or not, is the Tech Humour forum, the buzzword being humour, but hey, you'll no doubt feel compelled to pull this thread to bits and just confirm what everyone is thinking i.e. 'what a ****', so my friend, the floor is yours....
CZ
actualy the "what a ****" was exactly what i was thinking about you countzero. look at zonewalkers little green dots under his name. That means that he has been around long enough that somepeople have recognized him in an honorable way. You see that lonelyt little green dot under your name? that means you dont have much respect yet. And if you keep up the pissy atitude you have that little grren dot will turn red and it will grow a few freinds then uh oh not more countzero. Drop the atitude. Bottom line. Youve only been here for like 1 day. Look around.
woohoo my thread got a mention :)
ummm so what are we all fighting about this time??
flame wars!!!!! - arg too tired to read it all someone wanna fill me in?
v_Ln
additional - > ok read thro it and all i have to say is....pfffffffffffft come on guys the pair of you lighten up. Now kiss and make up, ummmmmm Zone no tongues...well maybe a lil bit if you inisist but hold on 2 secs first then...
/me dashes of gets camcorder
this could make good blackmail material :)
....okay, I apologies. You are right ZomBie, I have only been registered a couple of days however as a self confessed ignoramous (check profile), those of you how have been arround a while should maybe show a little grace? I registered with AntiOnline to get some insight, not to be criticised for something I've already admitted.
Zonewalker, thank you for making me realise that everthing I post in future must be cross-reference as far as is humanly possible and erm.....no hard ones?
CZ - baking humble pies since 1836
"I registered with AntiOnline to get some insight, not to be criticised for something I've already admitted."
gotta keep it fun for us though.
Ok I've taken this to PM cos I think it's probably the wisest action. I've attempted to explain to CountZero in as polite a fashion I can muster where I'm coming from and hopefully offered an olive branch to him. Count if you're listening - take it for what it is and maybe in future we can have a reasonable discussion.
but ZombieMann - thank you for the support
v_Ln - if you think you're getting tongues on vid think again you tart (unless you wanna join in but that will have to be by special arrangement) :D
Gore - yes definitely keep the fun I have no problems with fun - god I could use some today to be honest
and finally Count - you don't have to cross reference everything (although sometimes it helps) , I can guarantee there will be no hard ones involved and would a beer help with the pie?
Z
.....a beer with homemade humble pie is always a winning formula. Thank you for being the bigger man cos I'm a completely stubborn tosser.
....I shall endevour to be a more worthy padowan in future whilst keeping it funny.
CZ - Pride swallowing a speciality.
OK, as me an Count appear to have sorted things out over PM... I'd like to publically say that CountZero is sound. It takes a lot of integrity to say what he says above so anyone who has any remaining doubts please put them to one side and welcome him to AO. Both of us got off on the wrong foot but I'm sure that we can be cool about things in the future.
v_Ln - you can put down your camcorder now :D
Z
....that must have been a nice ****ing pie Zone. :)
CZ
soz about the late reply but i got the camcorder and then i saw this plastic bag
it was so captivating you know....the way it danced around in the wind really made me think that there is someone out there you know? someone looking down on us that could make something so beautiful....it made me just wanna run off with my younger neighbour and claim to sleep with her dad!?!? hmmmm strange old world oh well time to go drool over some more nazi plates - damn those things are cool - might show my g/f as well
v_Ln