Just a few things to know in life...

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June 24th, 2003, 05:27 PM
vanman

Just a few things to know in life...

Greetings all,
I found this little bit of literature and wanted to share it with you people because I found it to be quite unique and relevant to our own lives today.

1.If you had an identity, in one word,the reason why the human race has not achieved ,and never will achieve is full potensial,that word would be:" meetings".
2.There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
3.People who want to share their religious views with you almost never wants you to share yours with them.
4.You should not confuse your career with your life.
5.Nobody cares if you can't dance well, just get up and dance.
6.Never lick a steak knife.
7.The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
8.The one thing that unites all human beings , regardless of age , gender,economic status,religion,ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe that we are above the average drivers.

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery?.
Today is a gift:
That is why it is called the present!

Feel free to add your views and believes.
cheers
vanman:)
June 24th, 2003, 10:09 PM
ZomBieMann77

dont forget : DO NOT fry bacon with out a shirt on ;)
June 25th, 2003, 12:32 AM
KorpDeath

Never try to teach a pig how to sing; it just wastes your time and pisses off the pig.

Keep your pepper spray as far away from your breath freshener as possible.
June 25th, 2003, 02:52 AM
Ishbar

The only honourable death is one that leaves a creator. Take that metaphorically if you wish, i'll get my TNT.

plus good old Asimov: "Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
and "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I've found it!), but "That's funny..."
June 25th, 2003, 03:59 AM
allenb1963

Be careful of the toes you step on today....they may be connected to the a** you have to kiss tomorrow!
June 26th, 2003, 07:41 AM
moxnix

Quote:

ZomBieMann77 dont forget : DO NOT fry bacon with out a shirt on

And to fry bacon (making breakfast for a new lover) naked, can ruin younfor life. Well, the rest of the night anyway. (not to mention, the laughter, from your new friend, at your antics trying to get that damned grease off)
June 26th, 2003, 03:57 PM
bballad

[Fnord]Have we forgotten the most important?

"Never whistle while you piss."

Oh and don’t see the Fnords or the Fnods wil eat you [/Fnord]
June 26th, 2003, 05:16 PM
gold eagle

how about a serious one.

DO read the NDA before you sign it - it may preclude your employment prospects for some time.
June 26th, 2003, 07:08 PM
bballad

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Originally posted here by gold eagle
how about a serious one.

DO read the NDA before you sign it - it may preclude your employment prospects for some time.

er most NDA's are illigal/unenforceable. They cannont remove your ability to earn a living...the yare basicly not worth the paper they arewritten on.
June 26th, 2003, 07:46 PM
gold eagle

bballad, so you are also a legal expert, besides being an obvious authority in geopolitical affairs. Antionline is so fortunate to have an very senior individual such as you.
June 27th, 2003, 04:23 AM
debwalin

My little piece of advice....

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final work on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all of those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
June 27th, 2003, 02:43 PM
bballad

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Originally posted here by gold eagle
bballad, so you are also a legal expert, besides being an obvious authority in geopolitical affairs. Antionline is so fortunate to have an very senior individual such as you.

Not a legal expert just someone who had to fight a overrestirctive NDA (they took me to court, I won, the NDA cannot restrict your ability to earn a living. My lawyar told me that he was suprised they sued as companies almost never win cases involveing these unless they have clear proof that you supplied coperate secrates to a competitor.)
June 27th, 2003, 08:19 PM
AciDriveHB

Remember that the computer is not stupid, because it can only be as smart as the user who's running it...