And thats how you become a hacker

Ok, I've read this article and almost chocked . Any of you want to become a qualified hacker. Now it is almost 90 bucks.
http://totally.kicks-ass.net/

Hah! nice link there VIP3R, thats some funny stuff...

" Once, in the old days, those who wanted to become Hackers had to work hard for it. Endless nights spent poring over text books and source code. Huge caffinated soft drink binges, packing your brain with information and new ideas while your peers were out developing a social life."

doesnt that take half the fun away?! ;)

That was funny I bet there were a few people who did fill out the form. thanks for posting it

WTF ROFL, very funny, be kidda sad if people do fill out that forum. Great find.

Cya

LMAO....thank god its only a joke.....or not?
Is that thing for real or what...?

find out your self. If you dare, sound like they are looking for scriptkiddies. Caio.

hee hee, it should've read under the testimonial picture, "Become a master hacker and all those cheerleaders who shot you down in high school will be falling over themselves to date you."

that was funny.

OMG......I want I want......
Course I could just copy out the pichure, and edit my head onto his body and show the picture off like I was the Hacker Queen//err..I mean King. And save myself $90.00

And for just 80 dollars a week I will offer the total gore.

The total gore includes:

A *NIX shell account on one of my boxes.

Hit lists: Ill kick peoples asses for you for money.

A complete personal trainer! Me and my friends will insult you, your personality, your intelligence, your Dad, beat you and make you read *NIX mans, and for an extra contribution to the "gore is almost broke" foundation ill let you point at people and ill break there jaws! all for only 80 dollars a week!

Become leet quick! and anyone that calls you a nerd will get there bones shattered and there credit pulled and there phone lines DCed. Act now or you suck!

hey Gore,

do I get a discount if I allready have the *NIX ??

I need some bones crushed and I don't wanna suck ;)

I don't know I think that it might be real but, I would never spend money on it when any idiot can get all of that and more from a very simple word. GOOGLE.

Hey Gore can I join but I don't want to a Shell got one, I know how to use Unix. All I want is to beat the crap out of the guy that pays you for it, Oh and 20 percent ok I will take 10 or fifteen but only as a last resort.

And you to can by a copy of my new book.
Dummies for Unix.
I don't know hack.
And the ever favorite.
I have just been hacked what do I do.
LOL

Whizkid2300

Um, I ordered my copy last week, and it isn't in yet! :( Does that mean I'm not a hacker? But I don't wanna spend time learning! Books suck!! LOL, omg, j/k

Yeah, LOL, I wonder if ppl did actually send their info to them, rofl. Yup, that testimonial could have been made true by all the credit card numbers the ppl have received! lol. Whatever the case, I'm gonna get back to my studing of TCP/IP and C++ now... lol. (Actually, I'm off to work, but tomorrow I will read some more on iptables perhaps...) Yup, I'm proud to be Canadian, and proud to be a geek! Long live the Queen! Long live Linux! (And good luck to them poor bastards who have to explain to the Credit Card Fraud ppl what they were doing ordering a 90 dollar hacking thing and how they are going to pay for a months stay in an exotic hotel in France.)

Take care!

Dave

Hey I think that. That was a horrible joke are you telling me that I might have to actually read something to find out how do something. Oh my god that is not fair I thought thatI could just guess or get a tool or something.

ROTFLMFAO

Whizkid2300