How to be a complete fucking twat on AO
Heh, I got bored again and well, when I get bored I tend to pop open Emacs and do something. Heres what I made today, enjoy:
How to be an idiot on Anti Online:
By: gore.
Antionline.com is a website that Hackers, people trying to learn how to secure themselves and there systems, and learn about advanced computer topics, and computer security populate.
So, to make sure you are making a complete ass of yourself, follow these simple steps and youll be flamed and banned in no time at all!
1. Ask us to hack your GFs e-mail account daily. When your post commits suicide and you dont follow, go ahead and make another post asking the same thing, we love that. Seriously, we care your GF is being a slut.
2. Always be sure not to read the FAQs. The FAQs are only there for decoration anyway and people asking to hack hotmail dont need to read them anyway.
3. Ask us how to crack hotmail accounts. We love answering that question! even though Microsoft pays people to secure there sites the hotmail website is easy to hack when your a ****ing moron who saw someone do it by guessing the damn password.
4. If your post goes suicidal because your being a dip ****, go and post 500 time flooding the boards with how stupid you think we are, after all we care what someone with no english skills says.
5. Always act like an AOL kid. Reply to as many posts as you can saying "I agree". Hell you can become a senior member by doing that.
6. Asking a question is great, we especially love it when you say "My thingy quit doing stuff and things, how do i fix it? hurry up and answer". That will surely get you an answer your looking for.
7. Make sure you always brag about your leet skills. We love hearing how leet you are with Sub7. Also, openly admitting to destroying machines for your benefit is a great idea. Include your name address and phone number to be sure you get the prize most kiddies get.
8. When you see a post that is actually going somewhere, be sure to reply about your dog barky, we enjoy hearing about your stupid ****ing mutt when discussing security analysis.
9. When making a post. DONT worry about making it readable. We are almost all hackers in some way and therefore love a good challenge. If you can, make your post close to this: "Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name Habib from unghugugugu, i want learn hacking hotmail, please reply, i want sisters password and want hack school web page instead of taking an english class. I hacker with leet Windows 2000 skill but need way to crack hotmail, help."
10. If possible, flood posts with insults because you got banned. We feel horrible you were banned for being a **** **** and we really care!
By following these simple steps you will be banned and flamed in almost no time at all so have a great time!
Re: How to be a complete fucking twat on AO
Quote:
Originally posted here by gore
Seriously, we care your GF is being a slut.
LOL
-Maestr0
