Who's Fault Is It

My apologies in advance to female members of AO who may take offence at this very logical male reasoning. Whose responsibility is it to ensure my wallet, with contents, notes, credit cards, driver's licence etc, does not have a wash and spin along with the trousers?
Me----Definitely hers
Her---me, because I have a one track mind, and only interested in one thing, That Bloody Thing. Had to shutdown at this point, because my baby does not like offensive language, and certainly Will Not tolerate insults
regards
jm459

Oh, and by the way, how come every time you have just started , or are in the middle of something computer related, something petty crops up, for example "We have to go to Asda, Wallmart,Safeway or whatever for groceries. My God she's a big girl, surely she can manage a dozen plastic bags on her own. We do have a decent bus service.
Methinks"Should I request that this post be hidden,just in case"?

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#5.The Female is never wrong.

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http://www.geocities.com/pansys_place/rules.html
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Yes rcgreen,that was obviously written by some henpecked guy. " Ouch" "Please don't throw that, it's a 1st edition DOS manual" " Yes--- coming my dear" Must dash---It's my knitting class

It's our job :D

Hmmm, yes, but very hard to please and never satisfied. I shower she who must be ignored with present's and she's never happy. Recently, it was 144 concrete slabs for the garden, 6 bags of cement, new gardening gloves, I even offered to make the coffee while she was laying them, what more can a man do? Never Happy

Hmmm offered to make coffee my type of man. ;)

Smile and nod your head a lot. Personal I use a very monotone yes dear...then again aI am masacistic and love rilying her up :)

Again I quote the wise old sage, Roy Rogers...

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There are only two ways to argue with a woman....and neither of them work.

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After a total of 18 years of marriage I'm afraid I must concede that Roy knew what he was talking about.

I have to disagree with all of you I'm afraid and offer hope to jm459... if you want to win the argument my advice is to be excessively logical... argue to the point of bloody mindedness.... and be fully prepared to consider leaving her.

Now the trick is to balance this little mix right... being logical is good and if you do it in a 'flat' i.e emotionless tone of voice she won't have a leg to stand on in the argument - this is important do not let yourself get emotionally involved in an argument and do not insult her. Arguing to the point of bloody mindedness is simply to get her to give up on the argument and get her to agree that you're right. Being prepared to leave her.... well you have to make yourself indispensable to her in the first place so that she will not even consider letting you leave her.... make it look like you might seriously consider leaving her and she'll back down on any argument.

So there we have it, logic, stubborness and emotional blackmail - a winning combination ::bandit:: And doing the shopping online goes down a treat.. means the beloved don't have to actually shop... you get all the stuff you want and the shopping even gets delivered to you... bargain :thumbsup:

Z

PS using the above method is likely to end up with you gaining notoriety as a 'complete and utter bastard' :D

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Originally posted here by Zonewalker

PS using the above method is likely to end up with you gaining notoriety as a 'complete and utter bastard' :D

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Thank you Zonewalker, nice one, but you omitted "useless", between the "and" and "utter"

If you're too stupid to take your wallet out of your damn pants dear, it gets washed. :) I don't mind doing your laundry, but I'm not going to wipe your ass for you too, metaphorically speaking.

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Originally posted here by jm459
My God she's a big girl, surely she can manage a dozen plastic bags on her own. We do have a decent bus service.
Methinks

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Yes, and you are a big boy and can't take care of your own wallet?????

Maybe you should be taking that decent buss service and not worry about a license. I'm not sure if I want to be on the road with you driving. You would forget about the steerig wheel and crash into the side of my car. And then you would say its my fault that you didn't pay attention to where you are going.

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Originally posted here by debwalin
If you're too stupid to take your wallet out of your damn pants dear, it gets washed.

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:confused: Shame on you.:cry: Have you no sympathy for an old wrinkly, who's short term memory is dwindling by the minute ? :confused:

In a word? No. :) If you have sense enough to put the wallet IN the pants...why don't you have sense enough to take it OUT?

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Originally posted here by souleman


Yes, and you are a big boy and can't take care of your own wallet?????

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Wallet now confiscated.
Pocket money stopped, to prevent me inadvertently spending it.

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Originally posted here by souleman

Maybe you should be taking that decent buss service and not worry about a license.

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No need for car or bus now. Confined to quarters for own safety

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Originally posted here by jm459
:confused: Shame on you.:cry: Have you no sympathy for an old wrinkly, who's short term memory is dwindling by the minute ? :confused:

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Hell no. your lucky *I* don't do your damned laundry. If your going to be a dick and leave your **** in your pockets then it's also YOUR own damned fault if she washes it.

Your wife isn't your damn slave man, the war was lost by the south long time ago, quit pretending you have a slave just because you marry someone. Marrying a girl means love not laundry. I agree with what debwalin and souleman said completly. Be a big boy and clean up your own toys. If you dont like it Im sure you could figure out how to use a washer and dryer. No insults or hard feelings just I really hate how guys give other men a bad name because they think like that and I do not.

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I consider you lucky that your wife/GF even knows HOW to work the damn washing machine...

Think she'd give my GF some lessons? :p
Its not that its too complex for her... she just doen't like to do it...
While we're at it... can I add another thing?
Like... how to use the stove and that we don't HAVE to go out to eat all the time when its her turn to cook?

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Originally posted here by phishphreek80

I consider you lucky that your wife/GF even knows HOW to work the damn washing machine...

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Well spotted, thank you for not making the assumption that I have a wife

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Originally posted here by phishphreek80
Think she'd give my GF some lessons?

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I think she's too busy slab laying at present, but here are instructions for operation to pass on. Put stuff in machine, put other stuff in, close thing that looks like small window, turn round thing or press button, depending on model. Nothing could be easier, but you will probably have to repeat instruction's about six times, or record instructions to enable practical work to be carried out. Video would probably be better.
Hope this helps
regards
jm459

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Your wife isn't your damn slave man, the war was lost by the south long time ago, quit pretending you have a slave just because you marry someone. Marrying a girl means love not laundry. I agree with what debwalin and souleman said completly. Be a big boy and clean up your own toys. If you dont like it Im sure you could figure out how to use a washer and dryer. No insults or hard feelings just I really hate how guys give other men a bad name because they think like that and I do not. [/B]

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Um, pardon me, but at what point did it become "slavery" for me to do laundry? Yes, I do all the laundry. I also wash dishes. And cook. And clean the house. Does that make me a slave...last time I checked, hell no. I really don't understand when or where housework became demeaning. Yes, I damn sure will wash his wallet in his pants if he leaves it there, and if he leaves his underwear/socks/whatever laying on the bathroom floor, it's not going to get washed either. But...please don't stand up for my "rights" and suggest that by doing laundry and cleaning, I am somehow being demeaned. If you want something to get your knickers in a knot over, try homeless people, kids who don't have enough to eat, the fact that we are slowly destroying the earth with garbage and pollution...but for gods sake leave me alone and let me do my laundry in peace without protesting on my behalf.

/me doesnt see how the post would *raise* feathers ;)

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Originally posted here by phishphreek80

While we're at it... can I add another thing?

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OK Go on then. I'll bet it's another one of those complex, highly technical questions.

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Originally posted here by phishphreek80
Like... how to use the stove and that we don't HAVE to go out to eat all the time when its her turn to cook?

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I though so. If it's a gas stove, you'r probably safer going out to eat. Matches, lighters etc,can be dangerous in the wrong hands, and think of how much more healthy your stomach
will be. Ensure she pay's the bill
regards
jm459