hi there.. can anyone help me find some text files about spanking the monkey? is there any tools or exe to DL? thnx..
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hi there.. can anyone help me find some text files about spanking the monkey? is there any tools or exe to DL? thnx..
yeah, www.iloveporn.com
i think he meant the game "Spank The Monkey" rofl ....
http://www.addictinggames.com/monkey.html
Bad monkey! ...
rofl
This site might be helpfull http://www.jackinworld.com/
or perhaps this one might lead you the way http://members.fortunecity.com/tms3/young.html
and for the weak there is: http://www.afraidtoask.com/masturbate/
'the_JinX".....You know WAAAAAAY too much about this subject ! (only kidding)
The original message asks for 'tools or exe to download'. Does one need to download a 'tool' ? Isn't it standard equipment ?
Best advice ? Don't do it. You'll go blind. (okay-okay.....do it until you need glasses)
We here at AO do not support nor condone Monkey abuse,
If your monkey is mis-behaving then we recommend you give it a stern talking to then lock it in the basement for an hour and deprive it of bananas.
Tools such as hammers, saw and screwdrivers should not be used on Monkeys. IT IS WRONG!
Cheers
V$D$
(I used to be a monkey spanker until I got caught)
I was wondering what spanking the monkey was doing on a security site...heheheh....hijack computers for porn and spanking monkeys...what happening to AO...
ok 568mph... will that send me really blind?... or just very bad rsi?Quote:
think he meant the game "Spank The Monkey" rofl ....
http://www.addictinggames.com/monkey.html
Bad monkey! ...
cheers
Und3ertak3r!!! Dman man I only got 400mph and that was my best shot!!!
Whats your secret?? :)
god the music is great when you hit it hard.
... hmmmmmm... lots of hard practice... lots and lots of hard practice...
and lots of RSI...
hmmm that darn thing to some of us, is like a Light is to a moth... ..ahhh the light the light btzzzzzz
Cheers
man I must really SUCK at spanking the monkey... because I only got 356 as my fastest speed... yeah you need to teach us how to get good at it like you Und3ertak3r
damn u all....playin my game and being better then me ....i got only 227 mp/h.. :(
I'm proud of this one.. (see pic) ... update... I BROKE MY RECORD!!!!
Come on guys/ladys!!! 829.
I will tell you how to get to that. What you do is swing the hand around then right when your about to swing at it click out of screen, then come back and click behind the monkey. You may not get it on the first time, but you just have to be fast. One day I was at my friends house and we where see who can hit it the hardest (First time me playing it) So first I hit like 98, then I zoomed out of screen, and clicked behind the monkey and I swear I hit like 1,200 (Somewhere in that field) maybe game messed up.
P.S: Gore I own you in this one hahaha. :)
Cya
http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/monkeylooker/
rated SP
Serious popups
Possible language issues
d00dz Attackin you really spanked that monkey. I was only able to get up to 693 but I used a different technique from you.
Oh well I think I need to quit playing this game now, because it's taking up all my time. Guys stop spanking the monkey on company time ;)
Bah Phoooey on all of you. I can only get 158 MPH. I guess it is because I have to slow my mouse way down to be able to aim properly in the games I play. Watch out thoughI will spank my onkey all the time now so I can beat all of you. I hope I don't get hair on my palms and hope I don't go blind. :cool:
Gah i have gotten up to 2,000's before with this simple trick.
Drag the hand off the monkey playing area while you still hold the mouse down.
The hand should go back to the middle but don't worry.
Take and and put your mouse back on the monkey playing area on the left side of the monkey.
Then you get an easy 600 mph.
Ok I admit it's a thread in the wrong place, but up until noon markykoy hadn't been negged, so what's the deal people? First post, give the kid a break!
Just a thought...
~AciD
Damn i only got 325 m.p.h
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Originally posted here by markykoy hi there.. can anyone help me find some text files about spanking the monkey? is there any tools or exe to DL? thnx..
I am shocked and dismayed by the quality of advice given to markykoy in this thread.Quote:
Originally posted here by VicE$DoS$
We here at AO do not support nor condone Monkey abuse,
If your monkey is mis-behaving then we recommend you give it a stern talking to then lock it in the basement for an hour and deprive it of bananas.
Tools such as hammers, saw and screwdrivers should not be used on Monkeys. IT IS WRONG!
VicE$DoS$ ---You should know that ANY form of animal cruelty or abuse is against the law in the UK and punishable by heavy fines or even imprisonment.
I'm not quite sure which country markykoy is from, but surely what he does with his monkey in the privacy of his own cage is up to him, unless there are specific laws against , whatever he wants to do to his own monkey. People are very quick to judge others these days.
regards
jm459
387! Not too bad for the second time I tried to spank the monkey....hehe. So maybe it's not really a networking ordeal....still fun though.