The Flame Thread

**Would just like to point out that this thread is a joke, a piece of humour, only for a laugh....I or anyone who takes part do not mean any of the things posted here (so please do not use this thread to air any real personnal grieviences with anyone else) I have simply started it as it has been a long time since there has been any real flames on AO so I thought would be laugh to see some humourous flamming going on**

the_JinX : it still surrprises me every time I see a post by you on here, not only have you managed to form (somewhat) coherent sentances which I know for you is a task in itself but that you not only managed to switch on a pc - but figured out how to browse the net as well....watch it dont want to overdo yourself =P

xmaddness :: call yourself a webdesigner?? heh what you using frontpage express? actually by looking at your pages your using some kind of WYGIC builder (what you get is crap) come on man give it up and go back to what your good at - am sure you still remember....come on say it with me now "Do you want fries with that?"

cheesegoduk : heh where to start - there should be laws against people like you owning calculators never mind computers!! If braincells were cash you wouldn't have enough to put down a deposit on a mouse never mind a whole pc =P So go on run along am sure theres a kindergarden somewhere thats missing you terrible....

hehehe I eagerly await your replies

v_Ln

Also note none of What I say is what I really mean...



:eek: /me goes to cry in the corner

Quiet you else I'll get my ub3r l33t AP alliance to neg you, ph34r my l33tness
:D
As for your skills in Flash They suck0r I think a 4 year old could make a much better site in 30 seconds than you could make in 50 years
pfff

heh ap alliance - ohhh am trembling :P
just highlights how l337 you really are what you gonna do get your lil buddy MicroBurn in on it as well ??
heh just the thought has my quaking in my boots
ohhh and its easy to slag of my webdesigning without giving us an example of your work....why dont you post a link to your site??
oh wait yeah I guess the AO members wouldn't really like you promoting beastality on the site well maybe chsh would but thats just the tip of the iceberg for him
that guy has more *****ed up things on his hard-drive than than the_jinx has chins and thats a hell of alot !!
the only perosn who is more sick than chsh is gore - man the things going on in that guys head would give attila the hun nightmares - and thats just his pleasent thoughts

v_Ln

v_Ln:

Not only do I not care enough to even initiate my flame thrower, I don't even think you stand a chance of surviving the first blast..
The fact that I was with your girlfriend (alison) while you were away won't be mentioned..
And the fact that she thought I was more masculine than you will ever be (even after injection with lethal doses of Testosterone)..
Neither will I mention the fact that Whizkid2300 has more intelligence then you..

flamethrower?? heh i've seen people light farts which are hotter than you :P
with alison?? ummm ok sure...man is it going to be different seeing her next - what now that she must have gone blind and dropped at least 100 IQ points along with her taste since i saw her last! But if I see her stocking up on flea powder then I'll know you really have been near her.....wizzkid has more inteligence than me? heh I've scrapped things of my shoe that show more signs of life and inteligence than you do.
Whatever "customer" was with your mom the night she got pregnant with you should have had to pay double - once for her favour and again for the life time of embaressment that she has now suffered being related to you.

v_Ln

edit -> sorry i missed that comment about masculinity...must have been wiping the tears of laughter from my eye over your previous comments....well if your view of masculinity is a beer belly and a stench of BO which arrives 5 blocks before you do then yes your way more masculine than me :P

That customer must have been your dad, hey atleast we share some genes..
Luckily my mom doesn't need to shave her back..
But hey, that's compensated in the lack of hair on your chest..
Ow sorry I thought you were a girl but now I see.. it's a wee-wee penis over there..
Well the man-boobs are there nontheless..

Gore, get your fat ass in here damnit !!
I need some lard to lube the axis the world is revolving around..

yey I like this thread, but I do need some more training in effective flaming

she may not need to shave her back but shes causing a world shortage in bleach cause of her moustache - shes the only woman I know who uses hedge trimmers to stop her eyebrows meeting in the middle! I think you got it mixed up Jinx it couldn't have been my dad - your mum is not not even on the same milk route as my mum (yes slagging myself as well but i couldn't resist)
wee-penis? sure your not showing us some of your own deeper hidden insecuritys? funny that how that just seemed to pop into your head ::
I can't really comment on your size - anytime its been out of your pants theres been a sheep covering it.......speaking of sheep where is gore?? he's usualy following you around hanging on your every word somewhere, that guys idea of thinking for himself is imagining what you would do. If he had his nose any further up your butt he could sniff your tonsils.
But then thats how you like it aint it....the deeper the better

also where's wrayth?? isn't he normally sticking his nose in right about now - trying to crack a joke or make himself appear more inteligent than he really is?? then again that aint hard - the fact that he remembers to breathe without walking around chanting in & out, in & out still amazes me

v_Ln

**heh could get intresting but we need some more peps to join in - come on don't be shy just jump on in**

Now I know why there's IN written on your left hand and OUT written on your right hand..
And I thougt it were them sex-pointers I gave you..

Anyway's I just finished swiping my ass and looked behind and damnit-be-true that looked a hell of a lot like some of them pictures I've seen on neg.be ....

come on people join the fun, it's so relaxing

Ok pre-disclaimer these are just jokes.

Ok Val I am surprised that you are nice enough to post I thought that your head would of been so far up your own ass that you couldn't of done it. I mean to think about it a ugy with an I q just a little bit lower then a rock. I mean damn atleast I am an Uber that can spell (Tlente)

And where is Gore I thought that he would of jumped in and claimed how much he was the world's biggest Suse **** Boy.

Ah Jinx did you make the DNA chart your self or did you have your mommy help you make it for pre-school.

Yeah I have to admit this **** is rather funny.

Continues.

I got a question where is negative I thought he would of deleted this post already.

Whizkid2300

And oh yeah Val don't kid yourself your penis will never make 4 inches you would be better off letting it be shown a 1 1/2 there is about the biggest it gets right.

Val--> Noods in agreement

Whizkid2300

heh neg knows a joke when he ses one ;)

heh wizzkid....more like Jizzkid. You got so semen leaking from you you better watch someone doesn't smash a champagne bottle over your head and christain you HSS Skidiot....heh actually you better hope they do might knock some sense into you, but would need to be a really heavy bottle to get it through your think skull.
And once again with the penis jokes - notice how i take the mickey in my sig....well if am willing to put myself fwd for easy ridcule (aint you lucky i handed you that one on a nice silver plater or what else would you have done??) doesn't that say alot for my confidence in that area?
you on the other hand.....well it dont really matter what size yours is I hear you think its better to recieve than give =P
Man I had my doubts when I started this about just how long a person could keep flamming for but with you around JizzKid it just provides me with endless amunition. I feel like a kid in a sweetshop......note i said like - not your fav past time feeling kids in sweetshops.
But I guess you got an excuse for liking 5yr olds - gotta go after someone with the same mental age!
Now dont you have some lil Kiddiot place to be?? go on get a copy of sub7....knock yourself out...show us your lee7 skillz Hack the planet - heh but what need have i to say that to you....you know it all already, I can see your yr book entry now "read the hackers manifesto more times than anyone else in his class" - what an achievment -_-
why am i wasting my time? your about as much of a challange as it was gettin into your sisters panties - then again been so many people in there already I just followed the trail.
Now go on get outta here before I actually start trying

/me walks away muttering "heh kids"

v_Ln

-- oh and by the way its a caffine molecule -_-

well guys am away till ireland till thurs will catch up on this then

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hi,

i was wondering if someone could go to google for me and type in "creative thinking" without the quotes and click on the fifth result of the 2.2million, read the article and tell me if you think i enjoyed it and should get the book.

thanks.

ps, please email it to my address.
pps, i would have given my address but i accidentally posted before i could add it in somewhere.

*/

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Luckily my mom doesn't need to shave her back..

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Yeah...razors won't cut it anymore and she moved up to the weedeater almost 2 years ago...

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with alison?? ummm ok sure...man is it going to be different seeing her next - what now that she must have gone blind and dropped at least 100 IQ points along with her taste since i saw her last

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When did you start seeing girls??

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And oh yeah Val don't kid yourself your penis will never make 4 inches you would be better off letting it be shown a 1 1/2 there is about the biggest it gets right.

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and you are aware of his penis size because....??

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heh wizzkid....more like Jizzkid.

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Ahhhh....now I understand....alison is just a cover....

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I got a question where is negative I thought he would of deleted this post already.

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Neg doestn't have the balls to delete this thread....he left'em in Texas for mg32 to keep as a "retainer"!

Hey Val didn't I tell your mother to leave me alone, damnit she just won't leave. I might like the Kiddies but you like getting raped by them I finally understand why you have a picture with Tux and your name under it. So the kids think your cool.

So for real what does Valhallen stand for

Very Ass Licking Hoe and long lasting energy Know
Basicly you have all the energy in the world for the guys but not the girls so sad It's alright I will clown you later now I will start back up with you Mom. Tell that Bitch I want some Beer and bring it now. If I don't have my beer in five minutes I am going to treat you like the step-child I never wanted. Damn I already do. Tell the ****ing women to bring me my beer now. Oh yeah tell your sister that was a nice Blow job last night. She almost made me come then I looked at her face and I threw up.

Or is it VLN the origional ass. I remember you, your the guys ass ihad to kick to get him to leave the Play Ground.

It's you and Jinx that are play toys didn't I tell you to get you dick out of Jinx's ass man that's why jinx isn't here.

Last but not least while your in Ireland, I will make sure to take care of your girl. She been telling me about this little vacation for a while.





This is rather fun comeone people jump in, great stress reliever. By the way where is Gore he should of jumped in already. This is right up his alley.

Whizkid2300

By the way Jinx stop doing so many drugs that is why you look like your on down syndrom.

Jump in Man, I need someone to flame with.

I see you allenB Allen's Bitch allen is your pimp isn't he. Sad I will have to pimp slap him and take you.

Whizkid2300

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Neg doestn't have the balls to delete this thread....he left'em in Texas for mg32 to keep as a "retainer"!

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At least *someone* is making sense in this thread.

valhallen: personnal grieviences flamming surrprises sentances dont braincells theres kindergarden beastality perosn pleasent inteligence inteligence embaressment insecuritys inteligent intresting christain ridcule plater recieve flamming amunition achievment challange caffine
27 misspelled words


the_JinX: atleast nontheless damnit thougt Anyway's damnit
6 misspelled words


whizkid2300: ugy atleast Noods damnit Basicly origional ihad
7 misspelled words

MY GOD!!!! I hope none of you ever have to spell for a living! Let me write this so you can understand.....

Teh speling in this thred suxx, damnit!! None of its done inteligent. In fackt, I think some of thme aint even werds that ive herd off.


/flame :p

These are jokes once again not to be taken serious.

Yeah match your right we can't spell and you can't see, Negative come on.
But off of that what is it you I think that is how you actually spell. That last sentence is just how you talk being from texas and all.
I'm sorry we need to add I reckon in there somewhere.

Whizkid2300

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Originally posted here by whizkid2300
These are jokes once again not to be taken serious.

Yeah match your right we can't spell and you can't see, Negative come on.
But off of that what is it you I think that is how you actually spell. That last sentence is just how you talk being from texas and all.
I'm sorry we need to add I reckon in there somewhere.

Whizkid2300

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errmm....WHAT???

*mg gets out her whizkid2300 to planet Earth translator* :)

What do you mean I reckon is a very common term in Texas. Also we need ot consider the word Duh, ARGH.
All very famous words of Texans.

Think about even the President listen to a speach of his every five words Uh, hUH, OK.

Whizkid2300

*Tread closd*

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Also we need ot consider the word Duh, ARGH.

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whiz, I think you are thinking of pilots....ARGHH!!, no! I mean pirates!

Maybe but, I could swear that the last time I was in Texas I heard the word reckon at least 10 times and I was there about an hour.

But oh well. That was funny Neg. That is probably the funniest thing you have ever said.

Whizkid2300

Okay im gonna spin this one back into a flame war instead of just an argument between MG32 and Jizzkidd. I mean come on guys u call ur selves h4x0rs and "security specialits" FACE IT YOU ARE ALL NERDS. Every last damned one of you. Yea i might be a nerd too but at least Im good looking. Damn neg cant even freaking spell closed right. I guess that what we get for letting "them dang foreners" as they say in texASS moderate forums. As for the "where's gore question", he probably overdosed or blew out his eardrums with too much misfits. Oh yea and "v_Ln" couldnt hack his way into a wet paper bag with a chainsaw. Now bow down to my ub3r 1337ne$$ and give me the r3$p3c7 i deserve.


P.S. Like everybody else said. this **** is a joke

Ok zombie come off it you look good dude you are about as ugly as Gore, Why do you think that you name is Zombie because you only come out at night..
Damn this is just sad. I refuse the name Jizzkid I like Jizz and I like to reless Jizz well maybe I should change my name to it good name.

Zombie I told you to stop using my dick as a pole.

Man I need that.

Zombie aggres that he in fact is a lamer that is ugly and let's this die.

Whizkid2300

Its sad. I was personally invited here. heh.

Hmm "claiming" Im the #1 SuSE dude? I AM the #1 SuSe dude. And wait were you calling me ugly? and fat? Your Mom doesnt seem to mind. besides someone had to impregnate that so you could pop out. where you think that attitude comes from? and look at zombie boy jumpin in ;) cant get MANDRAKE installed on a box but hes leet. haha

I just woke up, its early and Im a ***** and my room smells like opium. Go figure. lol. I cant flame Melissa because shes like actually nice to me all the time but neggy can get a spank in the ass...heh... OS/400 user ;) Man I dont do to good when
Im just waking up. Oh well. It IS fun.

"Zombie mann why do you think that you name" bla bla ummm yea. Flaming about looks when you spell like a Chinese 3 year old. Neggy whats that "tread closd" bullshit? lol.

Someone message souleman he needs to get in on this. Like i got in on VL_Ns wife ;)

Hey the Suse **** boy is back.
Hey how are you doing? Did you dreams scare you, I mean the things that go on in your head are just amazing man they could scare a dead person. **** I don't know if it is the inside of your head or your looks that scare me more. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Hey Gore why don't you sell the computer that you won from the hackus site to pay for some plastic surgury.

Really why don't you let me make a new signature for you


Gore----
I am the world's biggest Suse and Misfits ****boy I take it up the rear about three times a day. From every member of the Suse staff that is why I am not on that much it takes time to take it that way.

ROTFLMFAO

Whizkid2300

Come on someone please jump in I need more to do. It is a joke. It is also really fun.

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I like Jizz

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I think that's just about all we can say about you jizzkid. You like jiz. Bottom line

Gore at least i can get laid without using rohipnol. Yea so what it might be kinda scary the thought of me reproducing but its too late and now the world is just gonna have to live with it. My idea of picking up a woman doesnt involve a rag and a can of eether can you say the same?

I know this is only a joke, but umm, lets leave rape themes out please? seriously i cant stand people that do that even if it is a joke please no rape jokes alright?

ok back to murder :

jizz....you are what you eat man.

Zombie I could get laid but ****ing your GF would leave you with nothing but a giant hole you couldnt possibly fill ;)

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Zombie I could get laid but ****ing your GF would leave you with nothing but a giant hole you couldnt possibly fill

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The only reason you can do that gore is because you were "experimented" on. I kinda feel sorry for you. A poor creature like you does need plastic surgery like whizkid suggested. As a matter of fact we could have a fund raiser for you Gore. The title "Help disgruntled people look better".




/remember this is just for fun people

Hey JizzKidd, you may want to stop posting on this thread because you're making it too easy on everyone. It's hard to pick which one of your assenine comments should be used first. Lets just use a classic.....

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Originally posted here by whizkid2300
I like Jizz.

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Originally posted here by whizkid2300
Hey the Suse **** boy is back.

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Can we please leave SuSE out of this? If you want to flame gore then leave his OS out of it and stick to his poor taste in music.

w000t me hat leasd mispellet worts !!

And yeah I invited gore..

I needed to..

needed to have someone with lesser abilities add..
Bastard admin my ass..
Slave to the wage is more like it !!

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Originally posted here by NeuTron
Hey JizzKidd, you may want to stop posting on this thread because you're making it too easy on everyone. It's hard to pick which one of your assenine comments should be used first. Lets just use a classic.....



Can we please leave SuSE out of this? If you want to flame gore then leave his OS out of it and stick to his poor taste in music.

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Umm did you just diss The Misfits????????????????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

Ok now THATS asking for a huge phone bill if I ever saw it. You have GOT to be insane.

Jinx who are you calling a slave? I do believe I had YOU tied up slut. And Cheyenne... Your starting to sound like JP, calling me ugly and saying I need surgery... **** if you guys wanna pay for it Ill get lypo...Heh I get drugged up AND skinnier in like 3 hours woot.

Id feel bad for the DR who had to try knocking me out though. After a few hours and 2 gallons of Morphine later he would prolly hand me a hammer and be like here knock yourself out.

2 and a half more months till October!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well Gore, I thought that you knew the reason I used Jizzkid that is quite easy. I Jizz all over your girl.

Oh Gore if every member of AO donated a Buck then we could get you some plastic surgery now for the anesthetic you choose I have a feeling that the best drugs are in your personal stash. But think about it this way Jupmed would love it they would charge us 15% on the fund raiser. But at the same time they would get a really good look at the number of people that come to the site.


Oh and Neutron please let’s not talk you hermaphrodite. I mean you haven’t chosen what sex to be today. Tuck it in pull it out. Tuck it in pull it out. Here let me help put it in your ass, it will make you feel better.

Hey Jinx I think that your theory is right sex drugs and maybe some sleep but, not for you. Your is more like sex with a midget , drugs, and occasional jump in bed with Neutron.


///remember this all for fun.


Whizkid2300

I dont have a GF right now. Heres why:

There's 52 ways to murder anyone
One and two are the same
And they both work as well

I'm coming clean for Amy
Julie doesn't scream as well
And the cops won't listen all night

And so maybe I'll be over
Just as soon as I fill them all in

And I can't remember when I saw her last
We were running around and having a blast
But the backseat of the drive-in is so lonely without you
I know when you're home

I was thinking about you
There was something I forgot to say
I was crying on a Saturday Night

I was out cruising without you
They were playing our song
Crying on a Saturday Night

As the moon becomes the night time
You go viciously, quietly away
I'm sitting in the bedroom where we used to sit and smoke cigarettes
Now I'm watching
Watching you die
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Hot cherry on friday night as the sun goes down my spine,
I put an axe in my baby's head i'm gonna end up doing time,
She looks so good in red,
American Nightmare running scared,
I shoulda let her go,
I shoulda let hold of her,
I shoulda let hold of her,
Babe i had to split your head,
American Nighmare running scared
I'm headin' down the highway sign has three inverted nines,
If the Lord don't get me the devil will but not without a fight,
Does this highway ever ****in' end
American Nightmare running scared, American nightmare running scared,
I'm headin' down the highway, Sign has three inverted nines
If the Lord don't get me the devil will but not without a fight,
This highway never ****in' ends
American Nightmare running scared hey,
American Nightmare running scared .

And lets not forget October is coming:

Bonfires burning bright,
Pumpkin faces in the night,
I remember Halloween,
Dead cats hanging from poles,
Little dead are out in droves,
I remember Halloween,
Brown leaved vertigo,
Where skeletal life is known,
I remember Halloween,
This day anything goes,
Burning bodies hanging from poles,
I remember Halloween Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween,
Candy apples and razor blades,
Little dead are soon in graves,
I remember Halloween,
This day anything goes,
Burning bodies hanging from poles,
I remember Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween .

And jizz kid I got somethin to say:


I got something to say,
I killed your baby today,
And it doesn't matter much to me,
As long as it's dead,
Well i got something to say,
I raped your mother today,
And it doesn't matter much to me,
As long as She spread,
Wweet lovely death,
I am waiting for your breath,
Come sweet death,
One last caress,
Go!
Sweet lovely death,
I am waiting for your breath,
Come sweet death, One last caress,
Well, I got something to say,
I killed your baby today,
And it doesn't matter much to me,
As long as it's dead,
Sweet lovely death,
I am waiting for your breath,
Come sweet death,
One last caress,
One last caress,
Sweet death One last caress,
Sweet death oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.

:)

Okay gore that has got to be the first time i have ever seen anybody use Misfits song lyrics to flame someone. Dude get a life.

Ok Gore I finally get why you like the dead so much.


Thinking .............




Your a Necrophiliac. See alive girls put up to much of a fight for you.

So you need someone that is going to lay right down.
( get it lay right down. ROTFLMFAO)

But, I have a little bit of time.

So I will write you at least a couple lines.

I played with your girl.
Oh what a twirl.
That bitch liked to talk,
So I kicked her ass out and made her go take a walk.

See it's just about me.
When just so free.
That little Hoe Gore.
Is such a ****ing Bore.


Whizkid2300-->Yawns to himself

Damnit Gore didn't I tell you to tell your girl to leave me the **** alone.
Tell that Bitch I said get off my Porch.

Oh and Zombie don't think your ass is getting away scott Free.

I want you to do just like the paper clips dance bitch dance.

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Originally posted here by ZomBieMann77
Okay gore that has got to be the first time i have ever seen anybody use Misfits song lyrics to flame someone. Dude get a life.

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If you had any idea how bored I was right now youd be like well ok.

Besides, member the time I made your ICQ sound possesed? those were Misfits lyrics it was saying.

*sooooo ****ing bored*

All I can find is Xanax and well, I dont feel like having that. No ones home and No friends to come get me to go somewhere so Im sitting here.


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Saw the lil kid replied:

Hate the Living, love the dead
Smashing embryos, cut off heads
Find the brain for my bride to be
We'll bear our children Adam and Eve

Put me together with the bodies of the dead
And I will wait for life and breathe again
Scalpels, scissors, stitches, skin
Wake this eternal sleep she's in
And we'll breed for you on your command

Nerves steady, hands are sure
Bride reborn to view the horror
Blackened eyes and blood-stained hands
Hate the living, love the dead
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If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs
Would you still love me anyway?
If you're bound and you're gagged, draped and displayed
Would you still love me anyway?
Why don't you love me anyway?

Cutting with the knife, blood is spilling everywhere
She will be my wife
Secondary spine
Incisions must be accurate
I know just what to do
My hands are trembling
I can't spare to slip up with this knife

Her beauty so illogical
The beast come gliding in
Hideous chameleon stripped down to her skin
Dance to the burning flame
Pleasure exhumes the pain
The night bursts into flame
Dance Helena... Dance

If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs
Would you still love me anyway?
There's a spot on the floor where your limbs used to be
And I close the door on my fantasies
Why don't you love me anyway?

Helena!
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ugh so bored.

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Originally posted here by whizkid2300
Ok Gore I finally get why you like the dead so much.


Thinking .............




Your a Necrophiliac. See alive girls put up to much of a fight for you.

So you need someone that is going to lay right down.
( get it lay right down. ROTFLMFAO)

But, I have a little bit of time.

So I will write you at least a couple lines.

I played with your girl.
Oh what a twirl.
That bitch liked to talk,
So I kicked her ass out and made her go take a walk.

See it's just about me.
When just so free.
That little Hoe Gore.
Is such a ****ing Bore.


Whizkid2300-->Yawns to himself

Damnit Gore didn't I tell you to tell your girl to leave me the **** alone.
Tell that Bitch I said get off my Porch.

Oh and Zombie don't think your ass is getting away scott Free.

I want you to do just like the paper clips dance bitch dance.

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Thanks for pretending you can free style, it gave me something to do for a while:

This one goes out to whiz kid,
or should I just say the *** lovin jizz kid,
Now get on your knees man, cmon your ugly ass Mom did,
Kinda shitty She acts like a slut without even droppin any Acid,
Aint no mystery,
Why Shes down on Her knees,
She even swallows without me saying please,
She blows like the wind, a cool summer breeze,
I guess for your first try its not bad for a free style,
But while your trying to think up a lyric, Your Mom's, Your sisters, and your GFs clothes are on my floor in a pile,
We made a scat pron so sick it was like the west nile,
Here ya go, look, ill send you a copy so you can sit and cry in denial,
Your relationships are about as stable as Windows ME,
Look at that grammar, bet in Writing you got a D,
I blew so much on your GFs face it looks like a *** sea,
but thats ok, dont get mad,
We all know the real meaning of gay means your always glad,
I seen you checkin out your dad,
goofy fag,
lickin on his ball bag,
Diss me and then you wonder why your connection lagged?
Look at you runnin your mouth again,
Its like your askin for a smack,
Like when your Mom goes out whorin around to get a bag of crack,
But thats ok, You can pretend your a boy, even with the balls you lack,
A dick so small your GF laughed,
Its a damn shame you need tweezers to whack,
But hey its ok, I wont hold a grudge,
even though if you tried benchin my nuts you couldnt make em budge,
And man look at your crotch, whys it fulla bugs?,
Your teeny weenys got more bugs than a forest,
or if you wanna get technical, more than Windows 1.0
And whys your gf such a hoe?
I think its because you cant bring nothin to the table,
then when she saw me the urge was insatiable,
I think your Mom found my drugs,
She's walking around givin hugs,
While you, your dad and your brother have a threesome,
But thats cool,
I did too,
With your Mom your sister and your GF making you look like a fool,
touchin my favorite tool,
swimmin in your pool,
Yup, thats right, Im really that cruel.

Ill make up some more and repost. ;)

Gore dude my Nightmares are like episodes of the Brady Bunch to you.

**** Charles Manson's Nightmares are like episode of the Brady Bunch to you.

Oh lord,

Don't feel bad I am bored to so.

So where do I continue.

Ugh.

If you cut off her legs
that Bitch aint walking to the dance
I guess she might still love you man
If she's a ****ing retard in an insane assylum.

I think we need a little help ****ing shot gun
Or a belt.

Goddamn man it's quite alright.
Just go to church and make the Nunes all fight.

Oh the sweet Boredum.


I think I will go to that hackus website.

Hey Gore I'm not a my computer. Do they have any ports open.


Whizkid2300

Heh, damn it someone reply I was having fun free stylin on people lol.

Gore !!!

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And wait were you calling me ugly? and fat? Your Mom doesnt seem to mind. besides someone had to impregnate that so you could pop out.

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Your jizzies dad......REALLY?
Well,congrats(I think?)
Glad this is a joke thread

Hey Mox I got a question how did you get that avatar of your self to look so real I mean that looks just like you. And Gore I will really Free if the challenge is met I am always ready for a good challenge. Like Mills lane says bring it own.

Oh and by the way Mox I tell your girl to stop ****ing calling me damnit.
Tell her no moer dick no more.

Whizkid2300