Worst Thread on AO

Hey Hey everyone.

I'm really bored and chatting it up on UnE and this is the resulting thread. Lately we've seen a huge increase in newbies and along with that has been a huge increase in just plain stupid posts. I would post examples, but you all know what I'm talking about and I wanna see what you can come up with. So let's do it. Let's find the worst thread on AO... post your submissions and let's cure our boredom.

Peace
HT

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Hi there,

I am teh_suk. I come from the planet zorbian.
We have hijacked some of your satelite systems to inform you of the following.

Our planet is in immediate danger from exploding up and the only way to prevent this from happening it that you give me all your green little dots. I believe you earthlings call them 'antipoints'.

Now to make this clear. I ONLY NEED THE GREEN ONES. The red ones won't do me any good. If you do not give them immediatly we will have to make all your base belong to us.
We will also hax0r all of you hotmail accounts and sex0r them.

Resistance is futitle so hurry up and give me all your green dots.

SIGNATURE
Save my planet, give me all of your green dots.
Thank you.
teh_suk

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Damn :D

I think we may have a winner early off :)

maybe my sense of humor sucks , but i think that is pretty damn funny . BTW who posted that ?

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hello guys miss u really ,, there is No crack for that damn activation for Windows 2003 server . thanx alot .

muaaaah..

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Maybe not the dumbest but defiantley wierd

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Hi i wonna send a nasty file to someone who has been hacking me

Is it possible to e-mail the file to someone without him knowing the sender through the hearder of the e-mail?

and also how to REALLY spoof my Ip ,

In Advance Thankz...

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I couldn't find the post and the users name list has been disabled but a self-proclaimed genius with a AO name something like Mark Boyle claimed he had access to tons of code and would make programs to order-he emailed me once and said he hadn't got the bugs out yet and when i challenged him to post something he posted something that wouldn't (he admitted it) compile. The threads he started never mentioned his programming skills aain but I think he gained some notoriety for a spoof page he posted

I'd like to nonimate that stupid "Tales of Ono Balono" ;)

HEY!

I liked Ono Balono.

It reminded me of a knock-knock joke I heard in the movie Catch Me If You can.

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Originally posted here by 11001001
HEY!

I liked Ono Balono.

It reminded me of a knock-knock joke I heard in the movie Catch Me If You can.

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I get much more fun telling this joke than I got from when I first heard it.

Since it's a really bad shaggy dog story the fun part is watching other people groan when you deliver the puchline.

Perhaps I should make up some more tales.

http://www.antionline.com/showthread...hreadid=243947
That one is pretty bad.
I think it is one of the only rollcall posts that ever went suicidal.

(btw the first one I posted has never been actually posted on AO, I made it up when I was bored someday)

Ummm, this one, yea...

http://www.antionline.com/showthread...hreadid=246653

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how would i be able to hack into somebodys computer if they are online? can you please help me on that one, thank you...

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...and this one is very recent heh heh.

I don't think it is the worst, but weird or funny ? make of it what you will

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Critical Problem With ME! posted 11-19-2001 08:52 AM
(post #1)


hello i'm a big nerd a computer nerd!
i eat Eprom's for my memory Error's...
i whant a new word list bkaus mine is 2 old and infected so my spelling is All WronG-G-G....
i ride a HDD 2 school and i named my mirror "windows" bekaus all i see is bad design!
and my toilet is named-d-d "recyklebin"...
i hafto defrag my hair every morning and scan my room 4 errors!
i whent 2 DrSolomon and got an update 4 the Virus i had in my system...
my mom and i got a I/O error she must have a diffrent file system bekaus we do not compute do anyone got a EMU (Emulation) 2 an old os from 1955? so i can understand her data?
and i need a patch 2 stand by mode i have some problems with going 2 sleep at night's it's locking it selfe up like win98 in the shut down secuense... and i need 2 bye some new eggs bekaus i drop mine in the floor (somebody told me abaut eggdrop's) PLZ help me!



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Here one

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how do you make a pumpkin pie?

nous allons a l'hopital

corn dog

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http://www.antionline.com/showthread...0&pagenumber=1

This one was pretty bad but it was a haox so I'm not sure if it counts

ok i found a funny one ... the ral funny thing is that he posted it in alt.hackers.malicious. and he got negged to death ...

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Hello, dont get me wrong but im NOT trying to be an elite hacker.... and im NOT a script kiddy
I just want help, on how to hack someone (I got my enemy's email address) thats it.
So plz tell me in steps on how to do it.... thxs :0

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NOOO of course he aint a SK he just askin how to hack e-mail adresses ....

Complete thread : http://www.antionline.com/showthread...hreadid=224757

*spills Mountain Dew over keyboard laughing*

http://www.antionline.com/showthread...hreadid=245824

I think I did good making a joke of all the dumb asses we get.

This has to be up there.

Just classic got something but has no idea how to use it.

I had to dig for this one though

http://www.antionline.com/showthread...hreadid=112019

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Hello Tiger , well thanks for the vibrationn, but u almost shake my pc off the desk , d you have more shaking sites ?

I AM CONSTANT AS THE NORTHERN STAR , SHAKING DON'T MOVE ME..........

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Spotted today!

I don't know about the worst thread......but the worst post has got to be that fat bastard gore's pathetic piece of bullshit at the bottom of this thread. What a load of crap! :D

Please dont bump old ass threads.