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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman:
"I would like to buy a pink curtain for my computer screen which is 20'' wide."
The surprised salesman replies:
"But, madam, computers do not need curtains!!!"
The shocked and confused blond responds:
"Helloooo....? I've got Windows"!!!
I thought it was funny :)
Hehehe....windows is cool but somehow it's just not funny...
lol ...windows=curtains ....ROFL ...hahaha these blond jokes crack me up sometimes ....
Heheh that is pretty funny thanks for the laugh
I thought It wasn't funny but when MemorY sais it his way it kinda is lol
Maybe im just nuts :D
did you guys know this one ...a redhead and a blonde jump from a skycraper...who'll land first ...??
i'll give the answer tommorow ...;)
Hah the redhead. The blonde needs to ask for directions ;)
hahaha lol good stuff :)
yah ok then, why the blond jokes? I mean, it wouldnt be funny if it was sayed about a brunet for example, due to her not being steriotyped as being a ditzzy idiot.
Intreaging I think
Nightfalls_Girl
hypronix is correct ....
Nightfalls_Girl
It's a joke that all if you are afended by it don't read it
MemorY
lol that was funny
I never said that i was affended, im not blond im black, and it was just a thought.Quote:
Originally posted here by cdkj
Nightfalls_Girl
It's a joke that all if you are afended by it don't read it
MemorY
lol that was funny
err...wow i never tought my post would have created so much controversy...guess ill think twice about posting something
Hah... well I know the answer to the joke MemorY posted bc my gf, after getting blond highlights, bgan reading blond jokes like crazy... so I know it from her (if that makes anybody feel any relief)
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
how is she supposed to know if it's offensive if she doesn't read it ???Quote:
Originally posted here by cdkj
Nightfalls_Girl
It's a joke that all if you are afended by it don't read it
The title might just yield a clue... "Another Dumb Blond..." Hmm... I wonder if its a blonde joke?Quote:
how is she supposed to know if it's offensive if she doesn't read it ???
Right on sanriver12...
me thinks that Phishphreek80 is blond
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throw it right back after pulling the pin. like thay would of nowen to pull that...
sorry aboput dub posting
sanriver12Quote:
how is she supposed to know if it's offensive if she doesn't read it ???
Are you sure your not a blonde? :rolleyes:
Nightfalls_Girl me think you are really a blonde dye black :p lol
And here goes two more blonde jokes
1.What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
2.Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice bottle?
2 -Because it said concentrate. :P
here is another one...what do you call a smart blond?
EDIT: lol this thread will last forever :)
A golden retriever.
nice...you got it :)
lol thats a good one :D
goozle you got it lol ;)Quote:
2 -Because it said concentrate. :P
the anwser to number 1 is
Last years hide and seek winner
1.What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
Data transfer ;)
There once was this blonde, and she was sitting at the table
with her husband eating breakfast before he went to work. Out
of the blue the blonde says,"Honey today while your at work I
am goning to paint the house." The husband says "No, no dear
don't paint the house because then when I come home from work I
will just have to clean everything up, just please don't do
it." So the husband went to work and when he came home the
house smelled like paint. Then he went up to their bedroom, and
he saw his wife laying on the floor with 2 coats on and
sweating to death. He ran over to her and said, "Honey, honey
what's wrong why on earth are you sweating to death?" She got
up and grabed the paint cane, went over to her husband and
said, "Well look at the can dummy, it says for best results put
on 2 coats!"
You can use this one too as an anwserQuote:
1.What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
Refill
Here's another one :)
A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and
approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason
that you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replied, "Oh
officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident!
I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved
to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved
to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror,the
officer replied, "Ma'am...that's your air freshener."
lol
very good cdkj ;)
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.