The Creation Of Australia
parthetic i no tho ud probly like it... :P
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for
footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night
for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was
good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.
On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and
barbies on the beach.
God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants -
to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies.
God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops,
sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth Day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy
the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies.
God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed
someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around
the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were
good blokes. God saw that mates were a great idea.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God saw that the blokes were tired and needed
a rest. So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear
children, wash, cook and clean the barbie.
Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh day.
God sighed, looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard
he hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the
Blokes and Sheilas, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and
sizzling prawns, and God saw that it was not just good, it was
better than that, it was bloody good.
AND SO AUSTRALIA WAS BORN!
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