i heard a funny ass oxy moron today...yet...it did kinda piss me off...
MICROSOFT WORKS
lol..so crule!
but funny
anyone else got any more good ones?
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i heard a funny ass oxy moron today...yet...it did kinda piss me off...
MICROSOFT WORKS
lol..so crule!
but funny
anyone else got any more good ones?
mormon
Sorry forgot the oxy part.
I am going to make myself very unpopular here, get flamed and all that, BUT:
"MICROSOFT WORKS" is not an oxymoron, it is the perfect truth :cool:
You see if you see a mega computer "deal" and the software "bundle" contains "Microsoft Works" you should know immediately that it is a heap of s*** and avoid it like the plague.
It is, in fact, Mother Nature's way of trying to protect first time computer buyers from predators.......????
Shame it does not seem to work :p
Cheers
lol...calm down ther chief
at least theyre isn't any more mormons on this forum thanks to an Irish Socialist ( a real oxymoron) who eats potatos like me and who unfortunately drinks a bit too much
Ah yay straight to the heart, cue a leaving message any time soon, any more flames like this and I might need to hang meself, yay yay yayQuote:
Originally posted here by The Mormon
at least theyre isn't any more mormons on this forum thanks to an Irish Socialist ( a real oxymoron) who eats potatos like me and who unfortunately drinks a bit too much
Some people are just pathetic.
don't you mean mor(m)onic?Quote:
ennis that was amazingly funny see the mormon and i go to the same school and i think its funny hes a mormon lol. and that was a great diss, his to u was crap compared to you to him lol. i have some oxy moron jokes but they arent exactly related to computers but here is goes.
1. Biggie smalls (rapper)
2. alive ghost
I do not see how "Irish Socialist" can be an oxymoron?
The Irish are a tribal and family people with quite closely knit communities, and A STRONG SENSE OF FAMILY.......they are similar to Celtic communities in Scotland and Wales. Politically Scotland and Wales are very socialist, this is not the case in Ireland (if you take things at face value), but this is explained by the Norman invasion (1172?) and the subsequent occupation and struggle for independence?
What I am trying to say is that the Irish are naturally socialist, because most of them are Christian. And Jesus was a socialist. God is a Marxist............I have been meeting a couple of Mormon missionaries, and we have interesting discussions on these matters.
"from each according to his abilities.....to each according to his needs"
You will find that in Karl Marx's "Das Capital"...........how does it differ from the tenets of the Mormon belief?
Yours in Christ
Well Ireland is very community driven I would agree with you there. As countries not invaded by the Romans, The Irish, Scots and Welsh have a distinct Celitc heritage and obviously a lot in common.Quote:
Originally posted here by nihil
[B]I do not see how "Irish Socialist" can be an oxymoron?
The Irish are a tribal and family people with quite closely knit communities, and A STRONG SENSE OF FAMILY.......they are similar to Celtic communities in Scotland and Wales. Politically Scotland and Wales are very socialist, this is not the case in Ireland (if you take things at face value), but this is explained by the Norman invasion (1172?) and the subsequent occupation and struggle for independence?
Ireland is dominated by Republican Catholic right wing parties due to the War of Independance which split Ireland between pro-treaty and anti-treaty parties. Dont want to get into Irish history, it gets damn complex especially politically and the main issue is still unresolved so its still a touchy area that is Northen Ireland.
You are correct in stating that Irelands struggle for independance has kept socialism down, its just not the major issue or political neccessity for want of a better word.
If you look at James Connolly who was a socialist for example, he died fighting in 1916 for an independant Ireland but would be shocked at the Ireland of today and how it is. His ideas shaped our constitution, thus we have socialist elements in there. If an Irish socialist is an oxymoron then his legacy is some kind of myth, he was Scottish though and on to another this time an Englishman James Larkin who organised the 1913 Lock-out in Ireland which brought Ireland to a halt with strikes, one of the great successes for socialism anywhere, we now have a tradition in Ireland of never passing a picket.
Morman is an idiot who resorts to petty generalisations due to his lack of historical knowledge and context. I would ignore his petty comments until he informs himself.
ireland is mad kool i have never been there but i am like 45% irish so i hope to go there at some point in my life!
Regardless of political or religious persuasion:-
.... is spoken by a complete frigging idiot......Quote:
ireland is mad kool i have never been there but i am like 45% irish so i hope to go there at some point in my life!
What does your passport say Sunshine.... Do you have a passport? If you do it says you are a United States Citizen..... Nowhere on it does it mention Ireland. Not anywhere... search it as hard as you like you won't see Ireland on it!
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You Americans spend so much time deciding, and bragging about, who you might have been had your ancestors _not_ emigrated that you fail to see the forest or the trees.... You are Americans..... Get USED to it..... you aren't English, French, German, Italian or anything other than AMERICANS...... But that's ok..... It's a fine country with fine people..... But you need to start remembering who the hell you are..... Your heritage is a wonderful thing that you should _never_ lose..... But be honest and proud.... You are an AMERICAN......
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Thank you for your time... you have been wonderful.... You will now be returned to "normal" programming.....
(and that wasn't humor, for those who like a good laugh.....)
Hey Tiger Shark
Since my ancestry is spread across most of Great Briton I like to refer to myself as an Atlantic Islander. But that's only during the census.
MemorY...you fuking hippocrit....you are always flaming me about one liners..and then you do it..IN MY THREAD!...so dont fuking flame me ever again for one lining..
and im 100% irish...beat that!
Hi Wanker,
Are you sure? Limerick and Dublin were viking settlements? you might only be around 80%? what county are you from...and your ancestors?
I can almost visualise the|specialist| taking a DNA swab from you.......bit late, but of scientific interest?
Merry Christmas
heh when i lived in the states i got this form loads of people who were all like - "oh I'm part Irish...yeah my great great great great great great great grandad's, sister's, nephew's, girlfriend's, dog stowed away on a boat that once stopped at Ireland!"Quote:
ireland is mad kool i have never been there but i am like 45% irish so i hope to go there at some point in my life!
v_Ln
no no...im 100 % realluy...ill get back to you withdetails..my tummy is growling
Nowadays, I think it would be hard to find anyone who was 100% anything. My grandmother came here from Germany, but I say I am an American, not "I am German".
I'm 100% human. :D
At least... when they ask me on forms, I choose "other" and write in "human".
:D ..Hehehe...ok let me rephrase that..100% of their nationality..Oh geeze you all know what I mean lol
Well I would be from a lot of generations of Irish only families, nobody emigrates to Ireland like, its the other way around we get out or at least did. So unless I have some form of meddling Brit blood in me ;) then I should technically be roughly nearly almost 100% Irish. Although I dont know nor does it matter, I guess my passport makes me Irish and you American and British etc!
;)
I still don't "have any Irish in me" Val :p :DQuote:
Originally posted here by valhallen
heh when i lived in the states i got this form loads of people who were all like - "oh I'm part Irish...yeah my great great great great great great great grandad's, sister's, nephew's, girlfriend's, dog stowed away on a boat that once stopped at Ireland!"
v_Ln
you want some? ;)
Ah the Phil Lynott never stops. ;)
I would post something meaningfull and sensible but i keep seing Debwalins. " I still d
on't "have any Irish in me" Val ".
Go stick some Irish in her Val.
I'm sorry Deb but you walked into that.