The Blind Leading the Blind

You probably wouldn't take medical advice from a doctor who was obese and smoked 2 packs a day. You probably wouldn't be inclined to send your kids to school if the teachers couldn't pass their own quizzes. Along those same lines maybe you should be careful how much trust you put in the Department of Homeland Security to protect our networks and critical infrastructure. According to this News.com article , the Department of Homeland Security received a grade of 'F' in this year's government computer security audit. The overall grade for the government as a whole was a 'D'- not something to be proud of.

See article: Feds get a ‘D’ in computer security

LMFAO


Muhahahahahaha

now the world wil bow for me, for I am root !!

Actually, this isn't funny. The DOJ and a number of other Federal agencies have received poor or failing marks. Overall, the U.S. Government received a D when it came to security efforts.

The only thing that made me feel somewhat good is that the NRC got an A. Nice to know that the nuclear facilities are on the ball.

--TH13

Hoss: Here's the $64,000 question.......

What did your department get? You work for one of them right? It'll go a long way to propping up your credibility round here...... <WEG>

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Hoss: Here's the $64,000 question.......

What did your department get? You work for one of them right? It'll go a long way to propping up your credibility round here...... <WEG>

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Let's just say that if we presented our report card to our parents, we'd be grounded for quite a while...

;)

Hoss: OUCH!!!!

Allow me to give you some pointers.......

1. A firewall is a device that keeps malcontents and spies out of your systems.
2. Remove the Iranian Embassy and Al-Quaida from the Master Password distribution list.
3. Documents marked "Top Secret" probably shouldn't be published on your web site.
4. The camoflaged box in the corner of your office that is connected to the hub next to it is not there for you to keep your mum's picture on..... It's a sniffer.... You should probably disconnect it from the hub.
5. That arab looking chap that brings the mail and helps you "fix" you computer isn't just a mail chap..... Consider not letting him help "fix" your PC in the future..... Even if it means you can't play CS......

There, now you should be all ready for an "A" next year...... <snikker>

I think the whole thing is pretty sad (no offense theHorse13). They do these audits year after year, and year after year the government as a whole pretty much fails. It is that much worse when you consider that the DHS is supposed to be guiding national security efforts, but got an 'F' themselves.

Amit Yoran and the DHS recently (October) conducted a mock cyberattack to test the resilience and stability of the critical infrastructure. They released the report as if this was new stuff they discovered- failing to take into account or realize that the Black Ice exercise was done back in like 1988 and found pretty much the same stuff. So basically 5 years have gone by and nothing has been done with the results of the cyberattack tests they performed back then. Hopefully they do something to change it this time.

Reading books like Black Ice by Dan Verton or The Myth of Homeland Security by Marcus Ranum highlight some of the issues that the government is aware of- or should be- but hasn't really done anything relevant to fix.

This report doesn't surprise me. Government agencies are no different from any corporation. The agencies are as good as the people that lead them. If those people that lead don't understand the technology or make the appropriate changes to, in this case, set a good example, then I expect those agencies to get failing grades. Is setting a good example part of their agenda, being that they are homeland security, or is it the bottom line?

Yes, the problems are certainly visible and can easily be remediated, however, the one thing that exists in Government more so than corporations, is red tape, buerocracy and politics. These things pretty much stop efforts dead in the water.

Tiger,

Do mean the nice Arab fellow who offered to monitor my netowrk for me might be lying about his intent?
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Originally posted here by thehorse13

Do mean the nice Arab fellow who offered to monitor my netowrk for me might be lying about his intent?
:)

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Gosh... I should hope not. We've had several nice Arab fellows offer to do this for us. We even setup an array of wireless access points so they could do it from their apartments 12 blocks away... hmmm... now that I think about it... I wonder if they have anything to do with the hundreds of thousands of dollars that keep getting wired to the wrong accounts!? ;)

On a more serious note:

I wasn't surprised to read the findings... What more can you expect?

We're talking about the US .gov... they almost always do everything bass ackwards.
Why start with the 'A' when you can start with the 'F' and work your way up?

It makes you look like you are actually working.

If you start with an 'A' and then go down... then it looks like you are slacking.

If they did something right the first time... we might just start to expect that from them.
They can't have that happening!

thehorse13: My point exactly. Maybe if Dateline or 48 Hours Investigates needs to get a hold of this story, so the tax payers can understand what's happening and maybe break a few barriers. The media is known to do wonders for politics.

Maybe the OLD media. Today's media doesn't have the balls to confront real issues. They essentially report what they're told to report and ignore the real issues.

Aside from that, even if the honest truth were reported, the American public likes to live in denial. The information is out there in most cases, but most people ignore it and just go about their la-la land days.

The Enquirer sells more than the Wall Street Journal because people are more interested in whether Ben is fu*king J Lo than they are in whether or not the U.S. government fabricated evidence to predicate an unnecessary war. They would rather know who won the Grammy for best new artist than whether or not the U.S. government actually has a plan to fix the economy.

It would be nice if people cared and acted- but most won't and don't.

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every body is ****ing blind other wise they wuold see that computers are gayer than people who surf the wevb

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Thank you for your eloquent and well thought-out contribution to this thread. If only someone would have stated this earlier we could all have saved the time and effort we put into trying to make our points and express our thoughts and opinions.

"Computers are gayer than people who surf the web" - maybe I could make that my sig line?

With such wise and profound statements running around in your head, perhaps you've missed your true calling and you should be making bumper stickers or something?

I do find it humerous that he states computers and computer userts are gay in his mood....how did he post? I'm guessing crayons?

I agree about the media. It seems like in order to find any information concerning what is really happening in the world, you have to go to sources outside the United States?

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Dammit Neg..... I have negs I need to unload...... ;)

Heh... this thread would probably have gone suidical if you would've "unloaded", Tiger ;)
That's always the problem with posts like the one I deleted... if I don't delete it, there's a risk that the thread it is in goes suicidal (and moderators can't re-open threads that have been closed by the system). If I do delete it, there's no way the ap-system can ban the user...

Having only just read this thread, until Neg posted, I thought you'd all gone insane....

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Having only just read this thread, until Neg posted, I thought you'd all gone insane....

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Havn't we...? If we allow our Government to continue along these avenues then we might as well be.

Deb: I honestly think that your first mistake was expecting sanity in the first place.... Your standards are obviously way too high..... ;)

So after seeing the goverments report card I think we ought to implament a system like the CIA's in every goveremntal department. (for those who don't know only a very few specialy marked computers ae online, you need special access to get to them and they are such a pin in the butt to use that most people don't bother...security through obsolecense I like it )