I have this habit of whacking off to donkey pr0n. Help me find ways to get rid of this problem.
Thanks.
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I have this habit of whacking off to donkey pr0n. Help me find ways to get rid of this problem.
Thanks.
Handcuff your hands behind your back, or you could just undergo some nasty therapy similar to what was used in A Clockwork Orange, I'm sure that could "cure" you.
I've got a full dissection kit.... I could take your hands off you if you like - maybe turn you into a eunuch if you really want??? You have to supply your own whisky for use as an anaesthetic though :D
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I can castrate you if you want me to. I'll try to make in painless but when the wiener comes offf i can't guaranty anything. I'll even pack him for you in a jar full of hot dog flavored water.
Try switching to poochie pr0n, my favorite series is "Breeds for Breeding". Here's a blurb from the back of the most recent release:
Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Currently on sale for $9.99 at your local video store.
Why this fixation with donkey's ? I feel that you are being very narrow minded and selfish. There are many poor unwanted and unloved animals out there, especially at this time of year, the season of goodwill. Spread your love around, visit farms and animal homes, you could bring so much love to other poor creatures. Your love would surely be returned, you would be a much happier person. Think of all the grandpups you could have :DQuote:
Originally posted here by Drunk On Duvel
I have this habit of whacking off to donkey pr0n. Help me find ways to get rid of this problem.
Thanks.
You could always try sticking a stick up your @ss. I heard Nightfalls girls removes them for free. :p
Where does the pain or pleasure lie? In getting it up or getting it removed?Quote:
Originally posted here by CXGJarrod
You could always try sticking a stick up your @ss. I heard Nightfalls girls removes them for free. :p
Actually I have a good cure for you.
Use "Vicks Vapor Rub" as a lubricant for your wacking off, and after a couple of times doing that you will be cringing when ever you hear that tune again.
Is that from first hand experience :DQuote:
Originally posted here by moxnix
Actually I have a good cure for you.
Use "Vicks Vapor Rub" as a lubricant for your wacking off, and after a couple of times doing that you will be cringing when ever you hear that tune again.
BTW your sig with the ip addy is way off. cheyenne's was the same last time he used it.Thought he was pissing about, as it used to be spot on, but obviously not
Nope not first hand....was definately second hand.....lol
OK, So you're ambidextrous :DQuote:
Thanks everybody. I will talk to my shrink on monday. Also, I will be opening my own pr0n server... with donkies.
...and cdkj :D
Switch hitter at that....lol
But, I have never tried vicks. I did (when alot younger) try 'Right Guard' spray on my genital area. Only once, and when I finially got out of the shower (standing on my head under the shower head), I made myself a promise, that if I was concerned about smell then I would just shower or bath and not use any form of cover up.
I hope you're happy, see what you've started, it never fails with you, the posts are getting ****ing weirder and weirder :D Some help for moxnix is now required. Can you take him with you on Monday? :DQuote:
Originally posted here by Drunk On Duvel
Thanks everybody. I will talk to my shrink on monday. Also, I will be opening my own pr0n server... with donkies.
...and cdkj :D
Even better than vicks. Icy Hott. Definately break that nasty habbit
HEH HEH......am past the age where any kind of help would help. Well, a $500 hooker could help, but hey, I am so broke I couldn't even pay for the soup. (might tell that joke some day in a hidden post--of course)Quote:
Some help for moxnix is now required. Can you take him with you on Monday?
Why don't you just buy yourself a donkey? Just don't let the spca know , or tell them i suggested buying a donkey.