I am sad. I have a small penis and do not know what to do. If anybody knows of any solutions to this little problem, let me know. Thanks
Jack
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I am sad. I have a small penis and do not know what to do. If anybody knows of any solutions to this little problem, let me know. Thanks
Jack
Check your email, I'm sure you have plenty of spam that claims to be able to help you with that problem. Good luck :). lol
Thanks, yeah, there was a lot of solutions from pumps, pills, creams, and the like. The problem is, do they work? I dunno... maybe I can be like the little man on the Enzyte commercial.
Hi mate!
Take a few words of advice from a boring old fart like me?.................I opened them spam messages and bought a whole shed load of the stuff they offered.................
Now I damn near break my neck every time I try to walk down the stairs?
Now I think I understand these guys who say you only should have one AV running at a time?
:)
Cheers
What you really need to do is buy a small anvil and weld a ring on it. Then tie a stout cord to it of about 30-35 feet long and climb to the top of a very tall building. After securing it to your short member, simply toss it over the side of the building.
You will never worry about being of minimal penis length again.
beat off more often it worked for me
It's not the size that matter, it's how efficient you use it.
btw: I saw the thread title and i know you were the thread starter. Nobody else cam on my mind that moment.
I hope that doesn't mess up your packets.......
According to the karma sutra what you need to do mate is: masterbate with a handfull of wasp stings then sleep face down on a mattress with it hanging through a hole that you have made. I would try it out for you but its the wrong time of year and there is no wasps about.
Pumping is a short term solution but does make it big, and doctors can cut the connective tissue to give you more length. I would not worry to much its just the way it is , just don't end up like the guy in this picture (18+ only kiddies it contains explicit/humorous material)
OMFG, 2 things first that picture was just wrong. Another one of those things that you just don't need to see.
Now second, How did I know albn had posted this before I ever read anything.
Albn to be honest, I can't really help you with this one mate. Though I have heard that the temporary effects of a penis pump are good. So go get one and keep it under your bed until you need it.
That or order the pills that Ron Jeremy is selling.
Ugh... Never had this problem. Though Memory is correct, size doesn't matter. What matters is more of your confidence and your motions. (I.e. learn to dance it will help.)
Well this thread does rememind me of a nice pair of boxers I've seen..
http://www.cafeshops.com/samspade.1461136?zoom=yes#zoom
why does everyone with a small dick have to rely on the old cliche that size doesn't matter? Of course it matters. Thats just something that a sympathetic girl must have told you to make you feel better.Quote:
Originally posted here by whizkid2300
OMFG, 2 things first that picture was just wrong. Another one of those things that you just don't need to see.
Now second, How did I know albn had posted this before I ever read anything.
Albn to be honest, I can't really help you with this one mate. Though I have heard that the temporary effects of a penis pump are good. So go get one and keep it under your bed until you need it.
That or order the pills that Ron Jeremy is selling.
Ugh... Never had this problem. Though Memory is correct, size doesn't matter. What matters is more of your confidence and your motions. (I.e. learn to dance it will help.)
The penis is not the only important thing in your life. Try to think with your head :D
Jesus guys, wtf?
And lumpyporridge man, jeez!
Im gonna close this its a little offensive but if people PM me and tell me it aint at all and I shouldnt have closed it I will reopen it.