My wife is in labor and it looks like my little girl will be born today I hope.
I will update this when she is born.
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My wife is in labor and it looks like my little girl will be born today I hope.
I will update this when she is born.
Congrats, i hope everything goes smoothly :)
And you are on AntiOnline? :p
Congratulations in advance!
Hmmm....
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but life as you know it is now over. ;)
Sleepless nights, long days, grouchy wife/GF.
Good luck....
(I was there about two years ago, it will get better.)
What's her name? Have you decided yet?
Congrats, im still 17 and i dont plan on having a kid in a long ass time....
I was asking myself the same thing when I first read it! LOL, I wouldn't be on AO for atleast 2 days. Oh well, thas me. Congrats! :)Quote:
Hmmmmmmm,
Congratulations, you need to buy wife flowers/chocolates, then you need to open her own AO account :D
Good luck
:) Good luck and congrats.
Having little ones brings a whole new meaning to the word "laptops". Those little buggers will catch viruses, bugs, but hopefully no worms! You gotta watch the health of your new laptop and make sure that she don't overheat and that you keep her patched up if she crashes. Utilizing inoculations you can set her up a firewall which will protect her while you route her to school on the bus. Shortly after that, boys will be testing your perimeters and of course as her father you will scan and monitor her defenses. Detecting any violations of policy, you'll throw their little male connectors out the windows if they try to access her bios. It won't be much later and she will be switched to college and use even more of her memory. And as host, you will encounter a shortage of allocated resources. ;)
cheers
Thanks for all of the kind words but it turned out to be a false alarm for now but the doctor tells us that the real thing will happen within the week. If it is anything like the last few days then I will not be getting much sleep. I guess that’s what I get for getting older.
[edit] her name will be Kaitlyn Elizabeth Ann
the first post was 11:30 yesterday my time and there was no update until 2:30 this morning...whats up with that, dont you have a laptop? (j/k)
good luck!
I believe he said he HAD a laptop. If his wife is in labor, she's probably beating him over the head with it about right now. She's giving him a lesson in "Osmosis Technology". :D Since he's not online right now, he's probably receiving his thump bumbs as we speak....lol
cheers
Good luck and congrats
i love babys that's why i have my own softball team :D One thing i what you to just remember when you have little ones you have little problems when you have bigger ones you have bigger problems that it from me i know hehe.
P.S My daughter has the same first name Caitlyn Rose i spell it with a C
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/kids/
Now might be the time...
I just had a baby girl in Dec of last year I so far it has been such a wonderful experience. And you know all those ppl who tell you "life is over as you know it"? Well there right man but you will be having too much fun with your daughter that you don't even notice. Good luck to ya man.
Ryan
My 2 year old daughter ate the HD for one of my laptops.
It was cute until I discovered the MBR was corrupted.
so whats up with the baby already
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come on man update us, she isnt being born 3 days already ....Quote:
I will update this when she is born.
come on now, I'm 17 i dont think i give my problems any parents.Quote:
One thing i what you to just remember when you have little ones you have little problems when you have bigger ones you have bigger problems that it from me i know hehe
Congratulations Man!
Give me 6 months and I will be in the same position yet I ain't getting laid. My buddy just recently left for the airforce (two weeks ago) and I am really good friends with his g/f and she is now pregnant (my buddy is the father) so I told him I would help her out. I will be there for the next six months through all the crap and when the baby is born and all that fun stuff so I can't wait. But hell - I will be the babies god-father so its cool.
So once again good-luck and congrats!
- Adiz
not all kids give parents a hard time it a quote my mother use to tell me.Quote:
come on now, I'm 17 i dont think i give my problems any parents.
here is another saying i use "you got good kids and you got bad kids then you got my kids" :p
MemorY, you've had 2 sex changes and you married someone you've never met before. ;)Quote:
come on now, I'm 17 i dont think i give my problems any parents.
Come on man, where's the kid?
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My wife is in labor and it looks like my little girl will be born today I hope.
I will update this when she is born.
Sorry, I forgot to tell you sooner. It's not yours, I was drunk :o
Gore, you sick freak. How could you? ;) Heh, anyways gore I had a question for ya. Do you have AIM?
Yes.
well what a week this has been. my wife is now going on her fifth day of irregular contractions. witch means that she has been in the early stage of labor for five long misarable days now. sorry if my spelling sucks right now but I have not been getting near the sleep that I should and so I am to tired to check it over.
I will try to keep ypu all up to date but now I need to try and sleep.
[edit] Gore it could not of been that night rember the little problem[edit\]
Good Luck to [strike]both[/strike] all three of you!
PoSer,
Well doggon it PoSer, put her on AO and we'll tell her how to deliver the little one! ;)
Good Luck to you, momma, and baby!
Congratz in advance :D
well it finaly happened at 7:39 this morning my wife gave birth to my baby girl she was 8 pounds 12 ounces.
All healthy and **** ? Hope she is.... Congrats man, how does ti feel to be daddy ? Whats her name ?
Amazing.... Ain't it?
Did you get to cut the cord?
Hi
Congrats Man ... and Good Luck to all of you........
I think the Little Angel was supposed to be named Kaitlyn Elizabeth Ann ..If the daddy and the Mommy haven't changed their mind.............Quote:
Congradulations......now the sleepless night begin.....will only last untill after she is married and on her own.....eighteen to 20 so years in the future.
Congrats Daddy PoSer,
Since almost every yungin' needs a nickname, you could name her after us: AntiOnline, or Anti, or Online..... :D
I'm quite positive momma would love the heck out of that. :eek:
Take Care.
:cool:
Congratulations!
It takes a real man to have a daughter.............you will understand that later I am afraid..............
Anyways, I looked into the three crystal balls that I have, and think that she is better looking than you.............must take after her mother's side of the family?
:D :D
Good luck..........you will need it!
Congratulations Bro!
You will have a ton of fun with the new little bundle of fun. You AO post may dwindle but you will have something more important to worry about (i think it is more important).
- Adiz
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(i think it is more important).
WHATTTTTTT ? SOmething more important that seeing me postin' sh!7 ???? I can't believe what i just read >:p
Hey, Congratulations PoSer!
Congrats dude, hope that you new bundle of joy someday becomes a member here at AO, at least then you'll know that she'll get a good education;)
Congratulations man! you really had me worried there for a while