Do newbies IM you ?

Some dude IM'ed me this morning.....


Rdr4lif5: Hello. I was lurking around AntiOnline.com and I noticed your great inteligence for computers and I wanted to ask you how can I hack my friends e-mail account, I already know how to speak 1337 what's next?

LSysAdmn: you go to telnet, type in 0 and the mail.yahoo.com, when the log in screen comes up, type in ur friends username and password, and ur in .....\

Rdr4lif5: But I don't know his password how am I going to type it?

LSysAdmn: lol, who is this ? i know it's a senior

Rdr4lif5: What do you mean?

LSysAdmn: ok u speak 1337 right ?

Rdr4lif5: Yes sir

LSysAdmn: k hold on

Rdr4lif5: Ok.

LSysAdmn: 50 \^/]-[47 4/\/\ 1 54`/1/\/C- /\/0\^/ ?

Rdr4lif5: "So what am I saying now?"

LSysAdmn: lol not bad hehe...

Rdr4lif5: :-)

Rdr4lif5: Can I learn to hack now?

LSysAdmn: [)0 `/0|_| |-|@\/3 @ +|2@|\|$|@+0|2 0|2 $0|\/|3+|-|1|\|6 ?

Rdr4lif5: No

Rdr4lif5: I'm reading it


Did you ever get newbies like this ?

No! I don't post whore enough for that! ;)

HEY Simon,

I guess that I would get more hits if they did not know if it was an aunt or an uncle they were dealing with? :D

OK yes I do, but only about hardware problems, software installations........the kind of stuff I usually respond to. I guess some people don't want to put in a question about old stuff? Hell, that is my hobby?

The only "hacking" questions I get are from fellow seniors, and are work related......sure you don't want that out in the general forum?

Which takes me back to..............is it a ram or an ewe?

:D :D

No. Nobody IM's me.


Nobody likes me...


/me cries

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Did you ever get newbies like this ?

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Yup. You :D

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Yup. You

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if i remember correctly, uoi IM'ed me first ....btw: i keep logs of all my AIM conversations.

Bah! Who's counting ;).

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btw: i keep logs of all my AIM conversations

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What a fag. Now who does that. Honestly? :D

my little cute program middle_man does :)

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What a fag

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Exactly.................anyway why record total crap?

If anyone wants a good laugh, check out the ressurected videocard post on right now.and MemorY's response..............

:D

you're not alone D0pp139an93r..I'm a lame n00b meself,so I just IM myself;)

I occassionally get people IM'ing me (used to get it all the time on ICQ trying to get me to visit their web site) asking everything from whether one of the union societies will be open next year to whether I'd like them to design web pages for me. It's annoying sometimes, but I like to toy with them and make myself sound like such a twisted evil maniac that they stop pestering me of their own free will. :)

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Now who does that. Honestly?

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I don't normally record, but on those special occassions, when i'm too drunk to walk, its fun to see what deep insightful rants took place ;)

I get IMs all the time from newbies. However, I baffle them with bullshit.... here is an example.

skiddiel33t: I need a password to hotmail

albn: Then go to http://getyourhotmailpasswordshere.com and it will give you all the listings of everybody'd password because somebody mamanged to crack the password field in the database hosted by hotmail servers. This was donme by a brute force attack into the mainframe where the packets are still not encrypted. So that means somebodsy had a sniffer on the wire before it hit the port.

skideel33t: WOW, you must be 1337

albn: phj33r

waiting....

skideel33t: THE SITE DID NOT WORK! Where is it?

albn: If you have a special operating system with a uber l33t browser, you will get it. I use ub3rskidee lynx on Slackware. Look for that, install it, and go to that site I showed you. It will list all the passwords you want!

skideel33t: WAY COOL!

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this is not a real convo... it is for funny only.

Got my first n00b PM..*runs around nekkid* I'm l3333333333333333333333333333333333t

Hey this is a real laugh!

"AO infiltrated by troll"

I posted:

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If anyone wants a good laugh, check out the ressurected videocard post on right now.and MemorY's response..............

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And a few minutes later, that post gets deleted?

Case proven?

Anyone know of 30% of he/she/its posts that are remotely relevant to computers?

OMG NFG has returned?

:D

Don't get to many pm's here. I'm too busy harrassing Nihil to read them anyway. I do get a lot of gray dots from them though.... :D


cheers

Nihil, i didnt actually knew why it was funny, i just said that most new generation graphic cards are AGP...which they aren't ??? But im not that much into hardware, so i though i posted something wrong a deleted it....

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LOL

and i think a little less than my posts i helped somebody with a computer problem, the past 2 motnhs maybe i stoped really posted in the secuirty related forums, i dont post that much, i post if i something interesting that i know about, my speciality really is Windows, Web Design and Trobuleshooting/Virus removal computers....hardware/more or less .... Linux=no clue, but i do search for an answer on google for newbies ....

The non-sensical thread threw me off, i have almost 1,000 posts in there, which is not good, but im gonna continue posting in it....and come on, how would i have so many AP's if i dont help people;) (no im not ina AP alliance....)

Just don't put details like that up...I only use MSN for a very select few people so it has never happened to me. Used to happen on IRC a lot tho.

I don't know, last night I was harrassed on AIM by a script kiddy.... ;)