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Can some one tell me how to turn on my computer? I have had it for awhile now and I can't seem to get it to turn on. I am on my friend's computer, whom after two months finally figured out how to turn on his. He showed me this site and I figured that some one can help me. Thanks
Uhh? Find the power button and press it? No offense, but your kinda giving new meaning to the term "newbie". But you can't locate your power button? What kind of computer do you have?
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Well my computer states, in big gray lettering, Y-A-M-A-H-A. The tubes on this are thicker that my hose outside. I am thinking a serious upgrade. Any suggestions? Need some feedback.
Okay, now I'm starting to think this is one big joke. :confused:
damn some one should of told me that it's hunting season.
Didn't even give me time to gather some ammunition ;)
No, I think you are fooling yourself. I am needing input on what to do and you accuse me of "joking". I know what it is. You are just jealous that my 6 1/2" floppy drive is bigger than yours.
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Run away and never touch a computer agian. ****ing stupid ass bitch. :)
Hear! Hear!
Hrmm..
Thankfully my dear friend front2back announced it's hunting season. And yes, you must be joking if your coming to a bunch of security minded computer professional's (some of us) and asking how to turn a computer on. And the above quote has to be the oldest (and most immature) retort I've ever heard. Thanks for being a total idiot and for letting balancing become easier :)Quote:
I know what it is. You are just jealous that my 6 1/2" floppy drive is bigger than yours.
Okay now where does the positive points come into play?
Positive points?
Me thinks your a little confused my friend.
You see there are no positive points, there are only negative points.
So seeing as your about to be banned, i'd just like to say..
Bye Bye
We Todd, your dilemma reminds me of a certain story from http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_power.shtml
Customer: "I bought this computer from you two hours ago, and it doesn't work! I want my money back!"
Store Clerk: "Let me see...
So I plugged the computer in and turned it on. I showed him that it was working, then I turned it off
Store Clerk: "Sir, this computer does work. I'm afraid we can't take it back."
Customer: "How in the world did you turn it on?
Store Clerk: "I pressed the power switch."
Customer: "You must have pressed something else, because I know for a fact that the power switch doesn't work!"
He reached over and pressed the reset button repeatedly.
Customer: "You see?"
Store Clerk: "Sir, that's the reset button. This is the power switch."
Customer: "That's a switch? I thought it was a decoration!"
wow he got banned right in front of my eyes...LOL
THis was actually funny :)...gave me a smile...
SHAG, ROFL
Gave me a serious laugh :p Made me look stupid though, didn't know if he was for real.Quote:
THis was actually funny ...gave me a smile...
Banned by the system, closed by the system...