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President Bush, Speech at the signing ceremony for a $417 billion defense spending bill
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
OMFG THATS JUST HILLARIOUS! ROFL!
HAHA, dumbo.
Darn it! I knew we shouldn't have let him into the League of Evil! I mean...uh...
This is so silly and pedantic! :rolleyes:Quote:
Everyone has a blooper but Kerry's you can listen to at the link below.
"...but to strengthen American forces that are now overstretched, overextended, and under pressure, we will double our special forces to conduct terrorist operations...."
(John Kerry)
http://www.americanrhetoric.com/spee...ers2004dnc.htm
This thread could go on for a long time.
HAHA...Thankz...I was having a bad day and that helped cheer me up lol
Yes I agree, since both Bush and Kerry are political power hungry card carrying idiots they both will continue to make a tremendous amount of bloopers.Quote:
This thread could go on for a long time.
Virtually all politicians are the same by the way.....I won't single out any I have seen lately as being any better than any of the others.
I guess the person that write's Bushe's speaches is currently looking for a new job... ;)
You can read that two ways.Quote:
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
Yes the first way he makes a muppet out of himself.
Or the other way is that, they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and
people, and neither do we, as in the USA never stops looking and thinking about new ways
to be harmed, as in defensive thinking, looking for ways that you can be hurt.
It did sound a bit too "Bush like" though.....
Will you Bush-Lovers chill for a sec ROFL! No need to add Kerry's quotes too. It would be a funny thread though if we dedicated one just to [Current] Political bloopers between Bush and Kerry. Something to keep the spirit up :)...and no dissin each other for the bloopers.
I used to like Bush too, till my girlfriend made me shave it - gore:D
:) lol Bushless is best. But i think that we better with the bush.....
its possible he said it in hopes his opponents would pick up on it and try to make him look foolish then give the explaintion..."we're always looking for ways that our enemies can hurt us....that though never crossed your mind?" nah!
maybe kerrys been watching swordfish? (the movie not the member)
public speaking is no walk in the park for anyone especially when you know people are out there just waiting for one mistake and most of the time your reading what someone else wrote without much time to rehearse it. when it happens its like dropping a plate in a high school caff.
gore remember what happened to whoopie with the 'bush' remarks...you keep it up and you might not be able to represent agent smith any more!
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
For those of you who weren't paying attention, Bush was refferring to the fact that we (the US) are thinking of all the possible ways terrorist will try to attack us so we can prevent them. :D Make any sense?
"public speaking is no walk in the park"
Right
Eh....i'm Cybr1d :D, I was just giving him credit from IRC :)Quote:
gore remember what happened to whoopie with the 'bush' remarks...you keep it up and you might not be able to represent agent smith any more!
No LOL, that never crossed my mind. Very good point but I doubt thats what they're trying to do. We all know Bush is not one of the best public speakers out there :) so he probably screwed up on this one. Hopefully one of them is reading this, and they can implement your idea.Quote:
its possible he said it in hopes his opponents would pick up on it and try to make him look foolish then give the explaintion..."we're always looking for ways that our enemies can hurt us....that though never crossed your mind?" nah!
sorry Cybr1d! /me changes agent smith to jack o. lantern.
im extreamly tired today a relative went into the hospital last night. didn't get to sleep till after five. normally i would have known that.
bush may not be the worlds best speaker but after watching him handle loaded questions at press confrences i feel that if this is his worst talent we got ourselves a winner.
Hmmm?
I think that they are both saying the same thing here?
Mr. Bush is concerned about the activities of the form 1040? (long time since I did one) senders...........and Mr. Kerry obviously wishes to integrate them with Second Recon, 75th. Rangers, Delta Force and so on?
All I can say is that the IRS put Capone in Joliet, NOT the FBI..............maybe they should be taken more seriously. And deployed more aggressively? after all terrorism needs funding...........
And the IRS are the only tax authotity on earth to buy me beer and lunch :D .............next best has been coffee & biscuits from our Customs & Excise.............OH! and beer and sandwiches........from our VAT (sales tax) computer audit guys.
I am sure that they (Mr. Kerry & Mr. Bush) are both considering extending the role of the IRS :eek:
I wonder if Mrs Kerry knows what her husband is up to? :D
On a serious note, if the only criterion for chosing the leader of the most powerful nation on Earth is the number of bloopers they have/have not made, I really do worry.
Just my thoughts, good luck guys.............there are a lot of us rely on you
Now nihil you know "Delta Force" is a silly farce fabricated by the american media, a fairy tale concoction of various american warriors and the likes! ;)Quote:
Originally posted here by nihil
Hmmm?
I think that they are both saying the same thing here?
Mr. Bush is concerned about the activities of the form 1040? (long time since I did one) senders...........and Mr. Kerry obviously wishes to integrate them with Second Recon, 75th. Rangers, Delta Force and so on?
Haha, we have a new reality show over here called Growing Up Gotti. This is great "Who used my GEL?"Quote:
Originally posted here by nihil
All I can say is that the IRS put Capone in Joliet, NOT the FBI............
LOL! They have a whole book with all his blooper quotes and where he made them. I browsed through a friend's copy once. Two stick out in my mind:
"I'ts hard to put food on your family"
"They misunderestimated me"
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President (DUH)
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much! clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP (dang he's smart)
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery
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so who's perfect!?! well they say christ was but look what they did to him
THese are just single bloopers by different people... I bet Bush has made many, many more. I'm sure you've all heard the feces one.
thats hilarious neggo.
Although not as hilarious as my poster filled entirely with Bush bloopers such as that one.
You all say every politician makes bloopers such as that, but how many have enough to fill a 4 ft high by 2 ft wide poster of them!
"What does it mean when 25 percent of our children in Harlem have asthma because of hair pollution? We can do better. America can do better. And help is on the way." (John Kerry)
“Let's respect one another. And let's never misuse for political purposes the most precious document in American history, the Constitution of the United States.” (John Kerry)
"Mine -- Mine were greatest -- Mine were greatest generation parents....."(John Kerry)
We are here 282 years after right here in Boston we fought to establish the freedoms of America." (Rev. Al Sharpton)