Ok this has gone beyond a joke.....

....whoever nicked my TV remote just give it back now. I know one of you have it as i cant find the bleeding thing anywhere >.<

v_Ln

Oops, it was stuck in my asscrack. Here you go.

awwww man at least wipe it off first or something >.<

v_Ln

Wait are you sure it isn't one of these. I have four remotes sitting here that don't do anything. I mean i go all over the house clicking at random things and the only thing that happens is my neighbor starts screaming for some odd reason or another.

ummmm aden i think i may have found out why (NSFW) this what your neighbour has?

v_Ln

Good morning valhallen. I kidnapped your remote and want 20,000 U.S dollars for it. If the money isn't in the dumpster on Eerie Street by tommorow morning 7 A.M, I'm afaraid i have no choice but clicking it untill it dies.

you wouldn't - how about we settle 15,000 and some nude pics of Striek?

Ok 15,000 $ 3 need pictures of Striek and 2 pictures of albn's ass.

No more negotiation.

well i think the pics are of albn's ass - either that or its a very fuzzy jumper stretched over a space hopper

valhallen

I got the remote right here.Now here the deal give me all the nude pics of Striek and you can have it back :D

cdkj, baby, why did you **** me over, i said we can both look at the pictures, looks like you want them all for yourself.....

[mumble]selfish bitch...[/mumble]

sorry copyright your outta deal now!

tell ya what cdkj - gimmie the b=nakie pics of you and you can ahve the pics of striek and keep the soding remote!!!!

v_Ln

©opy®ight

But But i miss understood you :(


valhallen


Ok it's a deal ,but first give me Strieks then i'll give you mine :D

valhallen, don't do it, if you give me the pictures i'll give you videos of cdkj being undressed while sleeping ....:)

Oh no not the videos i through you destory them thats what you told me.


but i also have pics and videos of ©opy®ight taking a shower :)

I ate it.

Here you are. Don't leave it lying around again.

http://www.antionline.com/attachment...&postid=741405

Whcih one of these is yours ?

http://www.funny--pictures.com/pictu...ifferences.jpg

Hey, what happens when you tap the Blue button, while pressing the Menu and function buttons?
and are these Human teeth marks in the side ?
and the Turbo button? does it make the surviver contestants run faster?
and the SD slot on the back.. is this so you can also remote your PDA..

BTW.. Have you seen your PDA today?

Pokemon visit for 2:30pm...

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happy Bah Humbug