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1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favourite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Definitely 1,10, and 13...LOL !!! :D
I remember when my ex GF was having her PMS days when I was over there and well, i made her laugh by making a new meaning for PMS that isn't on your list:
Don't you wish you had a Vampire?
Kind of gross but it made her laugh.
gore... thats just NASTY! *shudders*
It all boils down to a lack of understanding ...........
The following is a list of the top ten things that men Actually DO understand about women ........
Top Ten things men understand about women
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foxyloxley i have made some corrections to your list.
Top Ten things men understand about women
1.They have boobies
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Duh they call it PMS cause mad cow disease was allready taken
hmmm my gf accuses me of having IMS (Irritable male syndrom) =/
Men should have an equivalent excuse for going off the deep end...something like...SDWS ( shitty day at work syndrome )...or...CILTHWDWYIAWIGFACS ( can I leave the house without dealing with your insecurities about where I'm going for a change syndrome ). :D
The Ladies of our house don't have a hope of PMS because I have WYLSTFUS.. as is known in our house..thats where I come home, listen to the whine for a minute or two and scream "Will You Lot Shut The F#$% UP"
Both Wife and Daughter get a few days each month where all they do is whine and I come home and they hit me with it.. I am pleased they are syncronised, I'd hate it to be for 2 straight weeks or alternate weeks.. Well at least I think its them
My ex used to suffer 3PMS or PPPMS.. that is Pre, Post, and Present.... it was dangerous....
the Syndromes Men Could Use:
BTBIOS _ Because the Bar is Open
BMMS - Blow My Mind (aka - NMHS = Need More Head) BMS is popular it was the name of a local Hardware supply store)
WSYDS - Work Sucks You Dont
LWS - Limp Willy Syndrome or Lonely Willy Syndrome - can be mixed to SWS- Solo Willy Syndrome
WWS - Weed Wacker Syndrome - just gotta hit the weed.. (a weed wacker is a local term for a line trimmer a garden tool for lawn edging - what else could weed refer :) )
PMS - n. A once a month catastrophe. See also: werewolf
- Xierox :D :D :D
I still like (can I leave the house without dealing with your insecurities about where I'm going for a change syndrome)
Been there have ya ! ;) me too, too many times...30 questions before you leave and 300 when you get back :eek:
Eg :D
Ahhhh but she lets you back! ;) So obviously the questions are merely intended to remind you that you're loved. When she's done tell her you love her too.Quote:
Like I tell Mr. meeeeeee ... no bitching as long as you're allowed back into my house.
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And yet you could always SHOW her you love her. Well, some of you can, anyone here knows I have an odd sense of humor, so I can get away with **** no other guy can. Like the Vampire joke and of course buying Mydol buy the case and going here relax.
Heh, girls would kill a guy for that but not me, I make it funny and they are like laughing about it. When my ex was having her time of the month, we didn't live together but I was still there at her house everyday waiting on her hand and foot because I know (Growing up with like 5 woman in the house you get used to what's OK and what's not) so when she was done I always got repaid nicely heh.
That and I can play Bass with my toung. Beat that ****ers ;)