Well... The rumors are true... I made the announcement in IRC earlier.
It's official... Sarah's Pregnant.
D0ppy version 3 is due in about 8 months.
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Well... The rumors are true... I made the announcement in IRC earlier.
It's official... Sarah's Pregnant.
D0ppy version 3 is due in about 8 months.
Congrats! :D
Well you don't seem to upset about it.
Of course you've still got to deal with Sarah's dad...
Let's hope you see more of this little one than the last one and things between you and Sarah stay on the up-and-up. Here's hoping all the best for you...
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And the /mnt/chick speaks volumes about your current situation
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Thanks. I've known she was pregnant for a while... It's hard to not notice the morning sickness... But we got the confirmation last night. She talked to her mother. Her mother was fine for a couple of hours... THen Her mother started drinking my Wild Turkey and crying...
Her dad just got home from work. He will probably learn about this in a few hours.
I don't plan on being here for that, lol.
I wish you the best, just remember babies don't come with intructions
Well thats a man for ya running away
THat's what IRC is for.
Remember last time?
Oh and i have o find out like this, can't even tell me in person that yo're cheating on me. oh this is great, this is original..
/me cries and runs away
Shut up, woman. Get yer ass back in teh kitchen.
/me bitch slaps ©opy®ight
Hey congrats and goodluck... u know when i was younger i thought i wanted 5 kids but after getting older and actually dealing with children 2 kids sounds more like it lol
Baby ain't yours, rubber broke, sorry.
Congrats man, what are you going to name him/her? Any ideas yet? How's the other one doing? Good luck
-Dan
maybe too personal ... but how old are you
Yes they do "drop this way" :DQuote:
Originally posted here by cdkj
I wish you the best, just remember babies don't come with intructions
Thanks MB, Sarah has already apparently decided on a name. I'm not sure what it is... Something to do with her grandfather.
I'm 22 and this is my second child. Sarah, is 19.
And as far as parenting goes, I am quite familiar with babies.
EDIT: Gore, go **** yourself you fat peice of ****.
22 & 19 and 2 kids already... don't you think it's a bit too soon, unless you are ritch, of course.
and why is the thread called "i'm pregnant" you are a guy, aren't you
Well... This is Sarah's first... And as far as money goes, my kids are taken care fo by my trust fund. I may be broke most of the time, but my kids get everything they need.
As for the I'm pregnant part... Men have it worse than women.
hmmm.... this popped up on MSN today.....
Raising your quarter-million dollar baby
http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/...5.asp?GT1=6537
Box of condoms $30, Birth Control $30 a month, Baby $250,000....
Edit: Forgot to add "You do the math"
is your family rich... (trust fund??)
Yes they do. Woman get an Epideral. ****ers.
I'm going down to see my mother next weekend, and tell her about this. I expect much yelling and screaming. But hopefully, I'll be able to bum some cash.
I have also created a Baby fund through PayPal
Hmmm... I'm thinking of broadcasting teh birth on d0ppy.com which isn't being used right now, and no, it's not pointed at goatse anymore, it actually goes to Unerror.com
Well as a fellow mother and professional wrestler I'd just like to say congrats.
Yeah right, Let me see you squeeze a watermelon through a lifesaver then you can say men have it worse :rolleyes:Quote:
As for the I'm pregnant part... Men have it worse than women.
Birth Control Just a snip is all it takes, Baby 0 :DQuote:
Box of condoms $30, Birth Control $30 a month, Baby $250,000....
Actually... Sarah slapped me last night when I used the phrase "popping out a pineapple."
I still have a hand print on my face. :/
And she's getting a cesarian. I don't know why.
LOL. Dude, you have no shame. You mentioned that you'd like to have a wireless abg card too and would use the donations for it.Quote:
I have also created a Baby fund through PayPal
Besides, you already have a baby fund that all of us who are employed contribute to, it's called social services.
:)
Other than being a total leach on the welfare system, I still think you are amusing especially with this internet panhandling idea of yours.
Who knows, you may get lucky like that one chick who turned up 25k from internet nerds who made contributions to her based on some sad sack BS story about her credit card debt.
:p
Hmm, a million of my posts got deleted. Ah well. At least I'm not sitting here asking people to pay me because I can't keep my pants on and secretly using it for a card. You called me a fat peice of ****, I think I'm going to quit my job just so I know I'M not helping pay for the kid as Horsey pointed out.
if i was that baby i'd abort myself.......
Why wait or talk about the what if? Go for it, Val.
I don't think you can drive a coat hangor at that age.Quote: