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These pint sized frogs aren’t for kissing. Their backs ooze a slimy neurotoxin that is meant to keep predators away. Each frog produces enough of the toxin to kill 10 humans.
Poison Dart Frog
Ahem!!!...why aren't we using these as ground troops? :D
I know this should be a more "fun" article ...but to me there is only one creature that can be number one on the top ten chart of most dangerous creatures...
MEN !! ... Only men have killed more men then any other creature alive .. proof...proof2 ...proof3
Sorry to ruin the mood , I'll probably be labeled a doomsdaydude but isn"t it the thruth though ??
... next time let's start a topic about the most cute animal or creature please :D
C.
The gold one is the most dangerous.
A few years ago the blue one was almost a pet for me but it was over $500.00.
Blue is my fav color heh.
The Piranhas I bought were cheaper and mine were worth quite a lot of money after about 3 months. Here in Michigan you can buy Rattlesnakes and Cobras as pets if you have a lisence.
Heh, tried buying a Scorpion when I was 12, but it was deadly and the pet shop guy would'nt get it out for me. I have training on how to hold and handle them.
The only thing I haven't actually handled or touched which is deadly, are Mambas. Ii've had Cobras within 3 inches of me, and other things.
Hi gore,
As a teenager I had an amazing Rainbow Boa Constrictor from Costa Rica...absolutely beautiful snake...alot smaller than the common Boa, 12-14 feet...a Rainbow Boa only grows to about 6 feet...
also had a Tarantula...don't remember what kind...do remember I got rid of it after a month or so...man, do they stink! :D Whew...what a stench! Everytime I took it out to clean the terrarium it stunk up the whole place!
Eg ;)
My snake was more purple...couldn't find a good picture...
http://www.repvet.co.za/snakes_care_columrnboa.htm
RepVet - Columbian Rainbow Boa (Epicrates cenchria maurus) Information & Care Sheet
http://www.unicornunchained.com/snak...nbow_care.htmlQuote:
Rainbow boas are so named because of the iridescent sheen imparted by microscopic ridges on their scales which act like prisms to refract light into rainbows. They can be found from Costa Rica through central South America in forests, woodlands, plains and swamps. They are primarily nocturnal creatures, sleeping during the day and prowling at night. Rainbow boas range from 4 to 7 feet in length and can live for 20 years in captivity.
Rainbow Boa Care Sheet
worlds most deadly creature.....any woman + pms - chocolate
i would rather kiss a black mamba than deal with one of them ;)
hear ye the words of valhallen!
Well there is an old saying amongst our military that the most dangerous thing on a battlefield is an officer with a map...........
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Or one with a plan!Quote:
the most dangerous thing on a battlefield is an officer with a map...........
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No1 any adult female of species(Just hunts, nothing is forbidden) :DQuote:
No2 Adolescent female of species( Hunts pack leaders credit cards, car keys, booze etc. Usually for personal use) :D
No3 Cub child female of species(in training, hunts pack leaders personal effects, as above, usually to hide or put down toilet, etc, etc.) :D
Hey gore come out here. Scorpions, Rattle Snakes, Mountain Lions, Bears, Democrats, fun place.
What's a democrat?. Having been part owner of a pet store, we really specialised in mostly food and accessories, and although we did'nt sell them, I can never remember anyone asking for democrat food. Must be a US species, can you get them as pets , or are they mainly found in the wild?Quote:
Originally posted here by RoadClosed
Hey gore come out here. Scorpions, Rattle Snakes, Mountain Lions, Bears, Democrats, fun place.
I think they are a product of wombat inbreeding. Wait a wombat mated with a muskrat and their offspring mated with a lemming. They band together in packs and come down into public light whenever they are raving mad with hunger. Democrat food consists of any of these items. Tofu, fish tacos as long as the shell is low fat low carb evironmentaly friendly dolphin free, 10 dollar lattes (coffee with milk), and all nuts and berries as long as they are not grown in the American midwest. Because those people are stupid hicks who can't farm. :D As long as you use the word evangelist or progressive in sentence structure they will not attack you in the wild and will feed on someone else. You can get them both as pets, look in a BMW dealer, or in the wild among the wood peckers.
Their cousin, the republican, can be found in bars named "Cousin ****er" and usual bait for these is oil, war, and money.
That's my boyQuote:
Originally posted here by gore
Their cousin, the republican, can be found in bars named "Cousin ****er" and usual bait for these is oil, war, and money.
you missed out the de-caff coffee ice cream :DQuote:
Democrat food consists of any of these items
Hell cousin ****ing isn't so bad. Republicans and Democrats hail from the same genus. *******ErectusRectumMaximus. So republicans do cousins in bars, democrats do it in the gym. Same deal. :D I told ya they are into the hick farm thing.
"Hey Billy Joe thars some oil on tha flar! Git it quick!" caught in the trap. I hear their skin sells for gold out west?
So where is the "Cousin ****er" bar. The entire state of Michigan outside detroit?
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really? I'll have to go see if that is at Safeway!Quote:
de-caff coffee ice cream
You folks have definitely mentioned some of the most dangerous creatures ever to roam this earth. However I do believe that there is one more Extremely Dangerous Beast that should be added to the Top Percent of the list. And that miserable, insidious creature, that reeks havoc wherever he turns up, is the American Tourist!
Their weapon of choice is the motor vehicle. If you encounter one of these deadly creatures on the road, quickly pull over and stop your car. Let them get miles ahead of you or they will try to kill you. Some of their common methods include: stopping in the middle of the highway when the speed limit is 55mph, having the right turn indicator on and turning left, crossing 2 lanes of traffic right in front of you so that they don’t miss their turn, not starting to move when the light is green, and not stopping for stop signs or red lights and narrowly missing you.
As with other very dangerous creatures, there are leaders of the pack. They are the most brutal and ferocious. The easiest way to recognize the most dangerous of the American Tourists is by their snow-white mane. If they are concealing it with dyes, wearing a hat, or you can’t otherwise identify them, look for the person that neither looks right or left, but straight ahead and who has a death grip on the steering wheel. It is also noted that some of them cannot even see over the steering wheel! Those are the most deadly of them all and avoid them at all costs!
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After trying to give my cat antibiotics this morning the most dangerous animal is a pedegree Dundee Ned Cat.
Felinus Tinkusbuckfastus
Little fecker has been digging the crap out the neighbours garden. He's so big it looks like an archiological dig.
The GF named this pet of Lucifer - Tootsie. I think that might be why he is pissed. That and getting his balls cut off.
Aww jeez oh. The wee soul. Hell mend ye. You probably forgot to wash it down with his favourite drink :DQuote:
Originally posted here by Aspman
After trying to give my cat antibiotics this morning the most dangerous animal is a pedegree Dundee Ned Cat.
Felinus Tinkusbuckfastus
American Tourists are pussy cats (pun). Unless in a minivan. Watch out for Japanese Tourists!
Dangerous?...a Mastiff in the hands of a 5 foot old lady...he was taking her for a walk....errrrrr...I should say drag :D
No links...saw it at the Park the other day when I took the girls there...too far away to offer help...eventually, the dog stopped and she was no worse for wear...
Moral...never have a dog bigger than you are! :D
http://www.mastiffweb.com/size.htm
MASTIFFWEB.com: The size of the English Mastiff
Eg ;)
Hey Aspman
From the looks of him Tootsie wants his belly tickled :D
I recognise the look on his little face, just like my Tigger's.....................my thumb has stopped bleeding now....................I forgot to put on the roofer's gauntlet :(
I haven't managed to train Tigger to help with the gardening yet................he dosen't want to know :D
Hi nihil,
I take it Tigger is camera shy :D and...killed all those fish swimming upside down :D
Eg ;)
Lol, I was going to comment on the fish. :D I need to dig up a pick of our great white hunter... Albus.
I think this is turning into the cat club.
Here is Tootsie's brother (by birth) in his natural habitat. He is called Tigger.
Not the most original name for a stripey cat :)
He had to go to the vet yesterday for his booster. The (very Irish) vet hadn't seen him before.
First words he said were, "Jesus feck thats a big cat". Tig is about 9Kg and a lot bigger than normal cats. The Gf couldn't affort to get her cats neutered early enough so they grew and grew.