http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/
heh heh... the worst part about this is that it's meant to be serious :|
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http://www.angelfire.com/rings/judy_patch/
heh heh... the worst part about this is that it's meant to be serious :|
contemplating contacting her to inform her of true meaning of CPU acronym.
judging by the archaic animated gifs, i pray this site is at least 10 yrs old.
Cant wait to read the intermediate and expert level guides! :p
You know i got that hd and that intel chip here somewhere. IT came from a pc that was around 12 years old. :D Very usefull
This can be taught as an Acadimic curriculum ..... I think the writer is going to change every single aspect in the computer .... damn bloody! .... and misty .... :D
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the C.P.U. (or 'motherboard' as it is more commonly known)
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A C.P.U.'s speed is measured by the amount of busses it has.
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There are three main types of chips, Celeron, Pentium and A.M.D. There are no distinct differences between the three, just different brands
jesus christ... Where did she get this information ?!?Quote:
Every Hard drive has a unique IP address.
to quote stewie:
"YOU SUCK!"
/edit/ I just sent her an e-mail asking her to either correct it, or remove it :)
When i read your quote's i thought you had to be kidding. I didn't read anything she wrote down there. But she really did write it. Found another one, apparantly you can steal someone ip :DQuote:
Originally posted here by dmorgan
jesus christ... Where did she get this information ?!?
to quote stewie:
"YOU SUCK!"
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Some hackers however, have found ways to steal peoples IP address by using special virusses called trojan horses.
Found a description of the writer too :
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looks quite complicated, but is in fact quite simple.
I just lost 1000 more brain cells just reading that, Thanks. Central Programming Unit Wow and all this time I thought it ment Central Proccessing Unit, and that a CPU is a Motherboard, not a chip that is seated on the MoBo. Holy molly give this kid a job at Microsoft. LOL
I think I will use that site for future laughs... Im really suprised that this kid was able to make this joke of a site.
To be honest i am suprised she even made this site. I think she just gave teh tekst and pictures to someone to have them made it for here. And they laughed, i can tell you that :D .Quote:
Originally posted here by Ghost_25inf
Im really suprised that this kid was able to make this joke of a site.
I don't think it is.Quote:
Originally posted here by Kthln01
judging by the archaic animated gifs, i pray this site is at least 10 yrs old.
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the standard amout of R.A.M. for todays home P.C.s is about 512 mgb of R.A.M.
10 years ago, I don't think 512 mb of RAM or an 80 gb hdd was even practical.. Unfortunately, I think this site is moderately recent.Quote:
Hard drives come in a range of sizes, but the standard for today is about 80 gb.
This page made me cry. My eyes hurt so bad from the colors and information :(
I would say you are correct cache
I particularly liked the bit about all hard drives have a unique IP address :D I assume she is talking about the MAC addy not 127.0.0.1 :p
Obviously hasn't heard of bootable linux distros where you don't even need a HDD :rolleyes:
Ack phtt!
Also note, she's not going to tell us how to steal someone's IP address in this issue. Maybe we'll have to wait for a future one to get that kind of good information from her......
...... WTF was she thinking....
I'm going to get back to publishing my Heart Surgery section of this week's Doctor's Journal.
Hey The_Captain
Don't forget to remind them: don't force it.....get a bigger hammerQuote:
I'm going to get back to publishing my Heart Surgery section of this week's Doctor's Journal.
:D :p :eek:
sad,just sad lol i have no words... i pray that someone will tell her to fix all that
I particularly love thethat doesn't even have a CPU in the board.Quote:
An image of a typical CPU unit
And she refers to FDD Disk Drives and HDD Disk Drives... what does she think the DD stands for?
No differences? Wow...Quote:
There are three main types of chips, Celeron, Pentium and A.M.D. There are no distinct differences between the three, just different brands
I really like the part about 700 miniature busses...
Guys have you considered that it maybe just a 8 y.o. kid
how about this one...
http://istanbul.tc/mahir/mahir/
that might explain it.Quote:
Guys have you considered that it maybe just a 8 y.o. kid
But even so, we have nine yr olds becoming certified microsoft professionals. :eek:
Ah man that mahir guy is wierd. He post his numbers on line. And check this:I think he is missing some chips in his head.Quote:
I like to take foto-camera (amimals , towns , nice nude models and peoples).
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updated links... !Big Problem.. CNET chose this page as one of the 10 best pages for the last 10 years..320000 hits in 24 hours..It is nice but I am running out of bandwidth !!.. It looks like I will be removing the images temporarily..Send me an e-mail if you can help in hosting the images.. I apologize for the inconvenience --- July 22nd 2005, Friday 15:10 EST
The guy is a phenomenon.Quote:
The e-mail address and the phone numbers had been modified due
to mahir cagri's request..Pictures will be back in a week
Wonder if there's a waiting list :pQuote:
Who is want to come TURKEY I can invitate .....
She can stay my home ........
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Who is want to come TURKEY I can invitate .....
She can stay my home ........
I am to CHICKEN to take up that invite:)
Hey, update on that site... Looks like someone with a bad ass MS paint program defaced it. Looks like they are trying to sell off her msn account and that website. Hm... make you wonder who it was ?
/edit/ yea, that majir (or whatever it is) dude is kind of a wierdo. Saw his site recently from Cnet's worst web fads (also included the nightmare inspiring hampster dance)
What a lame way to ruin a good joke,
whoever defaced the site is a bigger loser than judy patch.
Tryin to profit from her ignorance.... shame on him/her :spank:
Image of ram and hdd killed me. i'm going to try put mamory card into ram slot:)