If WWII had been fought by online gamers...

My apologies if this has already been posted but I did a search and didn't find it, so I figured I would share :)


if WWII was fought by online gamers
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*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
*poland has joined the game*
poland:HAY GUYS HOWZ IT GOIUNG DUDZ?
*poland has been eliminated*
poland:****!!!!11
poland:**** U ****ING SPAWN CAMPERS!!!
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: ****
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: Yeah, wtf is nukes?
Stalin: d00d, gimme some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: OMGWTFBBQ!!?
*T0J0 has been COMPLETELY OWNZORED*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*

You missed the part where america joined the war latter, not at the start...

eh, I didn't write it I just posted it.

But America was in the war early on, not officially but as a support for the British and Chinese. We had the Flying Tigers in China that were helping with their homeland defense and we had a ton of "advisors" in the UK that were helping out. We also provided a ton of supplies in a non official manner to the British.

Roosevelt knew the war was coming to America no matter what we did, see the Quarantine Speech from 37. Also don't forget the Neutrality Act of 37 with the Cash and Carry deal for England or the Lend Lease Act we had with England, France and Russia. Oh and don't forget all of the escort missions we were doing for British ships from Canada to Iceland.

Overall I think the original author of this was pretty spot on, especially on a humor front :) But it wasn't intended to be a history lesson.

with online gamers things would have been absolutely better ...

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Originally posted here by Lv4
eh, I didn't write it I just posted it.

But America was in the war early on, not officially but as a support for the British and Chinese. We had the Flying Tigers in China that were helping with their homeland defense and we had a ton of "advisors" in the UK that were helping out. We also provided a ton of supplies in a non official manner to the British.

Roosevelt knew the war was coming to America no matter what we did, see the Quarantine Speech from 37. Also don't forget the Neutrality Act of 37 with the Cash and Carry deal for England or the Lend Lease Act we had with England, France and Russia. Oh and don't forget all of the escort missions we were doing for British ships from Canada to Iceland.

Overall I think the original author of this was pretty spot on, especially on a humor front :) But it wasn't intended to be a history lesson.

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dont forget the 100's of thousands of soldiers who lost their lives before America publicly comitted to the war. Every family in Ulster lost a male relative (brother, father, etc) is there any state in America that can say the same?

I dont care that America came in late - they were on the other side of the world...why would they care. What I dont like is Americans attempting to make the world gratefull for their assistance which yes probably ended the war slightly (not a hell of alot) quicker than it would ahve without them. But which was in the measure of things pretty pathetic.

Its like someone going to buy a house and being 10pence short. So you give him the 10pence - do you spend the rest of your life pointing at the house and shouting to the guy "hey without me you couldn't have bought that" yes you made a contribution but you're also blowing it out of all proportion.

And if you want to go ahead and make the whole joke of "do you speak german? no? your welcome!" go for it - I'm Irish and I lived in America....i never once met an american - the only people I seemed to meet claimed to be irish ("yeah my great great great great great grandads, sisters, unkles, girlfriends, sisters, friends, fathers, brothers, wifes, grandmothers, dog was Irish - so Im Irish too!" type people) so my response as an Irishman has to be......




Do you have a culture and a heritage? You do!......you're welcome ;)

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dont forget the 100's of thousands of soldiers who lost their lives before America publicly comitted to the war. Every family in Ulster lost a male relative (brother, father, etc) is there any state in America that can say the same?

I dont care that America came in late - they were on the other side of the world...why would they care. What I dont like is Americans attempting to make the world gratefull for their assistance which yes probably ended the war slightly (not a hell of alot) quicker than it would ahve without them. But which was in the measure of things pretty pathetic.

Its like someone going to buy a house and being 10pence short. So you give him the 10pence - do you spend the rest of your life pointing at the house and shouting to the guy "hey without me you couldn't have bought that" yes you made a contribution but you're also blowing it out of all proportion.

And if you want to go ahead and make the whole joke of "do you speak german? no? your welcome!" go for it - I'm Irish and I lived in America....i never once met an american - the only people I seemed to meet claimed to be irish ("yeah my great great great great great grandads, sisters, unkles, girlfriends, sisters, friends, fathers, brothers, wifes, grandmothers, dog was Irish - so Im Irish too!" type people) so my response as an Irishman has to be......




Do you have a culture and a heritage? You do!......you're welcome

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VAL, I think u need some Counter-Strike :)

Hey Val,

I may be wrong; however, when an American says "Do you speak german? No. Your welcome," The're refering to France.

All in all very funny.

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*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows

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Its like someone going to buy a house and being 10pence short. So you give him the 10pence - do you spend the rest of your life pointing at the house and shouting to the guy "hey without me you couldn't have bought that" yes you made a contribution but you're also blowing it out of all proportion.

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Fine, but I want my 10pence back. :bigsmile:

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What about interest?


Here ya go anyway.

I thought the irish stayed nuetrual during the war because they still hated the british... so assuming this is true, what assistance did the irish provide?

the southern Irish claimed neutrality to show their independance from Britian - but even tho publicly they were neutral they still provided assistance.

Allied pilots who were downed in Southern Ireland were patched up and returned to carry on fighting. German pilots were detained and not released until the war had ended. Also during the blitz on northern ireland the south also sent additional fire crews, trucks and equipment to help.

were as the north as part of the UK fought in the war - and as I mentioned in my first post it was 'Ulster' (the Northern Part of Ireland) in which every fmaily lost 1 male relative.

If you are interested in just how much of a part was played by Ulster soldiers in the war maybe you should read up on the battle of the somme

http://users.tibus.com/the-great-war/sommewww.htm

I am not taking one side or another here because a lot of good lives were lost on all sides... Family's, friends.. but here are some death counts

http://www.secondworldwar.co.uk/casualty.html

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Originally posted here by valhallen
dont forget the 100's of thousands of soldiers who lost their lives before America publicly comitted to the war. Every family in Ulster lost a male relative (brother, father, etc) is there any state in America that can say the same?

I dont care that America came in late - they were on the other side of the world...why would they care. What I dont like is Americans attempting to make the world gratefull for their assistance which yes probably ended the war slightly (not a hell of alot) quicker than it would ahve without them. But which was in the measure of things pretty pathetic.

Its like someone going to buy a house and being 10pence short. So you give him the 10pence - do you spend the rest of your life pointing at the house and shouting to the guy "hey without me you couldn't have bought that" yes you made a contribution but you're also blowing it out of all proportion.

And if you want to go ahead and make the whole joke of "do you speak german? no? your welcome!" go for it - I'm Irish and I lived in America....i never once met an american - the only people I seemed to meet claimed to be irish ("yeah my great great great great great grandads, sisters, unkles, girlfriends, sisters, friends, fathers, brothers, wifes, grandmothers, dog was Irish - so Im Irish too!" type people) so my response as an Irishman has to be......




Do you have a culture and a heritage? You do!......you're welcome ;)

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err was that directed at me?

I pointed out that America was commited to helping her Allies well before we declared war on Germany. I never once said anything about the world being grateful to me, or America, because we came to help our friends and bretheren in need. I was attempting to show that America did indeed help her European cousins out BEFORE we declared war. I did /not/ once say they owed us something for it, nor did I even allude to that.

I'm of Irish (and English) descent, but I am most certainly American... so there, you have met one now.

So what was the point of your rant? I posted a funny, at least to me, IRC type chat about WWII and online gamers. I get pinged for it not being "historically" accurate... this /is/ the Tech Humor section is it not... and now I get grief about ugly Americans? yeesh.

I try to share humor and I get grief, go figure.