small cars = food

This made me smile

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4155674.stm

Maybe we do all need to drive big ol' Yank tanks to stay safe.

How small was the car??
:D

you can still get four adults in ..............
but packed like that they look like a BIG tin of 'Spam' :D

mmmmmm spam

Random Smart Car pic with loonatic owners for scale.

A knight was walking in the African Jungle when two lions spot him. One lion then tells the other: "Oh, no... Not canned food again..." :D

We can now retell that story with Smarts. Real smart. :D

A Smart was driving through the African savannah (Since there's almost no jungle left there) when two lions spot him. One lion then tells the other: "Oh, no... Not canned food again..." :D

Or maybe the lionesses were tired of "one male in the pack "or better yet "Meals on wheels"

I've once seen a documentary about lions and how a large pride of lions brought down a young elephant. Amazing images, but it took them hours before they finally could start with their dinner. These cats are so small compared to that elephant yet they were brave enough to just continue to attack it, to exhaust it and to just try and find a weak spot. Amazing what lions can do when they cooperate together.

Also seen a video once of a tiger against a crocodile. The croc was dumb enough to walk on land and the tiger attacked him there. The tiger won, btw, but again this was a pretty fierce battle.

We tend to forget it sometimes but our housecats are related to these powerful cats. So don't forget to feed your cat! You never know if the cat wants you for dinner if you forget to feed it. :D

Found this warning about lions :

Nice one, fox... :D

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We advise outdoorsmen to wear little noisy bells

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Big lion **** has bells in it

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I suddenly realise where those bells come from... :D

This is why people out there need to drive Suburbans

:-D lol

do those smart cars have the acceleration power to outrun a lion? lol

Note to self: new project - teach lions to use tin opener.

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do those smart cars have the acceleration power to outrun a lion

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God no, I got stuck behind one the other day. Couldn't outrun my Gran on her zimmer frame.

I've heard that those smart cars are very popular with the ladyfolk...and since there aren't any lions in Canada,I would feel quite safe.

Unless the bears take an interest in them, though they seem to be quite content with hikers at the moment.

I think a bear would prefer chasing a Smart over chasing a hiker. Those hikers are so much faster than smarts anyway. (Especially when there's a bear going after them.)