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Sorry... just helping the search engines.
First there was the ever-popular Death "When am I going to die?" Clock
Then, some "Harvard" geeks assumed that other geeks would spend 5 minutes filling out details about their lifes, just so they could see a different date than the Death Clock gave them: http://www.okcupid.com/death
Screw that! http://www.thedeathpsychic.com is the only one that deserves the lable "reliable scientific supportive evidence"!
the_JinX
December 1979 - October 2057
(age 78) heart attack
I was born in dec of 84' and i will "die" in 2058 if im normal and if i stay happy all the time i will die in 2077 or so it tells me lol.
the other test said i was gonna die of a heart attack at 71 which is BELOW the average of 72 :(
btw on the other test i got killed by a disgrusted shop employee who put a razor blade in my sandwich and i choked on it.
Dang... you guys must have tried the first two links. Do the last one, screwer-uppers!
I boldedededed it, but to no avail, I guess... I'll try to isolate it now to trigger click behavior...
CLICK ME >>>>>>>>>> http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/ <<<<<<<<< Y'ALL
heh heh heh........Not likely but what the hell.....its better than some.Quote:
A large icicle falls from above your head, impaling you.
edit> using my middle name, I got this~~Quote:
While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.
:D [pong][shadow][gloworange][glowpurple]CLICK ME[/glowpurple][/gloworange][/shadow][/pong] :D
edit >> heh i broke it :)
In FF its a huge blank link - and in IE you can see the text but its not a link - lol
sweeeet, guess this gives me a reason to go play some miniature golf ;)Quote:
You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter.
Dang... lucky...
well..
And I did use the right link :pQuote:
A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork.
Eg ;)
Dang! Wanna trade, Eg? :(
Is this good or bad :DQuote:
After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset.
and as foxyloxley :
Good enough reason to go bald :pQuote:
During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.
but definately NOT getting it shaved :D
Dang ... And I was planning to fly to Barcelona in februari ... mmmmhQuote:
A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).
... might consider the bus now :D
But this one (with the name cemetric) is nothing to look forward to ... nasty :
w00t ... I like my head :rolleyes:Quote:
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode.
C.
"While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries."
Damn, I knew that was going to be my downfall. In the words of brodie from mall rats 'That kids back on the excellerator AGAIN!'
Apparently I am already dead?
This does not pose too much of a problem other than that ever since I installed Windows 2000 SP4 my Psychic Medium 4.29 software has been playing up.
Hello? Hello?.......................is there anybody there?
:eek: :p :D
STOP IT ...Quote:
Apparently I am already dead?
I see dead people !!
:D
C.
You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)
Well that serves me right for my clean living :rofl:
As Spyrus
Quote:
After a long night at the bar, you stop to get gas on your way home. As you're filling the tank, your drunk friend in the passenger seat throws a lit cigarette out the window, sparking a massive fire which engulfs both you and the car. You're quickly turned into a human charcoal briquette.
and as me:
Quote:
While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face
Either way i think I should stay away from cars ;)
Well, I had to try my nick name here also.Now that one is as fictitious as my nick name as I don't ride those things anymore.Quote:
While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below.
Hmmm..................better try the others?
Now I did like the one regarding playing with the defective M-80.............but once you have graduated to 105mm field batteries?
This I liked:-
BUT:Quote:
You have 11984.3 days left on this earth.
Which would be 102,465.76 posts to go..........................any chance of a buffer overflow or at least a DoS attack?...........................Quote:
[ 8.55 posts per day ]
:eek: :p :D
Your link says I'll die to hydroflouric acid being accidentally spilled on my face. It doesn't specify an age.
The other two both agree I'll live to the ripe old age of 78, and die by a heart attack. I find this very innacurate as I already suffer from heart disease and am being medicated for it, so if the heart attack is coming to kill me, it'll happen soon, not later.
So I opt for the hydroflouric acid solution - it's more likely. The prob is it didn't specify when, so...I'll stay away from that particular chemical :P :D
OK so that was made up by me, but it's funny. Man I'm sore. Misfits last night, I'm fat, Shattered Ankle, and I just had to walk for and hour and 35 minutes to the store for smoke.Quote:
Gore : 1982 - 2008 : Another Republican President gets elected. This time from Florida.
Gore, smoking kills :) course i cant talk cuz i do smoke hookah you know the flavored tabacco. It tastes good but im sure its just as bad for you. I dont do it all the time but i know i need to quit.
nice!
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Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat.
Apparently I'm going to get beaten to death by a street urchin with an "unimaginative" cane!
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