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My brothers and sisters. Hear the word, I have seen the light. I HAVE SEEN IT!!!
I have been subverted by the greed of my cold heart and in passing have found the truth. The gospel of life and love. Will you join me on this life long quest of ordainment. Can I get a halejuah. The Saints go a marching, I said the SAINT GO MARCHING - blessed be thee!
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Hallelujah :drink: oh and by the way...that light!!..it's the train.........move it...... :p
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Water is the essence of life, but when water is combined with grains, hops and yeast, the outcome is glorious beer. So too shall be the product of your union. It is an unselfish union between beer’s basic ingredients that makes the finished product truly magical. It is an unselfish union of beer’s ingredients that makes beer truly magnificent. So too will be your marriage. Love is the water of your beer. Trust is the grain that will give your marriage its character and strength. Passion, like hops, will add fragrance and spice to your life together. Your commitment to one another is the yeast that acts as the catalyst to make this glorious union—this metaphysical wonder—possible.
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Can I get a halejuah
now THAT'S a church
CH _ _ CH ----------- what's missing from here UR :D
I'm gonna be Da Pope
and there's gonna be some changes
I suppose it's better then the Jedi Church:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1589133.stm
Rodaclosed you have brought me to salvation...I see the light brother can I get an amen(and perhaps another pint?)
Beer Prayer:
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager.
For ever and ever.
Barmen.
bballad, ahmen abi. Another pint thy bringest upon you.
//EDIT
Aspman, thou spillage is forgiven. Go now my bother before the pope (foxy) finds thy spoilage.
OK this is entirely too much fun
RoadClosed
Amen
You seem to be a natural at this form of prayer, when's the next "round" of baptismals of "holy water", my funnel (stein) waiteth....(bring munchies)... :p
Thy munchies cometh.
And so do mine, which is a suprise. I have forsaken thy evils of, Blow.Quote:
Be dammed thy toilet water, that is known as Bud. Behold!! a cub of runnith overing with thy darkest of brews. Guinness, be thy drink.
Which mine God has forseen to enable, the, "Flush me through" of mine body. (nasty pics available of Jinxy, crapping his self).
Hail stella full of grace,
the Spirit's are with thee,
Blessed are the fuits of thy brewing process......................
The Pope of the Pub : Al Murray -http://www.thepublandlord.com/
All hail the ale!
OMG that site is the ****. I have a pub website but it is preschool compared to that dude. All hail the Pub Land Lord, bow before his greatness. Succumb to his power of innovation.