50 Things Females cannot do.

1. Know anything about a car, other than its colour
2. Understand a plot
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. Build a shed
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read a map
10. Rob a bank
11. Resist IKEA
12. Sit still
13. Tell a joke
14. Play pool
15. Pay for dinner
16. Sleep without wearing underpants
17. Piss out a train window
18. Argue without shouting
19. Get told off without crying
20. Get ready in 5 minutes
21. Walk past a shoe shop
22. Let their body hair flourish
23. Not comment on a stranger's clothes
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
25. Let you sleep off a hangover
26. Be happy with their bodies
27. Get in a round
28. Throw a punch
29. Do magic
30. Like your friends
31. Enjoy porn
32. Be on time
33. Get to the point
34. Buy plain envelopes
35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. Go shopping without phoning 20 friends
38. Dive into a pool
39. Assemble furniture
40. Form a rock group
41. Set a video recorder
42. Not try and change you
43. Watch a war film
44. Understand why flirting results in violence
45. Spend a day by themselves
46. Go to the toilet by themselves
47. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
48. Choose a video quickly
49. Get drunk gracefully
50. Avoid credit card debt

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Lol! I thuroughly enjoyed that list! The great thing about gender cliches is that usually they're very spot-on.

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Originally posted here by .:front2back:.
22. Let their body hair flourish

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..and thank the heavans for that--or societal scrutiny; whichever!

there's nothing wrong with that european look. ;)

pfft.......

I would kick your butt in 8 ball

while drinking you under the table..and buying the next round..and telling a good joke

I dont text message

MVP for 5 years...2nd base....because of repeated double plays...and my solid throw to first

and I am AOs resident witch......so magic is innate

I didnt buy the honda accord V6 because the salesman said"what do you need a car like that for" so I went to Toyota and got the v6 camry......why.....because of the engine....and all the options


I have no problem parking my sweeties Dodge Ram..

.....and can read a map....and fold it


I pee off the boat...havent tried a train yet

and have paid for dinner many a time

I sleep in my birthday suit...and while in bed can give the best dutch oven when required.....while reading and comprehending my latest novel

never robbed a bank ...or built a shed....dont have an ikea here...and I hate shopping..dont use a purse...only for fancy doos

My ex loved me hairy

I like watching porn with my sweetie...gives me all kinds of ideas

i have been told I am a bitch...I get right to the point.......dont need to shout

I like my friends..time to myself...diving into the lake.....and smacking someone when required..

I am a stickler for being on time...and can get ready faster then my honey

what other kind of envelopes are there

cold...at my age..the warm flashes...I welcome the cold

I read instructions well...and can assemble a computer...is that furniture??

I can install networks and servers......so video machines are a cinch

Played in a rock band for ten years....moving and setting up gear

I love war films...enemy at the gates is one of my favs

Dont have time to change other people.....if I dont like you...youll know

Dont need anyone to help me with the washroom thing...and why the hell would you hang out in one?

:D

MLF

If I forgot some...I am distracted...trying to watch the fricken hockey game :cool:

Thank God MF. I didn't have the patience to list one by one how stupid that list is, but you've done a fantastic job. :)

My husband uses at least twice as much toilet paper as I do. I swear I think he makes paper hats and boats out of it while he's in there.

oO. Sounds like someone got hit alittle close to home, lol. I jest, I jest! Come now ladies, it's all in good fun. No need to beat the war drum.

LOL debs.....hats...boats...hahahahhaha....

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oO. Sounds like someone got hit alittle close to home, lol. I jest, I jest! Come now ladies, it's all in good fun. No need to beat the war drum.

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Its all in jest evil moo ;)

MLF

I think I am going to try and sink one of these so called boats next time I get the chance ;)

Haha, pretty good list and I'm definitely glad that my woman doesn't meet a good portion of those. She can't walk past a shoe store, but one of her pet peeves is watching other women have to be escorted to the bathroom with at least one other friend in tow.

"Why the hell would you need company in a BATHROOM STALL? I don't want some so-called friend watching me go to the bathroom or be able to see how my landing strip looks!"

When she commented on that, I about died from the audacity, haha!

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I think I am going to try and sink one of these so called boats next time I get the chance ;)

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I assume that's what hubby is doing - making targets. ;)

The moral is, dont go water skiing with MorganLefay.

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oO. Sounds like someone got hit alittle close to home, lol. I jest, I jest! Come now ladies, it's all in good fun. No need to beat the war drum.

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I guess i just wanted to get a reaction..

and i got the one i was fishing for. ;) :D