Omg

<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH

<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.

* YuFFie ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Owned.)

* YuFFie ([email protected]) has joined #

<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

see you've been checking out http://www.bash.org/

I have been for almost 4 years.



EDIT:


Apparently people think I'm funny:


#205321 +(197)- [X]

<Fuzzi> I've never seen more stars in Ozzfest before.
<GoRe> Stars? I've seen bigger stars when I accidently sat on my nuts.

#105249 +(241)- [X]

<gore> man
<gore> i wouldnt be caught dead with a necropheliac

#17989 +(350)- [X]

<GoreGasm> i'm sure i could beet you up, and i would
<th0m> *laying on sidewalk covered in beets*

<Frostfyre> Alright. 5 reasons why I'm convinced that my penis runs Linux.
<Frostfyre> 1. I can create child processes
<Frostfyre> 2. I can handle multiple users on any platform at once.
<Frostfyre> 3. I'm VERY user friendly.
<Frostfyre> 4. I have incredible uptime.
<Frostfyre> and 5. When my system load gets too heavy, I end up dumping my core and the system shuts down.

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#487298 +(1507)- [X]

-!- Spudnewt [[email protected]] has
joined #nanog
<Spudnewt> These trolls interrupting my flow. These niggas
don't respek us with a +o. They gotta color spam and fake
invite, bombing with asciis in yellow on white. ****
yeah. it's bright, you 12 year old kiddie. You ain't got
pubes and you ain't seen titty. I'll jupe your chans and
ban your ass. Don't message me with plz unban, your chance
has passed! Other opers crappin up our relay net.
<Spudnewt> Why haven't you delinked your 386 yet? ircd needs xeons and
dual cpus. When it comes to irc hardware, you can't be a
jew. ****, nobody knows the trouble I've seen. On invites
for websites with naked teens. Begs for ops and packet
attacks. **** from users who use vi, not emacs. Another
long day of patrolling the IRC. Eating my doritos, and
having a jerk, I chat with TheWalrus and #nanog faggots.
<Spudnewt> All this niggas do is complain "the lag it's-- bad, chat
is slow, and we're getting harassed." ****, trolls, this
k-line is your last. Once more and it's "G" and you're
gone for good. Banned from the internet chatting
neighbourhood. It's lonely at the top. Just me and
CHANFIX. Day in and day out. Banning trolls with my linux.
We give safe harbor to chatters world wide.
<Spudnewt> From pedophiles to hacker thieves. Yeah, I won't lie: IRC
is a cesspool of e-misfits. EazyCheezes and bagel-cutters
like that nigga BitS. But at least we're the best.
Disagree and you're gone. BRB, mom just told me gotta mow
the lawn.
-!- Spudnewt [[email protected]] has left
#nanog []
-!- mode/#nanog [+b spudnewt!*@*] by nar
<Darkcyde> someone give that guy a record deal

#106579 +(789)- [X]

Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix.

<SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!

<novell> /msg atnt haha. idiot.

<novell> whoops. was that out loud?

<atnt> rotfl

<ibm> lol

<SCO> why r u laffin at me?

<novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.

<SCO> wtf?

<SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.

<red_hat> haha, your linux sucks.

<novell> lol

<atnt> lol

<ibm> lol

<SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!

<ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE

<SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM.

<SCO> can we do linux with you?

<SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher...

<ibm> *cough*

<SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.

* SuSE is now SuSE[UL]

* SCO is now caldera[UL]

<turbolinux> can we play?

<conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too.

<ibm> sure!

* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]

* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]

<ibm> redhat: you should join!

<SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.

<red_hat> haha. no.

<red_hat> lamers.

<ibm> what about you debian?

<debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.

<caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux!

<turbolinux[UL]> i got owned.

<caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame.

* caldera[UL] is now known as SCO

<SCO> i'm going back to unix.

<SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me?

<SCO> haha. no. lamer.

<novell> lol

<ibm> snap!

<SGI> :~(

<SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm.

<ibm> wtf?

<SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.

<red_hat> lol

<SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen

<ibm> lol

<SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.

<ibm> go ahead. baby.

<SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?

<ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.

<novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.

<SCO> wtf? we bought it from u.

<novell> whoops. our bad.

<SCO> i own u. haha

<SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now!

<ibm> whatever. lamer.

* ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*

* SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)

since this has turned into all things Bash, I'll add this of our own people:

<the_JinX> Now, Play Russian Roulette In Bash, Just Run This Line:
<the_JinX> [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "You live"
<psychosquee[]> the_JinX: What are the odds?
<the_JinX> 1 in 6 chance of removing your linux
* psychosquee[] has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<^sWift> haha

this is for the ancient members:


Louie[laptop]> i read an article
<Louie[laptop]> on a dude that sold 486's
<Louie[laptop]> and passed them off as p2's
<Louie[laptop]> and ****
<err-afk> haha
<Louie[laptop]> and it took a while for people to catch on
<Louie[laptop]> stoopid people
<cheesegoduk> lol how could people not notice that they could only run windows 3.1 on them
THEJRC[work]> naah you can get 98 and 2k to run on a 486
<THEJRC[work]> just runs like christopher reeves

I miss those IRC chats! :D

Got a couple more old timers:

#146656 +(865)- [X]

<Errata> f y cn rd ths y cn gt gd jb n cmptr prgrmng

#62132 +(34)- [X]

souleman: doesn't everyone have a rag they use for cleaning up after they make a mess?
Negative: I don't ;)
Negative: I never make a mess
souleman: haha
souleman: you don't get off?
Negative: I just open my mouth and aim ;)

#101490 +(383)- [X]

<rioter> i heard a car accident last night
<rioter> and laughed
<rioter> then my mum knocked on my door and was like your sister had car acident out side your door and you didnt come out
<rioter> and i laughed even harder

#45440 +(24)- [X]

<rioter> cd location of file
<rioter> rpm -Uvh full file name.rpm
<_Larez-> DAAAAAAAAAAAMMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
<_Larez-> didint worked
<rioter> ...
<_Larez-> I didint put in the files name
<_Larez-> just pasted what you typed

Wow those must be pretty old. I haven't seen Souleman in a LONG time. Not sure if he's even in Michigan anymore.

I really should dig through some of the ones I've had laying around... Most were before I knew what bash.org was.

Yeah, they're probably 3-4 years old. I know there are more, I just can't think of them now...

My best friend even got on lol:


#9335 +(598)- [X]

<go_die> brena how do you feel about jewish people
<Brena> what kind of question is that?
<go_die> im just making conversation
<go_die> why are you getting all defensive, hitler

I know I'm bumping this thread from the ages, but I ran across this and felt the need to post it for those who remember and for those who don't:

Quote:

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<Louie[laptop]> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=2078843925
<err-afk> Louie
<err-afk> dont ebay anymore
<Louie[laptop]> why not
<Louie[laptop]> i am gonna buy some xeon workstations
<err-afk> some guy got arrested
<Louie[laptop]> why
<err-afk> for a big ebay scam
<Louie[laptop]> oh i dont participate in ebay scams
<cheesegoduk> yeah its only happened once

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