Hi my name is Mike and im an alcoholic

Hi my name is Mike and im an alcoholic.
Im only messing, I dont have a drink problem (I have some in my wardrobe)

Im 27, dark hair, good looking, a sagitarious and I got lost on the way to the dating forum.


Im also big into computers, website and graphics design and getting myself in and out of trouble.
I guess you could call me a Grey Hat but I prefer the term Charming Rogue.

I run a new forum http://darksat.x47.net where im plotting to take over the world.
Feel free to drop by any time.
Mike


Name:Mike
Tag Darksat
Location:\Root
Interests:Website Design, S.E.O, Programming, IT security, Art, Graphics, ELENIT, Krav Maga, watersports, extereme sports, Sex, Drugs & Rock n Roll

Hi Mike, and welcome to AO.

I suffer from "alcoholic constipation": I cannot pass a pub :p:D:drink:

Sounds like a profile for Myspace.

Hi my name is Mike and I am a crack addict.
Im only messing with you, I do have a drug problem ;)

Im 26, short brown hair, blue eyes, 5'8 165 pounds musclar and good looking, and a scorpio and I got lost on the way to antionline.com

Im also big into Clubbing, computer hacking, programming, running, surfing (when the waters warm), weightlifting, kickboxing, grappling, jiu-jitsu, partying and getting drunk sometimes, oh **** I forgot, getting tattooed and beating the living **** out of dudes. and of course myspace(help me its an addiction.)

Me and the myspace haters are trying to take over the whole world through myspace. lol anyways, heres mine www.myspace.com/hax0r_26

PS Let me know how the whole take over the world thing goes through that forum. ;)

Well stage 1 is complete. ;)

thanks for the welcome.

So what's stage 2? We don't allow lap dances, just a FYI :)

This is probably the most amusing Roll Call thread i've read in a loooong time.

And welcome aboard Mike. You should fit in perfectly here. :drink:

I'm dying to find out what stage 2 is. Sounds ominous.

Does it involve orange spray paint, a goat and handcuffs?

Nah, Aardpsymon,

It requires the ubiquitous black plastic refuse (trash) bag and the mandatory tangerine (possibly with Leonard Cohen's "Susanne" playing in the background?).

Errrr...............for those who are confused, well so am I............ some British politicians chose strange ways to leave this mortal realm, and must have some very interesting habits/hobbies?

It was a big scandal over here a few years back when this British politician was found dead............ and the "circumstances" in which he was found ;)

:D

JPnyc................... glad to hear about the pole dancing.......... my back has been playing up since I planted those late summer/fall bulbs/corms/tubers.:p

yes, but we all celebrated. one less of them.

We're an equal opportunity nation, Nih. Poles can dance here, just the same as anyone else.

Hmmm,

Could I borrow your Desert Eagle?............. I presume that this is the tenderfoot dance?................ actually, that is more fun with an Ithaca #37 "Deerslayer" and some Remington #00 Buck supermagnums?..... but you come from NYC so you deal with traffic/parking wardens your own way ;)

Hey, Aard~ do you remember any of the details on that scandal............ I guess it must be around 15 years ago?

:D

Meh. Stage 2 is where the dancers from Stage 1 go at the start of the next set - but only if there's enough Johns in the club to tip her for her time.

naw, 15 years ago I had no time for politics. I do seem to recall that I thought Tony Blair was a stand up comedian of some kind.

Well, in truth I STILL have no time for politics. My view is that politicians promise the world and deliver crap, while skimming large amounts of money into their back pockets. Equally, I believe that public opinion is useless. "Spend more money on health care! but don't take it away from anything else or increase taxes!"

Tony better have some great material, with that deadpan delivery of his.

Hi, my name is John and I suffer from redundancy syndrome.
Just messing, I suffer from redundancy syndrome.

I'm 32, long orange hair, big pointy ears, 3'-2, 80 lbs. I recently robbed an underwear store and got caught.

Was trying to find a beastiality site and found AO. I guess you can call me an Asshat but, I prefer the term Ass Clown.

I have no forum. My balls itch. Stage 2 complete. :eek:




**Just busting your chops Darksat, welcome to AO :D

hi mike

Hi my name is RC and im an alcoholic.

No I am not kidding I love to drink. Wine, Beer ... a nice martini. We've all been friends a long time. I don't smoke, much. But once in a while the urge arises to take a toke of a cigar or something richer. They have recently outlawed smoking here where eye (I) correlate. It's nice but fascist. Makes me wonder if I could succumb to the ideals or delivery of fascist product. Packaged to apeal massive indulgence of personal power.

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