self sending emails

Hi,

This may sound like an unusual request, nevertheless
I shall continue. I've been promoting a website for a
number of years now and unfortunately I'm not
receiving nearly enough visitors. I understand it is
possible to create a self
sending email (one which when sent -and
following the opening of the attatchment, seeks a
recipients contact list and sends the same-specific
email message to
all of these contacts and so on exponentially) - also
known as an mm virus( without the destruction).
Are you aware of the necessary steps taken to program
such a resource or are you aware of any weblinks I
may utilize to address this problem. I hope you are
able
to find the time to answer this salient request

Nope

MLF

If you were to get your hands on such a thing it would net you the wrong kind of attention.

It has netted my attention:lildevil:

I do love spammers, but I really have serious issues with which sauce to put on the mushrooms.

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I hope you are
able
to find the time to answer this salient request

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Strange layout? and an even stranger use of English?

There comes a time when rabid, fascist, global supermoderators need to feed............. that time has arrived, and I fancy spam fritters:jester:

So you want us to create you a virus so you can spam the world with your crap site?

Shouldn't this be in humor? It's the funniest thing I've seen in years :D

Hey, SirDice you are up bright and early :D

You know that we don't publish e-mail addresses on the forum because of spambots? well:

[email protected]

might just be one exception?................ OK the Admins might well pull that , but I have the IP address.............. it is in the UK............ and I am "not best pleased" :lildevil:

Time to do something positive I think?:halo:

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Originally Posted by nihil

Hey, SirDice you are up bright and early :D

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Just woke up, sipping my coffee and browse AO
To be honest, I was kinda late getting up.. Didn't stop me from having my morning coffee though ;)

SD~

Try a brandy with it :drink:

Something that I discovered in Spain ;)

Does sound nice but I'd rather not...
Not in my morning coffee at least..

I drink enough as it is :rolleyes: :drink:

Little known fact that AO also stands for Alcoholics...um...Ononymous. :D

[Sarcasm] Its so much fun cleaning up 1000's and 1000's of messages in an SMTP server from Spammers/Viruses etc... [/Sarcasm]

I don't think those were valid vB tags... :-\