warning this joke is politically incorrect.

Just to let you know this is not exactly a politically correct joke. It may offend so if you take offence easily dont open the image. Of course i might be just saying that to get every one to open the image ....... but i'm not. I had to zip the jpeg to attach it.

An irish man, english man and a scotts man are arguing about who has the best local (bar). The scott turns a round and sayes my local is the best. when you walk in eveyone says hello and the first pint is free.
The english guy says thats nothing in my local everyone says hello and the first 2 pints are on the house.
The irish guy laughs and says in my local the first 4 pints are free and you get a free screw in the back room.
the other 2 look at him "you mean you get 4 pints free and a screw. And that happened to you."
"well not me personnaly" answered the irish guy " but my sister gets it all the time".

:rofl:

I shall be distributing to Clare and Waterford..........and Alabama (yeah, one of my brothers-in-law jumped the fence:D)

Nice!

Pfft, the best bars depending on location, all around, are in Germany. A big 1 liter glass (A Stein) and the best beer in the whole world.. What country can compete with that?

Here in Michigan, most of us are a lot like my family; German and Irish. So the bars here aren't like other bars. We have REAL beer. And we also know what Cognac is. And you'll rarely see anyone order the sheep's piss they make in Milwaukee or whatever that urine factory is located in.

Hacker-Pschorr Weiz ! Best Beer ever made :) (Warsteiner comes in close though, and be sure to try the Dunkel ((Dark)) if you like those).

And so there isn't any confusion, yes, I'm in a very playful mood right now. I don't like crap beer however, so I stay away from Brittish and non Michigan non German non Irish Beer.

Though there is some VERY good French beer too that I had. (Good ol Blanc and Noir Biere!) and of course, so Neg doesn't hang me, Belgian White Beer is also good :)

And of course my two fav Liquors, Cognac and Jaeger Meister (or as we call it, German tummy ache remedy hehe...) :)

Back on topic, even though I think beer / bars was the topic, good joke!

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What country can compete with that?

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The United Kingdom................ you see we have laws that say you have to fill the container with beer, not shaving foam :cool:

German beer is knat's p1$$................... the best stuff comes from Belgium........ then try Eastern Europe :drink:

And if you know what you are doing, you can get excellent beer in the UK. Mind you, this requires tears of research and a continuous quality assurance regimen.

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Like Boddington ? ;)

I got to try some of that Belgian beer that some monks have been making since ... well along time ago, on draft. It was pretty expensive compared to my normal. It was okay. Good flavored, clean finish, but a bit sweeter than I like. I guess I am an unimaginitive type, about the only thing I drink at my favorite pub is Guinness or Murphy's Stout. All on draft of course. It just seems to be the way God intended beer to taste. I think the best packaged beer I ever tasted was Shiner Bock. Bottled in a german style brewery in Texas. If you ever get to Cincinnati area, you have to try the Hofbrauhaus in Newport Kentucky. It is a sister to the one in Munich. All beer is made on premises and none leaves the premises.

So you basically like Guinness, Belgian, and German? Good taste !! That's pretty much describes what I like :)

I doubt I would drink any more of the belgian, like I said, a bit sweet for my taste not too mention a little expensive for me. I will always drink the Irish stouts on draft before the others, but when caught in a pinch :-)

I just thought of another American beer I had a few weeks ago that was pretty good. Leinenkugel's Big Butt Dopplebock. I had to get it because of the name, but it went down pretty well with some bratwursts watching the Supe Bowl.

Add SaurKraut ad you have a winner. Beer always goes good mit wurst ;)

Brats and Kraut with some brown mustard... mmmmm (Homer Simpson sound with drool....)

I am with gore in that I do enjoy several styles of German beer... and I love me a stout... but I do enjoy a good Trappist Ale every now and then [Chimay comes to mind]... and a good belgian golden ale [Duvel] can sure hit the spot after a long day at work... Blue Moon is actually made in Canada, and I love Stoudts Double Chocolate from the UK. not to say that I don't enjoy some domestic microbrews [domestic to the US that is] ... [Rogue, Sweetwater, DogFish Head etc.] ... I have found that I cannot limit myself to one or two regions of the world for good beer...

I used to like Jager, but then I had a bad experience with that and a few other things mixing in a bad way in my stomach, so I haven't had it in quite a while... My ex-boss brought me back some 'real jager' from Germany... it wasn't too bad... I cannot remember what it was called though...

German beer is poo, the same for German pubs! Although I do like frikkys after a night of drinking knats piss...

The job I have sends me around.

Went to England recently and these are my favorite beers over there:

Boddington
Castlemanie
Guiness

Some other beer I had there that was on tap and I enjoyed was:

Stella Artois
Becks
Blonde
Bruffe

When I'm back in the states though, I enjoy either Coors light, or Miller light :)

If you go to Ireland they have the Guinness factory there where it's made and you get a free pint if you visit.

Becks is awesome, it's German.

Anyone who doesn't like German beer generally likes watered down "Hide the hops flavor from me" stuff.

Germany takes beer more seriously than any country on the planet. The nice thing about Boddington is that you really don't worry about it getting stale lol.

I literally get confused if someone says they don't like German beer. It has nothing to do with me being German so much as it's the country you think of when you think of beer.

Well I consider myself quiet an expert on drink (being Irish). You won't get good Guinness anywhere in the world apart from Ireland. And if you do try the black stuff in Ireland, don't sample it in Dublin - barmen there can't pull a good pint to save their lives. You need to come down to the country and get a decent pint.

Anyone ever try Bulmers (the original - not the Magners/Bulmers UK rip off).
Now that's a drink to blow your head.

ROFL! I downloaded the file last week but only went through it now :)

Excellent one.

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You won't get good Guinness anywhere in the world apart from Ireland.

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The World's largest Guinness brewery is in Lagos, Nigeria.

They still do it in the old fashioned 1 pint crown cork bottles................ but it is like no other Guinness you have ever tasted, like 7.5% abv...............

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Foreign Extra Stout ("Nigerian Guinness") is occasionally available from off-licenses and supermarkets in the UK. The flavour is more intense than that of the conventional stout, and the increased alcoholic strength is also noticeable.

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The World's largest Guinness brewery is in Lagos, Nigeria.

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Really?

Just up my alley. 1 point to Africa :)

Actually it is true but the guinness is brewed there for africa. Apparently guinnes is the most popular beer in Nigeria. It does pack a punch though. In france I tend to drink mainly Beamish. It is the only Irish stout gaurenteed to be brewed in Ireland when you buy it abroad. I like a nice trappist or a blanche is great in the summer. funnily enought the best pint of guinness I ever had was in an irish pub in paris. The pint looked like it was pulled for an add the way it was breathing. It was the ...... perfect pint and now it is just a memory snif :) .

I would have thought that now they no longer brew Guinness in England (Park Royal) that all of Europe would be supplied from Ireland? Certainly France, Holland, Belgium, and Spain ?

As far as i know the Guinness you get on the continent comes from holland or it used.