I got bored, and I saw this, so I thought that maybe someone out there hadn't seen this yet. Anyway, here goes:
We all know that women require two things: Time and Money
This can be represented by the equation Women = Time X Money
We also know that Time is Money, so substituting that into the equation we get:
Women = Money X Money = (Money)^2
And since Money is the root of all Evil:
Women = (sqrtEvil)^2
Cancel that out, and we get *gasp*:
Women = Evil
Enjoy!