A day in the life of oblio.
9am
Wakes up, tired, hmm cup o tea maybe.
Yawns puts on his smelly clothes hes been wearing for days and sticks on his monitor.
Boots up the ol PC and makes coffee. He is greeted by the Windows ME logo wishing he had a copy of Red Hat but he fears partitioning.
10am
After some browsing and reading, quick pull over some crappy Britney Spears pics he decides to hit AntiOnline for a while.
11am
Opens NotePad with a list of names of those he hates.
Hmm no1. Remote_Access_ 2 stflook 3 Terr 4 Negative
I feel like giving stflook a bit today, always gets a good reaction.
Makes a few threads then hits IRC.
12am
Joins #hax0rs and sets up his own channel so he can op himself, there he invies his good and only mate chemical.
Wishes he could join #antionline but MsMittens is afraid of him.
1pm
He returns to see who has replied to his threads. Remote_Access_ has and a bit of Stflook, hmm no Negative Im doing bad. Replies some crap and sees chemical has posted too so he backs him/her/heshe up.
2pm
Spreads some AP for a while leaving abuse to all the users. Gos to attrition to read the section and JP so he can feel cool and mock JP to all those who like him.
3pm
Eats some bread and thinks of school where nobody likes him. He compares the popular kids to the AO members.
Gets angry and relieves himself over more porn.
4pm
Writes a short story about how he can infuriate the AO members and how they always reply to his banter, he feels smug.
5pm onwards
Various masterbations, AO abuse and posts, attempts at learning and getting booted from the sites he likes Irc Channel.
Does he work for other security sites, is he pro hacker, tune in next week for more
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Re: A day in the life of oblio.
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Originally posted by Noble Hamlet
9am
He is greeted by the Windows ME logo wishing he had a copy of Red Hat but he fears partitioning.
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Absolutely brilliant!
But you did forget "band practice"...
9pm
Crawls into his neighbour's garage dragging his bass that only has two strings. Strums away whilst screaming about how bad his life is. He decides that he is a little like Kurt Cobain so he decides to buy a few books on the indie music scene next "pocket money day"...After 10 mins of band practice he returns to his Britney Spears pictures hoping that chemical doesn't see him....