Religions of the World

Religions of the World

Taoism: - **** happens

Hinduism: - This **** happened before

Islam: - If **** happens, take a hostage

Buddhism: - When **** happens is it really ****?

7 th -Day Adventist: - **** happens on Saturday

Protestantism: - **** won’t happen if I work harder

Catholicism: - If **** happens, I deserve it

Jehovah’s Witnesses: - Knock, knock: “shit happens”

Judaism: - Why does **** always happen to me

Hara Krishna: - **** happens, Rama Rama Ding-Dong

Atheism: - No ****

T.V. Evangelism: - Send more ****

Rastafarianism: - Let’s smoke this ****

Taken from GNU's website, didn't you? Well, anyway, they were there for quite a while. Impressive amounts of geek humour can be found there.