dont base intelligence on "education level" before i even started college or finished high school i won arguements with pharmacists. (i used that example because to become a pharmacist you need how many years of school? lol).
"I AM AMERICAN
Wassup...
I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked.
And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or drive very well.
I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,
although I'm pretty sure they were American.
I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not opinionated,
Guns settle disputes, not discussions.
Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing,
And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, unless I go somewhere.
Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is for LOSERS,
Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast,
I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL!
The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in the world,
The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,
And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!
MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister,
AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!! "
Why is it when people think america they think alabama? for goodness sakes man i live in the northern US, theres no marry your sister **** here. that starts ends and stops around "bama" as the people iv met from there call it.
cant we just agree that no country is perfect? the US has a huge crime rate and red necks making us look like dick heads and then theres the driving......
ok i live in Michigan, in my state you learn to drive well or you die, simple, if you dont think so hop on a free way and go to detroit. iv been to canada, alot. they come here alot to play in wal mart, or as i call it the red neck mall.
i dont fit in with any stereo types really, i can actually drive, im smart but i admit i make mistakes, and im against war, drug laws, and drinking and driving, i also quit drinking, (if you wanna be a ***** about it im Irish, so quitting drinking should be ohhhh so hard for me huh ;/ )
i like the fact that in this country i can find a job easy and also i have the CHOICE to go to school, not begging for it, im very happy about that, im also proud of this country for the fact that if you do actually put something into life you can get help, my IQ is 146 and i go to college 100% free, i dont even have to pay for books and i actually get money while im going as long as my grades are above average, now thats a good part.
Im also German so if you wanna stereotype that i have a temper but im smart and i "should" love beer right? well like i said i quit drinking....i dont stereo type many people because its not right, if you wanna do that to me i dont care i wont get mad but ill sure as hell argue if i disagree, im German/ Irish/ and Scottish (tiny bit scottish, mostly irish and German though) so if you put that togther you get a drunk with a temper right? lol ok im done rambling. :)