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    That wasn't funny at all. **bitchslap**

    That wasn't funny at all. **bitchslap**
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    Miss me? I knew you would:)

    Miss me?


    I knew you would:)
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    *******.

    For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to
    take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out
    on someone you don't know.

    I was sitting at...
  4. haha. I liked these ones. More, more! It reminds...

    haha. I liked these ones. More, more! It reminds me of oldies like 'Top twenty things to do at a drivethru':


    1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.


    2. Ask...
  5. haha. I liked these ones. More, more! It reminds...

    haha. I liked these ones. More, more! It reminds me of oldies like 'Top twenty things to do at a drivethru':


    1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.


    2. Ask...
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    You have a dumb friend. He must get it from you.

    You have a dumb friend. He must get it from you.
  7. Damn, an' here was me getting all excited...

    Damn, an' here was me getting all excited thinking the shitstick was leaving...
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    'with intent' to what? Shove it up his arse?

    'with intent' to what? Shove it up his arse?
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    You can't be serious. That sounds like an episode...

    You can't be serious. That sounds like an episode of the Brady Bunch.
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    hahahhaahah.......... oblio....... you're funny...

    hahahhaahah.......... oblio....... you're funny as ****. Nice to see someone with a backbone UNLIKE that of a jellyfish, as opposed to most of the arseholes here.

    Someone fill me in on the goss,...
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    darling, I wasn't talking about YOU breeding with...

    darling, I wasn't talking about YOU breeding with a clone of yourself. What kind of sicko are you? I'm talking clones breeding among clones.

    *burps*
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    what an idiot. No one has the right to create...

    what an idiot. No one has the right to create life? So every woman that has sex and concieves, she doesn't have the right to create life, is that what you're saying? And if what you MEANT was that no...
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    A lucid dream is one where, while you dream,...

    A lucid dream is one where, while you dream, you're aware that what you're experiencing is in fact not real, but part of that dream. This gives you the ability to shape your dream into what you want,...
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    by 'leaving it at that', I can only assume you've...

    by 'leaving it at that', I can only assume you've got nothing to back up your post.

    BERBURT: (were you on drugs when you thought up that name??) FYI, i've read a bit on ESP, meditation, O.B...
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    When you're taking a drug to help you with astral...

    When you're taking a drug to help you with astral projection, then you're not really doing it. It's a hallucination, you're just IMAGINING an out of body experience.

    I've found generally that...
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    Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly...

    Last night we blew up Microsoft - we instantly felt happy and decided that Linux was now going to thrive. However, we failed to stop the evil emerging from Redmond. Ennis knew that all along, but...
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    Nyeh. Shutup, you fucknut, and get on with...

    Nyeh. Shutup, you ****nut, and get on with something useful.
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    wow. what a stupid thing to congratulate someone...

    wow. what a stupid thing to congratulate someone about.
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    What is this shit? Losers. Too much spare time...

    What is this ****? Losers. Too much spare time...
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    WHY do you dislike me, sweetheart? Don't you...

    WHY do you dislike me, sweetheart? Don't you think it's a bit...... obtuse, to use such a word on someone you've never met? I understand that you might not like the IDEA of me. Had you said that, you...
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    Absolutely not. I've had some people mention...

    Absolutely not.

    I've had some people mention [my] race to me in private messages... and the funny thing is I know they wouldn't ever bring it up in public, gutless wonders. You'd be quite...
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    Watch this space.

    JP keeps making my account inactive because I'm "controversial" and that scares him.

    Boo.

    Here's something, if you haven't heard it before.

    A young boy went up to his father and asked him,...
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    That's a rip off of this one: At a recent...

    That's a rip off of this one:


    At a recent computer expo, COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the
    computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with
    technology like...
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