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  1. October 11th, 2001, 02:33 AM #1
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    Anyone got any good jokes for me?

    Guy 1: What would you do if you only had five minutes to live?

    Guy 2: Well I haven't copped a root for awhile, so I'd probably **** anything that moved. What would you do?

    Guy 1: Stand perfectly still.
  2. October 11th, 2001, 05:19 AM #2
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    Re: Anyone got any good jokes for me?

    Originally posted by Eating_Scarlett
    Guy 1: What would you do if you only had five minutes to live?

    Guy 2: Well I haven't copped a root for awhile, so I'd probably **** anything that moved. What would you do?

    Guy 1: Stand perfectly still.

    A boy walk in the lift where an old man was operatiing the lift, the boys said 6th floor please , when they reach 6th floor the old man said He u go my son.

    The boy said Im not ur son u know what the old man said

    Didn't i brought u up.

    hahaha
  3. October 11th, 2001, 05:22 AM #3
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  4. October 11th, 2001, 05:56 AM #4
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  5. October 11th, 2001, 06:19 AM #5
    Eating_Scarlett
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    ahahaha... i liked that lift one. it was so stupid it was funny. Here's another, in a tribute to National Blonde Day yesterday.

    Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?
    A. One's wet, hairy, and smells like fish. The other is a walrus.
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