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October 20th, 2001, 12:47 PM
#1
Senior Member
computers + real life
c:\>tracert bin laden
100 days * * usa
50 days * * pakistan
1 days * * unknown mountine in afganistan
0 days * * request timed out
0 days * * request timed out
0 days * * request timed out
results
60 % packets killed by afgan soldiers
20 % packets killed by usa bombs
10 % packets killed by microsoft programs
10 % unknown end
c:\>telnet bin laden hell_port_number
welcome to bin laden server :
dir
20000 soldiers 9000 gb
200 guns 5240 mb
4 american bombs 9635 gb
used space afgan territor
free space none
c:\>delete bin laden
access denied
c:\>attrib bin laden
h bin laden
c:\>attrib -h bin laden
error 666 two many mountines
please check your disk
abort,retry,panic
c:\>format afgan:
error 45 to many inocents
c:\>fdisk afgan:
error Muslims
muslims 1.1
this program is protected by Muhamed
c:\>OH MY GOD
this is a response from god : i was sleeping what do you want ??????
c:\>exit
WHY YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SERVER !!!!!!
CONNECTION TO THE WORLD LOST .............
PRESS ANY KEY TO LAUNCH A NEW BOMB .....
If God had intended
Man to program,
we would be born
with serial I/O ports.
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October 20th, 2001, 04:01 PM
#2
That's very funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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October 20th, 2001, 05:59 PM
#3
Senior Member
rm -rf /bin/laden
I should mention this isn't my original creation - can't remember where it is i saw it though
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October 21st, 2001, 06:24 AM
#4
thats cute we all need a good laugh at times
No good deed goes unpunished.
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October 21st, 2001, 07:22 AM
#5
Senior Member
"rm -rf /bin/laden" is on a shirt made by ThinkGeek - http://www.thinkgeek.com
\"If you torture the data enough, it will confess.\" --Ronald Coase
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October 21st, 2001, 07:37 AM
#6
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October 21st, 2001, 07:56 AM
#7
Good
Ah a nice bit of humour does no harm from time to time.
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October 22nd, 2001, 11:52 AM
#8
Junior Member
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October 22nd, 2001, 01:53 PM
#9
hi hi hi hi hi
h i hi hi hi hi...that's great...
according to me u should do...
c:\> edit peace.bat
@cd afganistan
@rm osama
@cd..
@cd afganistan
c:\> peace <enter>
as fast as u can........
enjoy....
intruder....
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