Here I have made a short perhaps lacking in any real English merit but it's just for fun. I made it in say 5-10 minutes, that explains the sheer simplistic use of rhyme then...

i.

Negative he is a flamer,
Poor Seb-G he is a lamer,
Here I am at no loss,
I have learned about Net-Force.

ii.

First up is Sub Seven,
You use it when you are eleven,
It pose's no threat to me,
Ran by some script kiddie.

iii.

There is a lot to this tale,
How do I hack Hotmail?,
This question it does entail,
The intelligence of deaf braille.

iv.

Programming is time consuming,
Oft it leave's me madly fuming,
But all is fine I pend my time,
Learning my trade at
Antionline.


This is a working progress.