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November 3rd, 2001, 11:20 AM
#1
something to fresh'n'up your mind and soul......
this is for all...sometimes we all get very bored doing some tidious job or anything...and we definetely need something to read which leaves us thinking or laughing....
so here it is just read it :-
>1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall
>out.
>
> 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
>
>
> 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian
>any more than
> standing in a garage makes you a car.
>
> 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for
>natural stupidity.
>
> 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick
>the one you've
> never tried before.
>
> 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room
>with a glance.
>
> 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion
>that life is
> serious.
>
> 8. It is easier to beg forgiveness than get
>permission.
>
> 9. For every action, there is an equal and
>opposite government
> program.
>
> 10. If you look like your passport picture, you
>probably need
> the trip.
>
> 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the
>speed of checks.
>
> 12. A conscience is what hurts when all your
>other parts feel
> good.
>
> 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
>
> 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth.
>Deal with it.
>
> 15. No husband has ever been shot while doing
>the dishes.
>
> 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
>
> 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and
>narrowness of
> the waist change places.
>
> 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than
>coming.
>
> 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and
>throw away three
> weeks before you need it.
>
> 20. There is always one more imbecile than you
>counted on.
>
> 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables
>you to recognize
> a mistake when you make it again.
>
> 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they
>move the ends.
>
> 23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy
>refrigerator.
>
> 24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice
>contrast to the
> real world
>
>
>--
>Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday!!!
pls answer me if u like this ...and i appreciate if u want anything to add in it...
thanks for reading....hope u are freshened...!!!!!
intruder...
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November 3rd, 2001, 03:42 PM
#2
Thanks for the light relief!
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November 3rd, 2001, 04:55 PM
#3
Heh. That was good. I liked #9 best.
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November 3rd, 2001, 05:28 PM
#4
That was kool. I like it.
[shadow]Prepare ship for ludicrous speed![/shadow]
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November 3rd, 2001, 06:18 PM
#5
Member
how about...
AO absorbs 25 times its own weight in excess reality.
I\'d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.....
Cyanide cocktail anyone? (with a pineapple twist, of course..)
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November 3rd, 2001, 07:25 PM
#6
nice post. humor is good for the tired mind. Zzzzzz.....
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the dang thing blew up)
\"Ask not what the kernel can do for you, ask what you can do for the kernel!\"
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November 4th, 2001, 03:55 AM
#7
Enjoyable read keep up the fuuny work.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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November 5th, 2001, 07:05 AM
#8
thanks a lot...everybody..
hey thanks a lot everybody for reading this and responding me positively...
thanks a lot.....
just pushing this thread on top ..so that all of them can read this.....and fresh'n' up their minds....
intruder...
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November 5th, 2001, 01:58 PM
#9
up up up up uuuuuuuuuup....just pushing it ...
intruder....
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November 5th, 2001, 03:36 PM
#10
Thank's for laugh I likie 20 the best
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