something to fresh'n'up your mind and soul......

[pooja]

Thanx lostit! Thanx for u're support! heres another one, "somewhat" latest ! Don't worry its the last post of its kind , from me, at least, on this thead!

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest.
They were looking for people to submit quotes from
their real life Dilbert-type managers.

Here are the Top Ten finalists:
1. "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to
access the building using individual security cards.
Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees
will receive their cards in two weeks."
(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at
Microsoft Corp. inRedmond, WA.)

2. "What I need is an exact list of specific unknown
problems we might encounter."
Lykes Lines Shipping)

3. "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information
or data. It should be used only for company
business."
Accounting manager, Electric BoatCompany)

4. "This project is so important, we can't let things
that are more important interfere with it."
(Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)


5. "Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the
schedule."
(Plant manager, Delco Corporation)

6. No one will believe you solved this problem in one
day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go
act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when
it's time to tell them."
(R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M
Corp.)

7. Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people
doing what I say."
(Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)

8. My sister passed away and her funeral was
scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she
died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on
the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we
could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That
would be better for me."
(Shipping executive, FTD Florists)

9. We know that communication is a problem, but the
company is not going to discuss it with the
employees."
(Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)

10. One day my Boss asked me to submit a status report
to him concerning a project I was working on. I asked
him if tomorrow would be soon enough. He said, "If I
wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow
to ask for it!"
(Hallmark Cards executive)
Thanx for u're patience!

[intruder]

hey pooja that was great ...and also a great answer to that piece of ****....forposting that joke....

thanks a lot for appreciation .... and support..

intruder...

[Eating_Scarlett]

Did you really just refer to me as a piece of ****, you two-bit worthless ****?

Refrain from the use of profanity in future, what ~would~ your mother think?!

tsk tsk...

[RogueSpy]

Hey guys. . . if you want to post something offensive, please use the hide post function that JP has added. Its there for a reason. Not just for your health. There are a lot of younger kids that come here that dont need to be reading your $h17 ES. . . so lay off. K?

[Eating_Scarlett]

you'd be surprised... the young ones are not nearly as innocent as you might think.

[RogueSpy]

I know that ES. . . but still. Please use the hide post function. Thats what JP put it there for. Thanks.

[pooja]

Originally posted by Eating_Scarlett
Did you really just refer to me as a piece of ****, you two-bit worthless ****?

Refrain from the use of profanity in future, what ~would~ your mother think?!

tsk tsk...

and what does YOUR mother think??

[Eating_Scarlett]

I don't know. Why don't you ask her?

[pooja]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Eating_Scarlett
I don't know. Why don't you ask her? [/QUOTE

She won't tell me......
perhaps she's 2 pissed with u 2 answer anyone else!!

[Ghost_25inf]

hey
Funny ass stuff Im still laughing. maybe because some is true.

> 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for
>natural stupidity.

This is the best I think





but like always here is mine.
Dont look before you leap, It will ruin the suprise.