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    ok here is the collection from the past year:
    when love congeals, it soon reveals, the faint aroma of performing seals.

    --The space between my ears was intentionally left blank--

    Lead me not into temptation, for I can find it myself

    i'm only a 1/4 troll, on my dad's side.

    Dodge this !! --Trinity, The Matrix

    sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f(q{sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f});

    "Homo sum: humani nil a me alienum puto"
    (I am a man: nothing human is alien to me)
    --Publius Terentius Afer

    Today I will gladly share my knowledge and experience, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"

    People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

    It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game.

    Distributed.net : Because a processor cycle is a terrible thing to waste

    May the sacred call of the dogcow guide you down the path towards nerdvana.

    "A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
    GeneralEmergency

    "We can't all, and some of us don't." -- Eeyore

    Delve into the mind of a maNIaC. MY MIND

    I've gone out to look for myself; if I should return before I get back, please keep me here.

    "You rarely get there first by walking in another mans path"

    Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

    "Come the millennium, month 12 In the home of greatest power

    Software designers are so infatuated with the fact that they can, that they don't stop to think if they should.

    ----- "I am the NT Blue Screen Of Death...no one hears your screams."

    "My advice is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy. If not, you'll become a philosopher."

    Ashes of Empires and bodies of kings,
    these are a few of my favorite things

    C:\Windows. C:\Windows\Run "C:\Windows\Run" Does not exist. Would you like to create it? NOOO!!!

    Marx on sex: From each according to his virility, to each according to her need.

    "One world, one web, one program" - Microsoft Promo ad
    "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler

    Assumption is the mother of all ****-ups.

    "Between thought and expression lies a lifetime." - Lou Reed

    Give a man a flame and keep him warm for the night. Set him on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

    --- An it harm none, do what thou will!

    Democracy: Two wolves and a sheep voting to decide what's for dinner.

    - Is your power animal a penguin?

    Who is the master of foxhounds, and who says the hunt has begun? -Pink Floyd

    "just connect this to..."
    BZZT.
    "ahrg! You didn't unplug it?"

    -- There are two kind of sysadmins: Paranoids and Losers. (adapted from D. Bach)

    The problem with Engineers is that they cheat in order to get results.
    The problem with Mathematicians is that they work on toy problems in order to get results.
    The problem with Computer Scientists is that they cheat on toy problems in order to get results.
    *NOBODY* expects the Karma Police.

    It's not an attitude, it's an apptitude...

    ---- "What would you try, if you knew you would not fail ?" Unknown

    "Fdisk format reinstall, doo dah doo dah,
    Fdisk format reinstall, oh the doo dah day"

    Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people.

    Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?

    "Pinky, you've left the lens cap of your mind on again." - The Brain

    -----
    If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed...
    ..oh wait, he does.

    -- Good judgement comes with experience. -- Experience comes with bad judgement.

    Is this the end yet?...How 'bout now...how 'bout now...how 'bout now?

    -- dont feed the trolls.... TEASE the trolls.. It's fun to get them upset. --

    -- Chris Chabot
    "I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it!"

    Jesus used to be my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

    - if you love something, set it free; if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it

    -------------
    I am HAL 7000, less features than the HAL 9000, but just as homicidal!

    --------------------------------------
    Vices - what I lack in originality, I make up for in volume.

    ---
    Getting a hardon doesn't constitute personal growth...

    question: is control controlled by its need to control?
    answer: yes
    -- william s. burroughs

    - "When you want something with all your heart, the entire universe conspires to give it to you" -Paulo Coelho

    Only the strongest run free!!!

    --Never trust a tech who tattoes his IP to his arm, especially if DHCP

    "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."

    If pigs had wings, would bacon taste like chicken?

    "Mutual" and "exclusive" are mutually exclusive. I think.

    Live to Code, Code to Live!

    One does not weather a storm by attempting to sail through it at full sail

    "And that's the world in a nutshell -- an appropriate receptacle."

    "All I have is an opinion -- I don't deal in Truth." -- Jean-Louis Gassée

    "The night is long that never finds the day." -- William Shakespeare

    You're the king of jack and ****...and jack just left town. -Ash

    --"Karma is justice without the satisfaction"

    "dim x as boolean
    x=MyComplexMethod("goat",45,"all your base")
    if x=true then
    print "Yes- true"
    else
    if x=false then
    print "No- false"
    else
    print "WTF is up with this?"
    endif
    endif
    I'm a cross compiler. At weekends I dress up as Pascal..."

    When in danger, or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

    "Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins,
    for they are subtle and quick to anger."

    Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.
    --Larry Wall

    Give a man a fish, he owes you one fish.
    Teach a man to fish, you give up your monopoly on fisheries.

    You want people to think logically? ACK! Turn in your UID, you traitor!"

    "DOS is possibly the worst text-based adventure game"

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    edit

    Oh goodie, More!!!

    Anyway, I've edited the names for those who told me what they owned. As I said before, keep the sigs comin'!
    Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the dang thing blew up)

    \"Ask not what the kernel can do for you, ask what you can do for the kernel!\"

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    I don't know, just makes me kinda depressed. I guess that's just not the reality I have observed. Yes, things get bad...and maybe killing yourself can be used in a metaphoric, jokingily manner, but I don't see it like that.

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    Arrow Hmm..

    Has anyone noticed that a good number of these quotes are taken from Baldurs Gate...?
    ~®¥ÅzÄÑ°FF~

    Elen sila lumenn omentielvo..

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    I like my signature, it applies to people of a lesser educational level. And it applies to how so many screw-ups are made in this world by people who want to try and look intelligent for their own egotistical reasons.

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    Thumbs up

    Here are a few of my favorites, starting with my absoloute favorite:

    [" The ideal woman which is in every man's mind is evoked by a word or
    a phrase or the shape of her wrist, her hand. The most beautiful
    discription of a woman is by understatment. Remember, all Tolstoy ever
    said to describe Anna Karenina was that she was beautiful and could see
    in the dark like a cat. Every man has a different idea of what's
    beautiful, and it's best to take the gesture, the shadow of the branch,
    and let the mind create the tree." William Faulkner~ ]

    You are wrong. This one is willing to sacrifice every drop of human
    happiness and love he has ever known for another. He is not a lower being.

    If you dance with the devil, the devil don't change. It changes you.

    And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget
    falls drop by drop upon the heart,
    and in our own despair, against our will,
    comes wisdom to us by the grace of God.

    And, because you made me think of it - my favorite definition of tact:
    the art of telling someone to go straight to Hell and have them
    looking forward to the trip :-)

    And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

    "Sarcasim is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of
    non-intelligence, let those who wish join the club of conventionals"

    "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
    from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
    disinclination to do so."

    ph34r m3! 3l33t h4x0r.

    Carpe Noctem. (seize the night)

    got r00t?

    Färfromr00tin.

    The Road to Success is not straight. There is a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends, caution lights called family, and you will have flats called jobs. But...if you have a spare called determination, an engine called perseverance, insurance called faith, and a driver called Jesus, you will make it to a place called success!
    The COOKIE TUX lives!!!!
    Windows NT crashed,I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.


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    The3ntropy, that's the exact same signature as mine!!!!!!

    Greg
    \"Do you know what people are most afraid of?
    What they don\'t understand.
    When we don\'t understand, we turn to our assumptions.\"
    -- William Forrester

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    I like mine....very simple. Doesn't really seem to be a very sophisticated, but it applys...
    Fight the Power!

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    Lightbulb

    here are some of my favs:

    - i wouldn't mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit

    - he runs... he hides... he does everything, but he never lies...

    - personally i am always ready to learn, but i dont always like being taught

    - in a world without walls who needs windows or gates
    winston c.

    - I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own-- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism.
    albert e.

    thats all. also see my signature.

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    I used to use a good Signature : The only thing you have to do in this life is die!, Think about it, its true!!!!
    ONE BY ONE THE PENGUINS STEAL MY SANITY!

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